Rpg polygamy [general?] Improbable Anatomy edition

How about some original picture?

Yeah, fuck traditional games, talking about systems, characters, stories and inspiration! This is /b/ with some fantasy after all.

Thanks anons. Though that bit to the left of centre was arm rest or seat of sofa, not her right calf.

Feel free to post them user.

I feel like I should call you a cuck but I'm not going to. We're all friends here.

>Feel free to post them user.
No no no, I want the original image. I should have been clearer.

Say please.

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But this is a polygamy thread. You are now obliged to post harems and relevant gameplay advice.

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As am I of course.
>Harem gameplay advice #1
>Don't start a harem in your games.
>Your PC will thank you for it.

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Thankee.

Have that saved somewhere already, I think.

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Oi m8 is that a tawny frogmouth?

That is in fact a tawny frogmouth.

That is the best thing I've seen in this entire thread. Do you know how to save the previous thread from deletion?

I'd rather call it deficient perspective vision. But not on the artist, on you.

>>Harem gameplay advice #1
>>Don't start a harem in your games.
I played in a superhero game where the PCs were 1 guy and 3 girls. It developed into a harem. We never got into the bedroom stuff but it was fun to RP being catty to each other and doing irrational things out of jealousy.

...That actually sounds really funny. Care to share your stories with us?

Excuse me?

>A thread died for this.
It's okay, it wasn't a thread that the mod cares about.

My PC is a concubine who got permission to go outside the harem and go adventuring because she was about to murder her sister-wives.

Polyamory > polygamy

>Return to hometown
>Meet up with wife, but she's with a low-ranking nobleman
>Party comments on political intrigue hook
>I just say hi to him
>Wife asks about any girlfriends I made on my travels
>Party confused
>Magical realm achieved

There's a lot more to it than that, but that was basically how I told my gaming friends my wife and I had become poly

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That sounds hilarious, so long as everyone was in on it

Almost like a less-weeb MAID game

>another cuck thread allowed by tranny janny

Say it with me

I'm polyamorous IRL. Anyone have any questions for playing one realistically?

does it work?

It can. Basically there's two kinds of poly relationships
>People have their shit straight, have figured out an arrangement that everyone can live with, and who even if they argue occasionally can work things out as peoples' wants and needs change
>Nonstop 24/7 drama factories, or drama factories in the making
You don't get the middle ground monogamists have where the relationship isn't working but can keep going for years anyway out of convenience. Poly relationships are inherently less stable, and it's up to you to make it work, which takes a lot of clear communication and honest negotiation, and setting clear rules and boundaries that everyone can agree on and follow. And if you know anything about human nature, you now understand why so many poly relationships fail spectacularly. Also you can't have the anime harem thing where they're all competing for the MCs dick. Any sort of competition gets ugly. Side note, poly drama gets really complex real quick. Go look on /r/polyamory, the shit these people get themselves into makes Rashomon look like Blue's Clues
Maybe I'm overselling how difficult they are. We make it work without much trouble, it just takes more effort than monogamy does. Also the community has a bad habit of attracting people who shouldn't be in relationships, period.

Not him, I'm , but for us it does.

Although that's not to say going poly was some magical thing. We had talked about it for years beforehand, discussing what we wanted, what we were and weren't comfortable with, limits, etc. Proper communication is absolutely necessary for making poly work, and if you're going to let hurt feelings simmer then you're doomed from the start.

But, overall, it's been great. The increased communication has brought us closer together, and seeing other people has allowed both of us to explore the kink community in ways we couldn't with each other. I had always been interested in exploring fetishes, so I'm super thankful I can do that with some awesome people.

Obviously there were some jealousy issues at the beginning, mostly on my part, but I have trust that my wife won't love anyone more than me and I damn well know I won't love anyone more than her. There are actually some books published on the idea if that interests you, the big two being "More Than Two" and "The Ethical Slut."

