Stat him

I bet its meme magic done day and night by the autists obsessed with him.

I'm betting its some autist sitting in his mancave sacrificing people to whatever meme god he can get too keep him alive, just so that his attempt to fame will happen.

Wait, what happened? Did CWC cut off their dick?

S 4
P 3 (1 without glasses)
E 8
C 1
I 3
A 2
L 8

Got his taint pierced, and it got at least briefly infected

There is nothing in this post that does not bring pure disgust.

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What the fuck have you done you'll summon him here

OK, but which system has a stat for autism?

FATAL

wanna see forreal?

Chris doesntbgo on Veeky Forums. He used to go on ED regularly to "defend himself from slander", once by deflecting accusations of homosexuality by drawing himself fingering a childhood gal pal.

The Filthy Frank RPG

I know who we have a chance of summoning.
Take a peek.
pastebin.com/u/Aspel

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Is that even a fucking question?

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How is he still alive?

STR: 9
DEX: 6
CON: 12
INT: 4
WIS: 1
CHA: 1

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
JOIN THE SISTERHOOD BROTHA

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Reminder that he thinks his seeping open taint wound is a magic vagina forming.

he calls it his unclit
but let's try to summon aspel here

Can someone gimme tyebquick rundown on the Liquid Chris Saga?

Jesus it looks like a piece of raw beef left in the sun. I'm gonna vomit. Thank you for your brave sacrifice, enjoy the ban.

holy shit that's the most gentle trolling there ever was. God i love liquid, he's a real good guy

Thank you for spoilering this. I've been researching chris-chan for a while now, but one thing I've stayed the fuck away from is genital pictures. His bepis is apparently bent at a fucking 45 degree angle. I do not need that in my life.

A good natured troll claimed that he was the True and Honest Christian Weston Chandler, and that the current doppelganger is a man named Ian Brandon Anderson. Liquid Chris made a point of being better at everything Chris does, such playing the guitar and drawing. The saga was enhanced by Chris' latest "gal-pal" siding with Liquid, who essentially took over his online life.

youtube.com/watch?v=YF-_j_sFkGU

I miss the more innocent stuff. I can live without people making him put stuff up his asshole.

>Plague bearer
>Not a daemon prince of nurgle
What's wrong with you?

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>being talked about by hundreds on an international Korean holovids board
>CHA 1

I don't think you understand how this works.

Not funny man. He was one of the best scientists of our time.

>I can live without people making him put stuff up his asshole.
>>>/reddit/

Saying that chris should have high charisma because people talk about him is like saying that people are physically attracted to natural disasters

They're attracted to him in the same way a trailer park is attracted to tornadoes. Has the same end result of disaster and devastation.

I bet there's a GURPS supplement.

I feel like Chris would have a Str of about 13. Got that tard strength you know?

His CHA is so low it loops around, kinda like with Ghandi in Civ 1.

he can't do a single pushup

Underrated.

Why do people think Chris worships Nurgle? The man has obviously been ensnared by either Tzeentch (Huge ambitions, constant mutation) or Slaanesh (a slave to sensation).

Chris is not nice enough to be in the service of Grandfather Nurgle

He's also pretty angry all the time. Khorne?

He was the Virgin With Rage

Chris may be angry all the time, but I don’t think he’s won a single victory or claimed a single skull.

In all seriousness though now that I work with the mentally disabled, Chris Chan is a tragic example of what happens when someone in need of guidance and kindness receives the exact opposite. Everyone who had a hand in shaping him will suffer before the feet on their creator.

Chris-Chan the Everchosen?

He's nowhere near important or powerful enough for that.

sonichu.com/cwcki/Chris_and_health#Exercise

He's angry but it's entirely an impotent rage, and at the first sign of actual physical confrontation breaks down like wet cardboard. Khorne would hate him.

Maybe Great Horned Rat?

>remove-remove pickle-things!

The vast majority of the "trolls" are and always have been well meaning outsiders. His life was already shambles before he was discovered, and all of the terrible things he has done to himself and others, including assault and mutilation, were done with no encouragement from the outside world.

>CHA 1

More like CHA 13.

He has a small but dedicated cult following.

Maybe he's Chaos Undivided since he can't seem to follow any of them or at least picks and chooses what he whats

But not really owning to his own personal magnetism.

Learn to greentext, redditor.

Yeah, this.
People follow Chris-chan because he's a subject of morbid curiosity.
The only people that could like and respect him are people that are every bit as delusional as he is.

He did have one genuine fan of his comic once. He was genuinely retarded but not horrendously so. Chris got drunk and made a YouTube video to insult him.

You mean like the girls who pretended to be interested in him so they could trick him into sending them videos of him masturbating?

Or the guy who dressed up in a pickle suit and “stole” another girl who was “interested” in him?

Or how about the numerous people who tried to get his house condemned?

Chris needed extensive professional help. What he got were a bunch of voyeurs who simultaneously fed his ego and encouraged his worst behavior

He CAN lift an entire 12 pack of soda.

Dude he can't do a single chin up

Nobody told him to try and run a man down with a car. Nobody told him to make death threats to someone who won a competition he entered or their 8 year old sister. Nobody told him to mace a shop worker for the colour of Sonic's arms. Nobody told him to yell at small children and get banned from his favourite shop. Nobody told him to draw cartoon porn of his only friend and upload it on to the internet. Nobody told him to make a video showing the damnable state of his home. Nobody told him to try and put a DBZ/Voodoo curse of a member of a collage faculty. Nobody told him to spend (tens of) thousands of dollars on games he never even played and lego.

all the most detrimental shit has been all 100% his own work.

All the mostmdetrim

No I mean him getting kicked out of his college for yelling at faculty, getting kicked out of his local game store for being an asshole and then trying to murder the manager, burning his home down thanks to decades of wreckless hoarding (so yeah, the home ought to have been condemned), macing a gamestop employee because he refused to stop selling sonic boom in spite of sonic's redesign, or cutting his own taint open with a knife to reveal a vagina he had convinced himself he had begun to grow thanks to psychic meditation. All of which he did with no outside encouragement.

I suppose you could argue that with the (possible) exception of the college thing, which was really probably one of his milder misadventures, all the others have occurred after his mind has been so thoroughly twisted, corrupted and broken by the constant bullying that his judgement was impaired even compared to his "natural", less than stellar ability.

>Nobody told him to try and run a man down with a car.
I think his mom might have.

>cutting his own taint open with a knife to reveal a vagina he had convinced himself he had begun to grow thanks to psychic meditation
I forgot that he did that to himself.
How is he not dead?
Moreover, how is he not in an institution?
Or his he there now and everyone just lost interest since we can't get any entertainment out of him anymore?

>How is he not dead?
Emergency rooms don't turn people away. He has monthly disability income and makes decent money selling shitty art to "fans".
>Moreover, how is he not in an institution?
Because the US government closed the asylums during the regan years and never reopened them because "muh cuckoo nest"
>Or his he there now and everyone just lost interest since we can't get any entertainment out of him anymore?
He's alive and "well". Even slowly updating his comic again.

I think America still has forced institutionalization but you basically need to like murder a bunch of people for that to be legal.

I can't figure out if he's Nurgle or Slaanesh aligned.