Warhammer 40000 General - /40kg/

Proud & Strong Edition.

>Necron Leaks:
3plusplus.net/2018/03/necron-codex-leak/

>WHTV Tip of The Day:
youtube.com/watch?v=3Yj8itbNxkI

>FAQs:
warhammer-community.com/faqs/

>Megas:
mega.nz/#F!bF0ExS4D!_XaMECn0K9HiJKUFSopJLA
mega.nz/#F!gaBiVTKI!HTOuNx5zzNxHqT-ny-AU3A
mega.nz/#F!64wmnBZR!rWcm37EkOOeToeueqhPjpA
mega.nz/#F!BxI1HSgI!0tKymKh9RZTzGpgIA5EyCg
mega.nz/#F!9NchGZyZ!-V1LhJALxDp9Tw97WzEQGA
mega.nz/#F!pFgm0RKR!J06C1gVYcjzNGsF8YNLsjQ

>Old Black Library Mega:
mega.nz/#F!wx4BiKhD!YhnAf1BqSmAB8dO6xDM56Q

>Mathhammer:
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10t6_FO9mTaG8FHY4B7v6hOQgwc3gXxUiIOrMYt16I6M/edit

Previous Thread:

Attached: space-marine.jpg (800x439, 68K)

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=j9LwGdr-oLs
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

First for Commissar Macho Man.

Attached: Commissar_Macho_Man.jpg (642x722, 93K)

first for something I guess Im drunk

what are these for?

Attached: asdgggg.png (920x950, 845K)

New thread askin! What are some of the best 40k map campaigns and systems that I can poach ideas and mechanics from?

Attached: 2F228E1B-7CEF-483B-BF09-11D5CC4C1DB1.jpg (748x1069, 154K)

30 of these guys, 4 plasma command squad, a tempestor prime, 3 psykers and and Inquisitor Greyfax in a stormlord.

Attached: sciontemplate.png (2400x3000, 660K)

OH YEEAAAAH

Attached: The Macho Man.jpg (1680x945, 276K)

Explain this.

Attached: 99120113036_TauKV128Stormsurge01.jpg (920x950, 144K)

Likely decorative metal bits soaked in sacred oils

Attached: happy techpriest.png (480x502, 210K)

The best faction has arrived.
Run if you can, mon-keigh...

Attached: 1520399876372.jpg (800x647, 73K)

RIP

Attached: images (24).jpg (287x512, 10K)

Attached: Fires-of-Cyraxus1.jpg (1000x1089, 146K)

Am I thinking too deep into this if I believe mon'keigh is the term GW lazily gave Eldar to refer to humans, purely because it sounds like "monkey"

Boop, motherfucker

Attached: Thanatar-Calix.jpg (1000x1192, 150K)

>resurrects

Attached: Nagash.jpg (450x318, 26K)

I want to be able to use a Thanatar so fucking bad. Soon going to end up buying one just to build/paint and stare at it. So pretty.

...
No, that's literally why.

Attached: 40k14.jpg (877x620, 81K)

I try to forget it, so no I will not

Even Randy Savage cannot resist the lure of Chaos indefinitely.

Attached: mman.jpg (1920x1080, 414K)

I2

thats exactly it, 40k is completely wacky and over the top

*blocks your path*

Attached: electropries.jpg (317x401, 39K)

From the previous thread
>Regular Guardsman Commissar: Get moving into that crossfire or your dead you sniviling little bitch!
>Militarum Tempestus Commissar: OOOOHHH YEAH SCIONS! ARE YOU READYYYYYY? GO TEACH THOSE HERETICS A MAD DOG LESSON IN, THE EMPERORS FURYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!
youtube.com/watch?v=j9LwGdr-oLs

Attached: Tempestus Scion Commissar, Circa M38.png (1600x1060, 1.62M)

fuck

Mon'keigh is the eldar word for lesser species. It's not human exclusive.

