What fantasy animals would Veeky Forums have in a fantasy pet cafe?

Teleporting kittehs

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blink dogs

baby mimics

Would they be like little jewellery boxes?

yes, and they try to gum you because their teeth arn't fully formed yet, but if they are trained to be around humans they are love bites and they won't bite down trying to eat.

That is adorable.

Kinda think those would be a bit hard to deal with. You'd have guests leaving the cafe and they'd follow them.

he said cafe, not brothel

Fairies. They have a certain flower that they live in and will fly next to and around you when you water their flowers or give them treats.

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Elves.
Elves are nothing, but animals, after all.

displacer pups

Animal sized monster girls.
Pic related

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Cute.

>displacer pups

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Kitsune can be good pets.

How does the slime not eat her?

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Ones that they could fuck

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You ever heard of maid cafe’s? Just because you’re paying for girls to pretend they give a shit about your existence doesn’t mean sex is involved.

Maybe it's a slime that is intelligent?

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>pups
Kittens, you mean. It's there rivals, the blink dogs, that have pups.

Tinier people.

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People's past pets.

That high speed tail wagging is too damn cute goddamn

Parakeet harpies.

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Miniature Ogre Arachne

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Don't know whether they'd be the pets or the employees. Maybe both?

In their natural habitat, I'd imagine the parakeet harpies to be mostly pests ...

TARRASQUES

Let's not forget some pet merfolk. Everybody loves aquariums, right?

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You'd have to have some tanks with beaches so they can come up and be headpatted, etc.