How do they deal with their poop?
Dwarves
Grayson Harris
Dylan Ramirez
They hold it in until they reach elven territories and then poop and pee in the nearest water source.
Tyler Garcia
Sewers
Zachary Carter
I've taken time to do a little research to know what dwarfs do in the privacy of their holds. One of the thing they do is called anal licking, where the-, a dwarfs anus is licked, like this, by the other dwarf. Like ice cream. And then what happens, even poo-poo comes out. The other poo-poos out. And then they eat the poo-poo.
Angel Cox
We do not want that sickness in Ulthuanda!
Landon Martin
They eat it - maximum efficiency.
James Edwards
The sell it, as the glorious Dwarf digestive system concentrates solid waste into valuable gemstones.
Oliver Jones
Fertilizer.
Parker Cruz
No wonder the Balrog got pissed when they dug too deep.
Owen Kelly
Pneumatic tunnels to launch it up to the surface. Ideally facing towards the nearest human settlement (Elves are too happy to have the fertilizer)
Andrew Richardson
Otyutghs, or large holes- they can probably make toilets using natural water sources too.
Nicholas Price
Underrated post.
I can literally imagine a dear friend running with his short little legs holding in a fat one through the woods trying to make it in time. Just to shit in an elf pool.
Logan King
>Dwarf
>Dear friend
How dose auto correct make that mistake?
William Jenkins
Justin Clark
They bury it, it makes the minerals grow stronker.
Austin Collins
Why do you think the duergar and drow are always so cranky? They're continually dealing with unpleasant things from the surface, and dwarf shit is no exception.
Chase Ross
W is right next to E. Autocorrect thought you misspelled Dear as Dwar. Then Autocomplete saw the F at the end and thought "oh he must have forgotten a space! Now what usually comes after 'Dear' for these humans that starts with F?"
The rest is history. The moral of the story is, proof read your fucking posts you filthy phoneposting savage
Adrian Rivera
Sewers that go directly into the magma vent/great magma sea/hell. Links up with the garbage disposal chute and prisoner transfer tube as well.
Noah Phillips
Designated shitting streets, like any other civilized nation.
Jeremiah Cook
>I can literally imagine a dear friend running
>dwarf
>running
I know this is fantasy and all, but at least TRY and make it beliveable
Robert Nguyen
>Dwarf defecation
You mean birthing?
Josiah Hughes
They bury it and it becomes fucking gnomes
Dominic James
They don't. They sweat out their toxins like Kroot. It's why elves think they stink.
Xavier Carter
Samuel Ward
this and
Robert Carter
If you mean running into the woods to poop, and the little shits calling themselves elves, yes.
That is why dwarves kill elves all the time. They are cleaning up their own mess.
Dylan Cooper
>Dwarves
>Cleaning
Nice try, humanlet
Cameron Martin
Yeah. I designed an underground dwarf city that had a lake above and to the side of the city, and the entire city had a series of canals and tiny tunnels that brought running water from the lake through each home and street.
Jeremiah Wright
>Dwarf
>Dear Friend
Stealthy CS Lewis reference detected.
Jace Morales
What the hell do you think all those magma tunnels are for!?
Jayden Harris
Poop chutes that lead directly to a lava pit.
Julian Lopez
Each village probably has a gelatinous cube or two down a deep narrow hole.
Kevin Roberts
They use it for building materials, because dwarves shit bricks.
Cameron Brown
That guy actually looks pretty cool.
Colton Gomez
>Using autocorrect
Confirmed brainlet