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First for Fuck Tau
GOOD edition
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Almost perfect. You're missing the giant floating Prince Albert-adorned penis.
You read my mind.
I made a thread about this earlier before noticing that there was a /general/ up.
I'm starting a new Tau army, but I'm having trouble deciding between three different options. I don't actually play 40k so it's irrelevant how effective the actual army would be.
>Option A
A cadre from the Sa'Cea Sept stationed on a lush temperature rainforest world, on campaign against local ork warbands. Uniform would essentially be that of Cadians (khaki fatigues, olive green armor). A pretty even split between infantry and crisis suits, but few vehicles due to the terrain, and no auxiliaries.
>Option B
A cadre from an (as-of-yet) unnamed colony that has been established on a jungle moon orbiting a gas giant, fighting against a local contingent of human guerillas. Uniform would consist of either black or dark brown fatigues and dark green, camouflaged armor, with black accents. After being stationed here for so long, the Fire Warriors have become somewhat "savage," decorating their armor with things like skull and tooth necklaces, hides of vicious local wildlife, the odd skull from a defeated enemy. A very Vietnam War-themed army. Army composition would be almost entirely infantry with a big focus on Kroot auxiliaries. The occasional battlesuit as well, very battle damaged and worn from years of use without much in the way of maintenance.
>Option C
A cadre from the Vior'La Sept on campaign on a desert world not unlike Mars. Uniform would be bone-colored fatigues and dark red armor, with accessories like robes and headscarves to protect parts of the armor from the abrasive, microscopic dust that whirls around the planet in massive sandstorms. Heavy reliance on vehicles, all infantry units accompanied by a Devilfish, and maybe some flyers from Forge World.
Tell me about the Aggressors.
what a lucky guy.
Nth for Imperium apologists are cancerous edgelords.
Plastic Sisters when?
*blocks your path*
>ywn get the S U C C from a qt3.14 Tau girl
just fucking kill me
after the kroot dex
great against hordes but as all primaris fucking weak to plasma.
Imperium did nothing wrong.
DW Codex when?
How are you going to block me without rules ?
guns are best, watch out for autocannons, noodle elbows
hellllll yeaaaaah
Fuck yeah dudes, thanks a ton!
I like A and C. Any way you'd be able to mix the infantry+crisis of A and the fluff/color scheme of C?
What are the redacted ones?
How did the IG players get associated with Nazis again?
Imagine the lines for these in Mordia or other shitholes.
*unblocks the path*
Are you using an actual genealogy program for that?
It's called bait.
Take the head of a sister of silence
And put it on the body of a 30k marine
It's just one guy parroting stale memes.
I suppose I could if I made it a cadre stationed in a Badlands area, or the mountains, or basically anywhere that isn't quite so flat. That's basically why C is a vehicle-oriented army, I imagined massive open flats like you'd see out in Utah or something.
>ywn facefuck a tau grill
oh please
lost legions
No XMind, maybe that would be better though
Oh I see.
I know that fucking thing is going to be like 700 points and still be fucking bad...
Don't care looks purdy.
>posts blue human
>pretends its superior T'au qt
>not posting perfect waifu
fucking gue'la, man.
*Funder blocks muh gath*
>2 wounds
>3+ save
Dead meat. T5 aint gonna save you this edition, it's indistinguishable from toughness 4 for S2,3,6, and 7. They don't have numbers, range, or power enough on their flamers to offset their random nature, and they're pathetic in melee. I've heard the gun+missile variant is an okay raged damage piece, but they're very mediocre, and easy to kill, for what they are.
How deep is their face-slit? Could you get decent penetration?
Does this board allow the posting of BLUU ASS?
Autocannon + Lascannons is the objectively patrician loadout for Predators.
Prove me wrong.
>mfw a Tau gril could fucking deepthroat you for as long as she wants since their respiratory tract is separate from their esophagus
*actually blocks your path*
>Totaly cannon
NEVER
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It looks good, & there aren't exactly that many foundings or pairings so it shouldn't need dedicated family tree software or anything
but there aren't any difficult or dangerous terrain rules anymore
nth for DarkMech when?
The pred autocannon looks better than the twin las cannons, that's for sure.
And at least it's not just a regular autocannon anymore.
>want to play necrons
>no waifus
how the fuck am I supposed to play an army I can't sexualize?
Sweet christ, user.
>ywn have a water caste slut deepthroat you to climax then put your hips in an arm lock and keep sucking for hours while you sit their twitching uselessly
I vote option A.
By making them sexual yourself
>the imperium and the emperor are irredeemably evil without any justification for any of their actions ever
>if the imperium didn't exist humanity would be nice, strong, pure and have good standards of living with no sacrifices needed
>not only is this an indisputable truth but is the entire point of the setting
Eldar gf > Blueberry gf
Clean, tight, spontaneous buttsex whenever you want because she poops gems, dat flexibility and will stay young and hawt for your entire life.
