look-look at these rat-wolves i bred-moulded! They just passed-passed fight-test and i say in my BRILLANCE that they are the best-GREATEST rat-wolves in ALL of Hellpit!
Master-Moulders can SUCK it!! They don't even know how great-great i am-am!
Bidding will start at 50 Warp-tokens EACH-EACH and a cook-roasted rat!
This not-not about board-card games! Off topic, shill-sell your shitty rat-wolves elsewhere! Mod-mods!
>HAHAHAHA!!! I have successfully created an unbound warp rift inside my warren fortress!
>ShitShitShit! I have successfully created an unbound warp rift inside my warren fortress!
What can i do-do!?
Fuck-fuck you!
Ratwife Clanrats who sit-sit around and play Warrens and Warriors have more need of rat-wolves than average-normal clanrat!
You's just pissy-mad you have no warptokens!
how sneak-scurry into breeding chamber?
Serves you right-well Grey Seer!
Your rule over skavenkind is over!
Skabbicus lives! Skabbicus lives!
it's not worth it. better to hump-fuck trap things
Bribe-pay blackfurs outside gate, then bribe ratwives inside chamber. Hope not to catch warp-crabs or have breeder roll-roll over you.
Oi ya gitz, see our squigz down 'ere?
This-This. Trap-things are superior!
Those mouthy-things?
Wandered in-in and ate-slobbered clawpack leader and his slaverat, how'd you know-know I wanted him dead-gone?
out of my way NERDS!!
>Fuck-fucking other clanrats
The Horned Rat forbidses it-it! You heretic-tic!
Could you space quiche?
bartleby a best
feels good-nice, man thing
>The Horned Rat forbidses it-it!
Since when-when?
story-details?
Fuck off fag-fag.
>Brood-mother
>capability to think-process
Good one, green-thing brain, go back to Clan Idiot warrens
>Ratwife = Broodmother
You clan-idiot warlord if you don't know who take-takes care of your clans broodmothers
We need to get Clan Moulder to fuck off. They reek-smell like death and you can't sell-sell anything to them!
Warlord Anklebane has led-ruled clan for 6 months, and still don't accept he is real-true. Has brown fur like slave, when he was in breeding chamber , saw he has mark-scars like slave, but he is big-large like leader, and skilled with blade like leader. Knew-certain last warlord was going to fall-die when he put tail blade thru crack in boot armor and cut-crippled warlord's ankle.
Where-how in Horned Rat's name could a slave get that good-skilled?
Fellow Skaven wants be man-thing in quill and paper game-game.
Must we suffer this filth? How we kill quick-quick if he chooses man-thing as race?
Go away from board! Go back to green-things!
No-no! Best find elf-thing! All look the same, kinda pretty at least.
>Elf-Things
>Pretty
You gonna give-share that warpsnuff?
>drunk peasants talking nonsense about some kind of mythical "rat men"
Go till your fields before I have the lot of you whipped.
pay-bribe me
Yes-yes, man-thing. No, rat men here.
I give-lend to you. Once I use-waste all of it.
>Kill-Kill a player over race choice
Too obvious, you should have his characters be murder-killed by eshin sneak-rats again and again until he gets point.
What-what game you play anyways?
No "rat-men" anywhere, you dolt.
I bet you're one of those rat catchers, everyone knows the fumes in the sewers drive you people mad.
Tales of that-that rat?
Yes man thing, what a fool-fool. Rat men is fake-fake.
Of course-yes, good man-thing!
>raises white paw
What can you do to keep-stay the party together?
i'm forever-always DM and whichever group I dm-gm for the party starts killing eachother off within the first session. In game if lucky-lucky.
Only time I managed to keep-stay them together was when I had my paladin of the great horned rat DMPC force them to cooperate, but that doesn't feel right. what are some other ideas?
POR SOTEK ¿QUE ESTA PASANDO?
sorry, I don't squeek-speak Estalian
You should introduce your play-slaves to this new paper game called ‘reasonable suspicion’ So you can let them play-play how the great horned one intended.
Stop-cease playing Tunnels and Carnosaurs
Oh dear-dear, scalie-thing has found itself on the wrong thread-board.
Scalie-thing! You are on the wrong-incorrect thread!
Consider self lucky-fortunate, entire group want to play dwarf-things. Feel like Horned One is going to smite-kill us all at any moment.
What the fuck-fuck are you all talking about?
I unironically love Archaeon
Wow, you are big-giant fag-fag.
Queer Headgiver.
It not queer-gay if they wear-wear dress-gown.
