There are too many meme items to put here. (NOTE: Galder is a custom currency equal to 1/10th of a gold and designed to up the prices of mundane prices in comparison to magical items.)
If there are any meme items you want to share, feel free to do so. You guys come up with great stuff and all I've done to steal things as a lurker. Pic related, the "goddess" of light in the campaign.
Guiding Ring- The ring glows a red hue when facing North, Blue facing South, Green facing West, and Yellow facing East.
Earth-breaker-- A 2handed Maul that can shatter rocks as though they were glass.
Mask of Misdirection- Wearer compulsively lies when asked any question that is not a Yes/No question. If they do not know the answer they will immediately know the wrong answer and say it as though it were true. Others cannot detect the wearer's lies and the wearer automatically can tell when someone is lying.
Ayden Perez
>STOP HAVING BADWRONGFUN STOP STOP STOP user it's a roleplaying fantasy game people can play however they want and no amount of new editions or autistic crying will do anything about that
Christian Wood
This is a really nice magic shop and you are a cute DM.
The point of 5e was to stop the +257 bonuses. The steps taken to make magic items less mandatory and rarer is largely aesthetic and was clearly not meant to fit all settings across the board.
Christian Butler
>people can play however they want legally, yes. Doesn't mean it's not retarded though. Yeah so why the fuck would you be allowed to buy them? There are no magic item shops in Lord of the Rings.
Landon Jenkins
In setting, Pix is a goddess that wants to take the parties' money through magic items. Her meddling has led to the prevalence of magic items in the setting. To be honest, it's not a very serious campaign.
Ryan Ward
>cute when bullied >fat butt >dumb Why are quotation marks around goddess?
Joseph Turner
Use the owl cloak to fly above your enemy, and drop onto their head
Landon Anderson
>Unique >defy >grants you FOUR wounds I'm a 5eggot and I don't know what these words mean.
Dominic Peterson
Unique refers to the rarity of the item. Defy is a homebrew stat that lets you ignore failed saves. The number is the number of times you can "defy" in a day. Wounds are some jank health system that instead of 100% hp, you get three wounds that consist of 50% hp.
Personally I love "Glutton's Fork". Gonna give it to my group. Hope they do something fun with it
David Sanders
>There are no magic item shops in Lord of the Rings >All DnD must now be Lord of the Rings, no deviations allowed You heard it folks, were all playing the game wrong!
