>Deep in the land of peasants is their spiritual leader. Elevated above all others, she is the Farm Queen. Of pure blood, able to speak to field and fowl, her mysterious powers are innumerable. In recent days, she has begun leading her people in nude storm dances of sinister purpose.
You've been tasked with bringing her to heel.
wat do
Plough her fertile field if ya know what I mean.
Spread my seed in her soil if ya know what I mean.
I HAVE SEX WITH THE PRETTY GIRL UNTIL I EJACULATE
Then if I have time I'll reap her bountiful harvest if ya know what I mean.
I'll sow my crops on her hills if ya know what I mean.
Cum deep inside in her cunt if ya know what I mean
Plough her fertile valley if you know what I mean
I'm gonna take a good look at her large tracts of land, if you catch my drift.
I'll tax her harvests, if you're picking up what I'm putting down.
I'd husk her grains, if you get where I'm coming from.
quite some OP samefaggotry in this lame thread
Shuck my corn in her kitchen if ya know what I mean.
Get high on her ergot, if you know what I mean.
>wat do
kys
I would churn my butter in her ample storehouse, if my suggestion gives you direction.
Ride out with the other PCs and a band of strong fighting men to offer her lodgings and a shrine devoted to her in our capital in exchange for a very public religious oath of fealty, on behalf of the deity she represents to the ruling council of our pantheon.
Are you "special"?
He's just fresh off the boat from reddit.
>quite some OP samefaggotry in this lame thread
Lol kiddo, I'm gonna give you a Veeky Forums protip
When you enter a thread you don't like and start screaming SAMEFAG because you want to fit in, everyone makes fun of you. In the future, take us up on our advice and lurk moar.
i have no idea what youre all talking about
Till her rich farmland, if you're acquiring what I'm selling to ya
still dont get it
He'd like to hoe her row, if you're picking up what I'm putting down.
do you mean he wants to irrigate her canals, iffin you gettin what im going for?