We were poly from the start, before either of us had other partners, which I think made it easier.
Personally I love the freedom to do what I want with whoever I want. I also think all that discussion of wants and needs has helped the non-poly aspects of our relationship a lot. Not that we couldn't have done it if we were mono but in practice a lot of people don't do enough of it.
I didn't care for The Ethical Slut. I get that it's the classic, and really more of a manifesto than a guide, but I still wish it had more advice on how to do poly and less hippy nonsense. I also thought it was a little smug, that "poly is the One True Way and everyone else just hasn't tried it yet" mentality. More Than Two is great though, highly recommend it

cuck?

Starting poly would've definitely made things easier, I bet. Our thing was that I was a total virgin when I started dating my wife, so going poly was partially a means for me to explore all the dating I would've missed out on otherwise. Still kinda blows my mind how I've gone from nothing to having multiple partners in the span of a year, hah. And that's not even speaking of all the kinky shit I would've never given a second thought to otherwise for being "improper."

Shame that the Ethical Slut sounds preachy, I haven't read that one yet

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If you could try and work an obscure and rarely-used word into your OP that would be great, OP.

I might have known this fat-bottomed bitch would be an elf.

You do realize that's still anatomically impossible and similar to what OP posted?
OP just drew the surface plane and stopped where they would intersect.

Not at all. The left thigh's bottom is being pushed in by the right thigh's top, that way the exact point of contact of both legs is on a higher position than the bottom of the left asscheek and also respective to the point where the dress is pinched by the right leg and the left asscheek.

>anatomically impossible for a man
Women are build differently, user. She doesn't have to worry about crushing her nuts, and her hips are wider and the ligaments far more flexible.

>She doesn't have to worry about crushing her nuts
This is Veeky Forums, you sure about that?

Anons, her left buttcheek is resting on her right thigh where it is vertically parallel with her weight on it.
Her hip bones are warped to be longer in the right side if that's the case, dislocating her pelvis.

The real issue is her left leg would have to be longer then her right to have her left ass cheek sticking back like the while also having her left knee crossed over her right. If it were her right cheek sticking farther back out it's be fine and dandy.

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>her left buttcheek is resting on her right thigh
Wrong. The cheek is behind the point where the legs cross.

Wrong again. Her hips are resting on the right side, the left is on the air and she is maintaining a right-balanced position. This way it's easy to cross the right leg under the other in an almost perpendicular leg position.

user, look at where the dress is scrunched between her left buttock and right thigh here It's fucked.

That sounds awesome/hilarious. What's that like? Got any levels in barbarian?

Ok how about this?

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Yes, you print it as a .pdf or bookmark the archive.4plebs page of it.

How could you have known that? Elves are not known for having big fat asses.

in my setting all elves have amazing asses

It's Japanese art. Japanese elves are T&A monsters.

Go on.

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Not really, not more than any other humanoid girl and then you get the occasional flat.

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You are right, it was never an elf. Those are clearly japanese demon ears and the bitch is too fat to be an elf.

Mine too. Specifically they're based off of

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What if I told you the party noble is doing that for my character instead. And he has no idea it's happening.

>Specifically they're based off of
But then you based them on nothing.

Explain

>hey I want my elves too have doujin-tier bodies
I mean it's not nothing but it's still paper-thin

>>hey I want my elves too have doujin-tier bodies
So, you don't want elves?

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He just wants fap material, just attach whatever race title he wants it to be so it feels more exotic.

My character is a fighter of some local legend. He's got a few good stories of how he's managed to take down everything from an enemy fortification, to a pair of giants, all on his own. He's also made a point of saying that he's strong enough to disobey the noble in the party, and even say he's good enough to just go do his own thing, as she, in his eyes, is took weak to command someone as tough as he.

She decided the best way to reign in his more rebellious behaviour, was to hitch him to some woman. But she knows my dude won't go for it unless the girl is strong enough, because again, my dude values strength over literally everything to idiotic levels. Thus, she's gathered a bunch of "applicants" and will have them battle it out, to see which one is the strongest, and then try and force my character to marry.

