This is what a female Centaur looks like

Water come out my nose when I laughed at this.

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>Top 10 anime battles

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Amazing how they made a slap look like an exorcism.

He slapped the heresy right out of the guy.

Deer pussy > Horse pussy

I wonder how many looks you'd get wandering around everyday life as a faun
Like, there's nothing illegal about it, you're just a bit weird. Same with if you just wore elf ears literally everywhere, even if you hid them under your hair.
Why don't we live in the reality where people dress up and wander around as fantasy creatures on a regular basis and that's totally socially acceptable?

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/k/ pls - don't make me post the screencap

Can we instead take a moment to talk about horse dicks, and how disturbing they are? I live in a medium sized village and there's a petting zoo not too far from my home. Despite being an adult I sometimes walk by the fence to pet the horses and ponies.

Usually they look entirely fine and for the longest time I had no idea whether they were boys and girls. Then, one day, I saw one of the ponies sporting the biggest and most disturbing erection I've ever seen in my life. I don't even know how to describe it, but it seemed... unreal. Like it's not even part of the same creature, like it's something that should not exist. I had heard the expression "hung like a horse" before, but I was not prepared.

Now that I think about it, past week I also saw a horse sporting an equally disturbing erection while taking my train through the countryside. So much for horses being noble animals.

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I grew up in the country, where animal genitals were just a part of life. We bred and raised horses, goats, pigs, and cattle and I saw animals fucking all the time. I remember getting in trouble at school when I was little kid because when I drew barnyard animals and wouldn't shy away from drawing horse dicks and bull testicles.

Speaking of which, bull nuts are fucking fascinating for some reason. We used to go into the pasture with sling shots and shoot rocks at them.

Why are you so obsessed with horse dicks? Can we just take a sec and frame your post in the actual context you've typed up there - what you've said, is:

>As a child I remember being severely "disturbed" by a gigantic horse dick. I cannot describe it but I am to this day obsessed with the sensation and size of that horse's dick.
>Now I live near a petting zoo and even though it is certainly age-inappropriate I regularly go there to look at the horse's dicks, which I still find "disturbing" and obsess over to this day.
>Let me tell you about the horse dick I saw just last week.

>Hurting a bull's nuts
You were aware that's literally the reason why they go berserk in bullfights, right? Why would you even try that shit?

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>I had heard the expression "hung like a horse" before, but I was not prepared.
The real question is - do you feel prepared now?

>You were aware that's literally the reason why they go berserk in bullfights, right?

I did not know that.

>Why would you even try that shit?

Because when you grow up in the country, you do a lot of shit to animals because you've got nothing else to do.

user, you weren't cruel to animals in general, especially those smaller than you, were you?
Because that's like, 1 part of 3 that if you have all of them increase your chances of being a murderer substantially.

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Yeah, supposedly their nuts are tightly tied up until the moment of the fight, after which they're loosened. Needless to say it pisses them off a lot.

To be fair, there's kind of a big difference between throwing small rocks at a bull and torturing a rat. It's probably not pleasant, but the bull can take it.

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Wait, did they ANIMATE fist fiesta?

I have a special place in my dick for fauns. They're hot as hell and mad underused.

ketchup dispensers

Have you been living under a rock for the past year or what?

I have literally no idea how to find animated pornography, and it has never been part of my porn circle.
Now I have to figure out where the hell they keep that kind of thing.

I'll give you the spoon, but you gotta feed yourself - it was released under the name of
>A Beautiful Greed Nulu Nulu
There's now also Cat Head Imako (though that has been out for a while), Po-Ju's Secret Journey and recently couple episodes of the Mizuryu Kei's theme park.

oh, I already found it. Here's the janky ass probably attack ad site I got it on.
hentaihaven.org/zton-jingai-animation-a-beautiful-greed-nulu-nulu-episode-1/

Also, wait, they fucking made an animated cat head imako?
Goddamn!

Well, this isn't from Watamote, I can tell you that much...

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Jesus christ these animated websites all look like they're dangerous as fuck.
hentai.animestigma.com/imako-system-episode-1/

upon starting to watch this, I am SO UPSET they skipped the cat head part.

>user, you weren't cruel to animals in general, especially those smaller than you, were you?
>Because that's like, 1 part of 3 that if you have all of them increase your chances of being a murderer substantially.

No I wasn't. Quite the opposite. I fucked with bigger animals because it was kind of funny watching this huge bull that you knew could kick you ass buck because you basically flicked its balls. We weren't throwing stones. The "rocks" at like ball bearing size at the largest.

Hell, we used to have "fire works" wars where we'd drive around on go karts and 4 wheelers throwing M-80s and firing bottle rockets and roman candles at each other. We even went to a neighbor's old construction site once and threw rusty nails at each other.

You grow up way out in the country, you get bored as fuck and find stupid crazy shit to do.

Regarding small animals: I always had a soft spot for spiders, snakes, lizards, and other creepy crawlies because people unfairly hate them and kill them on sight- especially in the country where everybody assumes every spider is a black widow/brown recluse and every snake is a cottonmouth/copperhead. Nobody else ever takes up for them.

Do they not have them on Nyaa or something?

Post it!

I don't know ANY animated hentai sites.

Nyaa's a general-purpose anime torrent site. I don't remember if they do hentai or not.

I only got this one - there's another one about dude actually sodomizing a dove, though that one might have been from /b/ rather than /k/.

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Firstly, it's a miracle you're not crippled or something (presumably). Goddamn crazy rural Colonials.
Secondly, you seem like an alright guy user, carry on.

grew up in rural alabama
can confirm everything this user says

Lucky.
I grew up in a suburbs, and the most fun we could have there was having tazer fights.

rural alabama is basically kenya
dunno if i would call it luck

This is what a cute female centaur looks like.

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But the suburbs burn your soul out, user.

kek

>say something bad about her

It's not like you were doing anything with it.

I grew up in rural central Texas.

Shit was even crazier when we went to visit my folks in rural Mississippi. They thought WE talked fancy and when we were 13 or so, they'd pretty much let us go hunting unsupervised with shotguns and rifles.

oh they do.

I -might- have!

a Doe, not a dove, and it's not sodomy except in the old biblical sense.

Anyway that's a /k/lassic.