You just received a Luck Blade. How do you spend your potential 3 wishes? (seriously, Veeky Forums, I need some ideas.
You just received a Luck Blade. How do you spend your potential 3 wishes? (seriously, Veeky Forums, I need some ideas
Blake Ward
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Oliver Thompson
Put it down. Wishes always backfire.
Nicholas Clark
A quiver of arrows that never runs out?
Nathaniel Myers
More Luck Blades.
Robert Ross
Three major worldly changes, but I'd need to contract a tech writer to work out the details. Worthwhile, depends on the sort of person and ear and character I'm playing unless you're asking for us personally, but I'll detail that lower.
However, knowing it's a Luck Blade with three Wish Spells and that that effect can safely generate any magic item of value OR cast any spell of a certain level and effect, I take the blade to the books and look over my literally thousands of choices and options to decide which ones will have the most long-lasting and advantageous results. The fact that it can also straight up generate 25,000gp worth of non-magical goods also means you can just dump all three for a lump sum, but there're more effective ways to make money if you're smart abut it.
That said, the first wish is probably going to be a casting of a spell-to-power, or power-to-spell conversion of Metacognition, which will allow me to think through literally every possibility the situation presents and how best and most effectively to use the other two wishes, as well as perhaps literally re-think my life in ways I never could have before this moment.
After that my choices are probably going to be Clone (as a fairly standard and reasonable backup) followed by Planar Binding (at least, with my thinking as it is without metacognition used to pre-game my second and third wish) to call on an entity that cannonically or historically grants powers and insights so as to start taking Warlock Levels and manifesting some of the basics of magic on my way to turning the world into an Urban Arcana setting. Kineticist would also work if I can only get basic elemental entities and honestly people would probably take better to Avatar styled magic being the first thing to pop up rather than Charmed or Buffy stuff on a cultural basis.
Don't be a wimp, it's not a Deck of Many Things.
Eli Barnes
The fuck is a luck blade
Easton Evans
Sword that grants three wishes. Also a pretty good sword (+10% chance to hit, +5% chance to resist/dodge saving throws)
Nathaniel Ward
Sounds like out of control homebrew so I assume its from an awful system.
Ethan Robinson
Unlimited Blade Works
Colton Howard
Have all my attacks from now on (if needed to be more restricted, only with a specific weapon) deal illusionary damage - it looks and feels in-game as regular damage, and has almost the same mechanical effects including pain and eventual loss of consciousness, but it the effects go away after a day or so without any actual long-lasting harm.
I'll think about the other two wishes while I'm starting my career as the world's best animal catcher.