No matter what happens, my dude is going to refuse, because she still can't just tell him what to do.

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In other words he doesn't really likes elves, understands them or ever touched a single traditional game to correct the false impression he got from porn, despite posting here. Gotcha.

Just bend the noble over already.

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She's not strong enough.

Who is?

That's actually a good question though. At what point do you draw the line between an existing fantastical concept, your own spin, and a completely new thing. If you make your vampires normal humans with a weakness to sunlight and drink blood, with no garlic weakness, they're still pretty vampiric, pretty much everyone agrees on that. But what about the sylvari from Guild Wars 2 makes them anything except dryads?

This whole thing of course excludes that whole 'nothing new under the sun' thing.

No one.

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Honest intent.
That's it.

If you wanna make your dwarves into oppai lolis for no apparent reason other than because you'd like them to be sexy then so be it.
Don't bullshit people because people will see through your bullshit.

I'm not that guy, I'm legitimately asking where the line is. If I was to make a race of, say, short, grey-skinned creatures with pointed ears that live underground, at what point do people just up and say "why not just call them goblins"?

Are they literally just like goblins though?
Answer that first.

Are you asking if they pillage and attack people and then cry about how sad they are? "Are they literally just like goblins" is a really subjective question, because to me and short clammy-skinned pointy eared ugly creature that lives in a hole just screams goblin to me, but it may not to other people.

You see, your problem is that you're asking for a definite line to be made where in truth it's always in flux to the people you are describing it to.

If your race is literally doing everything a goblin does, why not just call them goblins?

Devil's advocate then, what's the issue with the elf in the OP apart from her allegedly fucked up hip bones

Her face is really pudgy. I don't like the whole babyface thing. But still, I'm OP, so I think it's pretty obvious that I'm not looking at her face.

Stop bumping your shitty fucking thread already.

OP was so assblasted about the art in the last thread, that he had to make another thread just to complain about it some more.

What? No, I'm the OP of the last thread too. I just found the complaining funny, hence the op image.

Neotenous features do not suit elves in my opinion.
They're supposed to look beautifully sharp and slender when physically mature.
Pic is what I think maximum elven beauty looks like.

Dammit.

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I’m sure you’ve found the right situation user. But you cannot deny that is a literal definition of cuckoldry.

BRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAP[/spolier]

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Stop bumping your own fucking thread.

>[/spolier]
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We actually made a matriarchal planet in Rogue Trader where the Imperial Governess had a reverse-harem of men, where high-quality males were basically placed in a "gilded cage" lifestyle among wealthy planetary elite.

>Planet is a fringe Imperial Planet at the very edge of Imperial space
>Society is 80-90% female, 20-10% male

Why?

>Over two millennia ago, the planetary city-states of Scytharius waged a massive, planet-spanning civil war in a power struggle that lasted for ten years
>Being a fringe world, nobody in the Wider Imperium really knew shit about it
>One of the planetary factions, getting closed in by its rivals, unleashed a genophage against its rivals and innoculated its own people
>The genophage targeted the Y-chromosome and basically caused the body to "fall apart" more or less over the course of like a week
>Virtually every society save their suddenly loses 95% of their male population in less than a month - very, very few survive and are immune
>The society did not plan on the women getting fucking pissed off that all their husbands, fathers, and sons were killed off and basically zerging the faction
>In the madness of the close of the war, the women accidentally destroy the only lab that held the genophage or its antidote
FAST FORWARD
>Now, women rule their society and make up the bulk of their workforce
>Men are born at like a 1/5 rate compared to women, and half of those born are in some way deformed or small. Even more of them are still rendered infertile.
>Therefore, men who are fertile and with sound genes are considered massively valuable to society at large, and are essentially put in a "gilded cage" lifestyle by society.
>Wealthy women will "persuade" these men (i.e. buy) and then use them to distribute sexual favors, and prevent them from basically ever leaving for any reason
>The governess holds the most, and uses them as her royal guard and personal concubines.