Does anybody have-keep the latest rules for manthings and minions? I wanna run a talk-talk banjothing
>Manthings and Minions
>Not Warpfinder
Found the slaverat
>be me-me
>hosting a session of Mathings&Minions
>want to go full fantasy
>all players agree-nod
>We start-start
>players start doing high-fantasy things-tropes
>being kind-nice, saving others, being all goody-goody
>player-rat playing sneaky-sneaky eshin-rat suddenly murder-kills farmer party had just-saved
>player defends himself saying 'nothing wrong-bad with a bit of realism'
>we break nose and keep playing
who's the asshole here-here Veeky Forums?
>Skaven Veeky Forums
That's just /pol/
Haha, man-things so stupid-stupid they don't realize we rule everything.
Lady's grace, something isn't right in this thread...say something only a peasant would say.
traps aren't gay?
'Maybe we should have gunpowder'
Traps are unchivalrous trickery used by cowards, you're a peasant. Carry on, make sure to pay your taxes.
What do you feel-think when you see-see this?
Clan Moulder best-besr Clan!
Post your bestest creations!
WARMBLOODS GET OUT REEEEE
The great-mighty Lord of Pillar City endorses-approves!
Nyegh, something not right-right with this post-post. Not how good-right skaven speak-talk
Build-make the wall!
Well-well, and can you point-led me to where Skabbicus is?
A special pardon-prize will be offered!
IT'S ALMOST HARVESTING SEASON!
I tried to read his books. The first one was allright but by the second one he was just too cartoonishly edgy and it broke my suspension of disbelief big time. Even in the first one it seemed like his transformation into Archeaon was forced from "sigmar preserve me" to "wtf I love chaos now" in a few pages
Skaven are the worst furries.
I want to hold pretty elf-thing's hand!
I AM MAN-THING. YES YES PRASE THE GREAT HORNED SIGMAR-THING.
>Want.
>Elf-thing.
>Hold hands-paws.
Shame-shameful display.
I BET THROT NOT-COULD EAT AN ENTIRE DWARF IRONBREAKER AND HE ACTUALLY DID IT!! THE ABSOLUTE MAD-RAT!!!!
WATCH ILL-SICK JUMP!!
Man-Thing Cat-Fondler
Did you share-crew that Doomwheel with with pestilens clan-ilk?
C A B B A G E
Its a turnip phrase, stupid.
You are a fool fool, Taking speak-sqeaking lessons from plant-thing!
Moulder Clan take little-small brain of yours to place-give to to rat ogre! So small-tiny it is yes yes!
TURNIP CLAN RICTUS FAVOURITE!
I SLAAAAY YOOOOU!!
Lord of Pillar city is autist-sperg.
Say-repeat that to my snout-face you fag-fag. Give me your address and I'm gonna come to your nest-warren.
>When you see eshin skitter-sneek up to clan grey-seer
Do I shoot-kill nownow or wait till they are together-next each other??
Clan Rictus, of course-course. Only they would say the absolute truth-truth about your-your bed-wrong mind!
See-See, Clan Rictus isn't scared-weak! You should go-go there!
That's gay-bent!
Shoot now-now before a dumb-stupid black fur stands in the way-way!
Alternatively shoot-kill the survivor of the fight.
Clan Fester stronger than Mors. Fester Pit impenetrable. Even with no breeders Fester has succeeded largest assault on man-thing surface dwellers. When breeders cured-righted Fester will take back Counsel seat and speak-talk with Great Horned Rat again!
So-so fuck off. More like no-fur man-thing than true skaven.
You go too far-far!
>succeeded
Didn't your forces-rats got killed-humillated by five-four man-things? Heard that they got even some Chaos-things killed while smacking-killing you.
>be me-me
>best in litter with things-cather
>never get caught-killed by prey
>be up on surface
>see weak not-skaven, good for slaving!
>catch-grab
>It's that elf-thing breeder
>this-this fifth time!
What can-should I do?
You tell-tell me, is Above Under-Ubersreik still standing? Are man-things still work-slaving in city? Is Above Under-Helmgart still whole? Warlord of Pillar City not even kill-slay dwarf-things and stunted orc-things in 'his' city in all time. Fester kill-kill ALL.
>five-four man-things
I smiled-laughed.
We speak-speak retarded-retarded like-like, fuck-fuck off-off
Not-Not even-even used-used anywhere-anywhere important-important and-and win-win
Shitiest-Shitiest race-race
You release-lose her four times and she come-comes back? What does she mean-mean by this?
>*blocks your path-trail*
Horned rat fucking damnit, i post once-once with this and now it follow me everywhere
are they trying to stop-prevent me from posting with farsqueaker ?
OUT OF MY WAY-WAY BEARD-THING
Elf slave-thing, what do?
Die-die.
'M afraid it doesn't work like that