Blue cow-alien with be ancient-looking and wrinkly by the time she's 30.
What?
HERESY
>DarkMech when?
>new Forgeworld added: DARK MECH
>replace IMPERIUM with CHAOS and add any DAEMON ENGINE into a DARK MECH Detachment without fucking with the bonus
Bonus is Death to the False Omnissiah. Same as DTTFE
The former is a deviant who will be disowned by their family and society for essentially being into bestiality. The later will just be looked at strangely for being into someone most of their peers think is ugly
>Sons of the Phoenix
>IF
Does anyone uses any of those to read W40K books and novels?
Does it work?
So tau are space japs then? Is this acceptable head canon?
What's the best walker (dread, battlesuit, wraithlord)? Stats wise, point efficiency, lore, aesthetics?
>fire caste that can't even control her own troops
Its a mix of Japan, India, China, and maybe some other stuff
I assume so considering tau physiology is somewhat similar to a regular humans.
I'd more than happily play against that
Those proportions are way off, Custodes are tall as fuck and Tau are short as fuck. She should be like up to his waist.
Here I fixed it. No need to thank me.
>reviving a universe spanning eternal empire
>removing all flesh from existence
>not sexualized
Up your game son
Why do they wear the helmets?
> but is the entire point of the setting
No it isn't, what you just said is the exact opposite of the setting. The point of the setting is that the future is so dark that each faction does unspeakable things just to survive. The Imperium is a bloated carcass of an empire that is dystopian in every way, shape, and form, but it's also the only thing protecting countless human worlds from being utterly raped and destroyed by Chaos, Tyranids, and Xenos.
Not to mention that GW has made it pretty clear that the Emperor is basically Jesus and that when he finally dies, he will travel to the Realm of Chaos and do battle with them and destroy them once and for all.
No they are totally space japan with a more world war 2 japan thing going on.
They even basically worship the ethereal cast...like the jap emp family.
Considering the Japanese administrators in Manchukoku were all the young university graduate left-wingers who couldn't get a job in Japan, and whose idealism eventually lead to them doing some very fucked up shit in the name of social progres... eh, sure, maybe.
So she's just a eldar ranger then? Nothing too auspicious.
>the thread starts off with typical communist posters
>this devolves into amera baiting which turns into general political rapid fire
>a few disgusting anons write fan fiction
>while others ponder the meaning of a soul within a machine
>the general celebrates another good /40kg/ thread as it hits page 6 and they start again
Superior golden bois coming through. Cuss toads can go home.
user, I...
Better they are at dick sucking height.
Aesthetically they're modeled after generic Asian/Oriental themes, but as far as their philosophy and whatnot goes, they're basically Space Communists. "Accept our peaceful ways... or else."
Yup. I use a Kindle.
BLUE ASS
All the eldar are into bestiality.
But I want the love of my life to not treat me like an animal she hates (when in a good mood and aknowledges I exist).
Yeah, it's unironically a pretty fun thread, buckle up
>Beta Males show up over the mary sue faction.
Where was the lie? Everything I just said is objectively true, including the prediction about where the lore is going from here. GW screwed the pooch and pissed everyone off with End Times/AoS when they basically said "lol Chaos won, Karl Franz rekt, gg no rematch." This time they're likely going to go the opposite direction and have a "good" victory.
> taking the blue pill this hard
Wraith lord is probably the best. Does get bracketed but that toughness and point efficiency.
Also versatile as fuck. You can have a giant walking ghost sniper or a sabre wielding ballete dancer
>Xeno scum only as tall as to suck our dicks
Just like God intended
He's taking the piss, user.
I'm trying a 1500 point list with my tantalus :
Battalion
1 archon with parasite kiss
1 haemonculus
3 kabalite troops (1x5 with Blaster and 2x5)
Vanguard detachement
1 archon warlord embarked on the tantalus
1 haemonculus
4 Sslyth
1x5 trueborn (2 dark lance)
5 incubi for countercharge
5 scourges (4 dark lance)
Embarked in the tantalus
1 Reaper
1 Venom (for the Sslyth and the Archon with parasite kiss)
I know it's low point for a Tantalus and I know it's going to be a shooting magnet but what do you think?
The haemonculi will provide +1 T on the Reaper and tantalus. I don't have any more scourges unfortunately.
I'm starting a krieg army. How much of a nazi does that make me ?
Tau will still secretly hate you, Eldar will at least be honest.
*All dark and exodite and only half of craftworld eldar
Crone eldar are all strictly daemonsexual.
Are the Codexes readable and zoomable?
I am interested about the lore mostly. I know that pictures will be b&w.
Not much because they're predominantly French.
CAN SOMEBODY POST SOME BLUE ASS
You imply she's gonna think for herself before the ethereals tell her to.
I agreed with your first post, and what you were replying to was satirical. You just may be on the spectrum user.