It was surprisingly not magical realm at all.

I do not watch my wife fuck other men, I do not get off to my wife fucking other men, no part of my wife fucking other men includes me being degraded, and I also have my own partners.

Honestly, it's weird. Doesn't matter how many women I fuck, if my wife fucks even one man all that seems to be negated. I've never understood why.

Are you that horny fujo last thread propagating for a reverse harem?

She was just ahead of the times

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>It was surprisingly not magical realm at all.
Wrong.

Such relationships have a tendency to be unsustainable. If your wife has a lay so good that she's just not getting anywhere near as much pleasure with you, sex (with you) might become an obligation. Lots of regular marriages fall apart because of sexual incompatibility, but yours has an additional risk factor involved in that finding (more) desirable sexual partners isn't taboo. It's all fine and good if you think love and friendship alone is enough to support your relationship, but just try to imagine a decade of being with someone that treated having sex with you like a chore, and how that might affect you in the long-term.

Not in the least.

>Wrong.

It surprisingly was not. The GM placed a LOT of emphasis on the incredibly controlling nature of the matriarchal society, their general "female supremacy" attitude, and how much the life of a male was controlled and how they were basically playthings of the rich and powerful, and the Governess and her elite underlings had no intention of allowing that to change any time soon. Since the "valuable" males job was basically "look good and pop out kids," they did very little aside from leisure and exercise, and a great many of them were incredibly unfulfilled and resentful because of it. The classism was also incredibly palpable:

>Female elite
>Fertile males with good genes
>Child-bearing women and fertile males with health/genetic problems
>Childless women
>Infertile males of any category

Infertile males were sent to do incredibly dangerous jobs and were largely treated as a "burden" because they can't propagate the species on this world. They don't last long, and those who run away into the jungle are hunted down by Arbitrators and the royal guard (or die out, as they're infertile).

Childless women are the "drones" of their society. They can be of any profession, but most are typically in the "lower" economic classes like manual labor, low-skilled work, basic admin, etc. Not having a child means you couldn't woo one of the rare men, so you're not as valuable.

Child-bearing women and fertile men with health issues are viewed as being the "middle class" of society, and are what most people aspire to be. Having a child is a sign of success in their culture, and having a steady man is an even greater success - even if he has problems. Men who can pass on genes - even if they have some minor health issues - typically get preferential treatment by society and will find many doors open to them on the sheer chance that they might get pregnant.

Then come the elite and their male playthings.

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>we h-have a p-p-p-poly relationship!
>that's why I'm raising my wife's son!

:^)

The entire plot of this planet was to extract an Inquisitorial asset in the Governess' court. He was placed n this fringe world because the Inquisitor he worked for suspected that valuable archeotech shipments were being skimmed from passing Rogue Trader vessels of a rival Dynasty, and he wanted to bring that info to the Mechanicus so they would build him a Frigate for his troubles Spoiler: He was correct, and they did.

The asset was a concubine who had the ear of the queen (to see what she knew), but she somehow suspected that he was secretly feeding information to somebody else. Thinking it was to a rival faction on the planet, she imprisoned him. As a favor to the Inquisitor (an organization any sensible Rogue Trader wants to get as many favors from as possible) we showed up to shock-and-awe and prove that he was, in fact, an Interrogator.

We tried to broach the subject to the Governess, she wanted nothing to do with us, and offered to buy our Arch-Militant off us for an ungodly sum of money. We politely declined, did some digging, and eventually managed to incite a small, localized rebellion in the capitol to extract our asset. When the Inquisition showed up later with an Ark Mechanicus the Governess was later found to be innocent (it was a rival faction looking to overthrow her), but thoroughly understood the error of her ways when the Mechanicus took 80% of their male population and turned them into servitors, and installed research station in the planets moon.