GRANDFATHER PROVIDES

Attached: 978FBF34-4AE7-4939-9897-A6ED52C72CA4.jpg (811x1074, 195K)

The joke falls rather flat when you hear it in audiobooks & the space elves are literally just pronouncing it as 'monkey'

*joins rave*

Building and painting minis while drunk: Good idea or great idea?

Attached: hewastheliquor.jpg (2000x1000, 233K)

Fair enough, didn't know if I was being dumb

XTH for GW isnt even at GAMA

why does it have a staple gun for a hand

What are you drinking, user?

Knowing this site probably some semen

Have seen an user who recommended having a drink or two whilst painting as it steadied his nerves & helped him get in the zone more, but overall probably a bad idea

>Next chaos god is rumored to be Khorne
>Source says Angron is gonna have a huge model
>New black legion set alongside Space Wolves set, with an Abaddon and a Leman Russ model
>Russ said to look more like Odin, will have a transformation rule like Morathi in AoS
What do you think of these rumors anons?

What's a better use of 359 points in a Marine list? Stormraven with 74 points to play with or a dread with 118 further points to spend.

Take a Leviathan or Deredeo

I think it sounds pretty cool actually. Mostly because same person mentioned a Kroot codex which sounds neat.

Sounds like that user may have had essential tremor. Alcohol is known to calm it down.

>You may even be referencing a conversation I was having on here 2 or 3 months ago lol

I'm just drinking and staring at my models.
Been doing it since my best friend an hero'd last week.

Attached: 1514493142879.jpg (500x375, 20K)

How do we stop them?

Attached: ultra.jpg (640x480, 60K)

Dread hands down, the stormraven will be ded first and you risk losing its payload as well and those extra points can help spread some love around your list

I mean, I'd rather not use Forgeworld stuff in this list if I can help it.

RIP in pepperoni

dread with 118 points of additional dread

>Second Khorne update before Slaanesh gets 1
I wanted to believe GW wouldn’t be this retarded.

> a starter set with two special characters
> special characters that are usually like 110 bucks a pop (daemon Primarchs, AoS gods/monsters)
> in a starter set (ie reasonably priced to move more product)
Literally not going to happen. But God knows we need a new Abbadon model.
King Yiff can stay gone I wish, he will print money when he is released with all the fucking furfags

wonderful idea
the liquor is a bedder painter than you
the liquors calling the shots now
>rerolls charges in 7.5acpv

Attached: zH58g[1].jpg (3120x4160, 2.4M)

Added fluffy helmets.

Why do marines go to battle with no helmet.

Attached: killteam1.jpg (1152x648, 337K)

the set probably wont feature them but they'll come out alongside it

Stormlord out put is eh. I prefer the Banehammer.

Odin looked like Gandalf the grey. In fact Gandalf was based on Odin.

>Slaanesh never ever ha ha lol it's like being cucked is xis fetish
>as he should, hopefully looks like pic related rather than the horrid pre-daemonhood art
>first Abaddon model in something 14 or 20 years, at this point I doubt it
>Russ a shit worst primarch

Attached: kOr4ZcN.jpg (289x599, 97K)

Fuck man that's harsh... but give the drink a break, a solid week'll start you down the slippery slope and you don't want to associate it with 40k, people use it as a way to get out of addictions

Attached: Yjb1Z.jpg (962x776, 128K)

Ok I guess dread then. A basic autocannon + flamer dread is 148 I think. What should I do with the rest? Or should I go bigger dread?

> 3 high cost kits
> released at once
You wish. They will whore it out over 2 months, at least.

You have good taste.

I dunno, I keep hearing that Slaanesh is supposed to get some stuff this summer.

> can't even type and make since
Step away from the 4chans

new campaign confirmed? They said they wanted to do more of them and they generate a ton of sales

>GW has given two (2) presentations at GAMA so far and they either NDA'd everyone or they were really fucking awful
>"a major announcement"

Feels more recent than that, like a couple of weeks maybe? I lose track of when shit happens in these threads & irl
help I'm only 25

To denote rank mostly lol ain't that some buuuullsheeit

>we will never get an Obliterator-affected Perturabo

>Eisenhorn out of stock
>will probably never get any more

Attached: 1512394443697.jpg (600x600, 33K)

How do you make a typhus list that isn't too focused on the cultist and "the dead walk again" strategem?

Attached: Typhus_Herald.png (924x1376, 3.05M)

Fatigue sets in. The way this new campaign is going (results ONLY count for games in GW store, ONLY models bought since the campaign count) is setting the tone for the future.
Buyers will get fatigue going from one campaign to the next. They aren't having a big AoS campaign AND 40k campaign in one fucking year.

>how do I play an Army without its best tactics and units

>Jazz hands

>picked up eisenhorn from my local shop (the only one they had)
>probably never going to use him
Oh well.

> use typhus
This is key: DON'T. Spam Poxwalkers.
There. You are done.
5 dollars please

>results ONLY count for games in GW store
Fair-ish

>ONLY models bought since the campaign count
...What

The major announcement is that tencent is looking to expand their domain and will be buying GW and FW. Expect an end times event along with the launch of 9th edition which will bring back multi-faction alliances, streamlined rules, prepainted miniatures and lootboxes with random units and DLC codes for the upcoming games (both mobile and console)

drop the flamer, I doubt you'll get close enough to use it, I rarely do

As an engineer I'm gonna say heat sink.

Perhaps they have something similar to Myomer Accelerated Signal Circuitry (from Battletech). Let's em go extra fast but makes all the servos heat up like mad.

>results ONLY count for games in GW store
How else would they moderate it?
>ONLY models bought since the campaign count
This is fucking stupid however. True milking. How would they even know? Are you expected to present a fucking receipt?

Normally I wouldn't have added it, but looking at the sprue mine didn't come with the bolter for some reason. I guess I could just say it counts as though.

GW used to have punchcards that earned you rewards, maybe it'll be like that

>giant doubnle bladeds chainsword
>same stats as little itty bitty sdreadnought power faist

Dat's what we in da mekky-jeerin' community call "gubbins."

Attached: 854138_md-Looted, Ork X-wing, Orks, Star Wars, Wing, X-Wing, Xwing.jpg (800x455, 73K)

Dunno, I always try to give them cool looking helmets instead.

I have a question about the tyranid instinctive behaviour special rule. If I have a carnifex outside of synapse range and I declare a multi charge targeting the closest enemy unit and another unit do I still get the -2 to my charge roll?

Attached: 20120102073903!Tyranid_Venomthrope.jpg (1204x788, 139K)

Not all of us yiff the wolves user

yes

Yes.

That looks like a nice custom chapter man, whats the fluff

Don't think it's GIANT, if I read the scale from the Forgebane photos right that's a dreadnought base.

Though you do raise an interesting point; statwise the Knight Armiger is essentially a dread with 50% more wounds and an ion shield.

And the same antitank weaponry as a Devil Dog. And the same speed. In fact it's basically the angry offspring of a dred and a Devil Dog with an invuln save.

Attached: 40kForgebane-Mar5-ForgebaneBox1eg[1].jpg (920x950, 147K)

Is the wording that they get -2 if they target any unit other than the closest, or if they don't target the closest? There's your answer

Can't have Russ as a model.
RAW, you'd be able to give him orders using Pask.

Oh my god SKULLZ TOKENS

do you not have spare bolters or storm bolters?

That's a blast from the past

>Worky bitz*

who actually wins that fight?
if you take the armies as pictured strait from the box what side looks favored to win?

Kek

Thanks, I had assumed so but I just wanted to make sure. Looks like I'm spending the 60 points on a warrior squad.

Attached: Sad Tyranid.jpg (318x242, 9K)

The Wraiths are shrunken in that pic. They're on 40mm bases. Knight bases might be 80mm

I've not really built up a bits collection yet.

Not sure about every army at every point in history, but Soviet officers in WW2 didn't wear helmets, as it was considered cowardly and uncool.
Maybe space marines also as well?