The Whore Guild was actually the Assassin Guild all along

Post the whole image!

whores don't form guilds, they form "houses" and they are usually run by a matriarch.

Nobody wants to talk about the lethal STDs they picked up.

If you think that, its because you have no fucking idea what a guild does.

Whores don't need a guild, because its unskilled work that anyone can provide. Its too common a profession to control with a guild monopoly and there are no special tools or trade skills to pass down to gain a meaningful advantage.

>matriarch

What is this?

Clearly you've never had a guild trained courtesan. The skills those girls learn are beyond anything a simple streetwalker is capable of.

>Whores don't need a guild, because its unskilled work that anyone can provide.

Guilds help administrate a social safety net available to their members.
Whores lots of help in this regard.

>There is no whore guild
oh user..

Not him, but historically, a lot of brothels were run by middle-aged to older women, usually successful ex-prostitutes themselves.

found the assassin

We knew, we just didn't want to shut down the best brothel in town.

Like real life. Most dudes, like a crazy majority, think with their penis's and not their heads. It is a lot easier for girls to kill people then men for this very reason.

>Most dudes, like a crazy majority, think with their penis's and not their heads.

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This. There is a reason a proper courtesan can charge in the thousands for a single nights work, while a crack whore will do it for a crumbled up wad of ones.

While it is essentially the same action, the level of skill is VASTLY different.

For an example to another guild, anyone can stack stones together to make a wall. A proper mason can stack those stones so that they last for a thousand years or more, while Joe Average might be able to put something together well enough to make a shelter, one strong storm will bring it down.

Killing people via Syphilis isn't considered assassination.

Guild doesn't inherently mean monopoly, just a trade-oriented association or union.

There's plenty of reasons for low skill workers to organise, even if they don't go around racketeering.

Those are nice fucking armpits. Source?

>unskilled work that anyone can provid
Kek.
Good luck making good bucks, you noob whore.
An escort can make more than 10 times what an "unskilled" whore can make. Making love is an art.

A guild might also be responsible for setting a minimum level of quality in guild certified girls. Not just training but cleanliness, lack of disease, a proper location for the customers benefit and such. Alongside that they'd set higher minimum prices and take a cut, so girls would charge more, but there's no doubt they'd still get plenty of business from wealthy or discerning clients.

A cursory examination of history is all it takes dude. Wars have been fought over a nice pair of tits.

You've obviously never talked to a professional dominatrix to pick up tips for spicing up your sexlife!
There are lots of techniques and variations in bondage alone, but you'd probably consider that "just tying them up"!

>there is no whore guild
Someone's Mater lied to them...

While he is exaggerating a lot, men thinking of sex (as they are wont to when visiting brothels) tend to be more vulnerable than in the field.

Wait a second! That's an illegal whore guild!

Guards! Guards!

>implying he's wrong

>having guilds in your setting

kys

>guildshitposting
UGH

If I had to guess I would say it's from a neo-classicist painting. Laurence Alma-Tadema is who my money's on.

t. Dedicated fapper to classical artwork.

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Looks like it might be "A Fair Reflection" by John William Godward (1915)

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Literally everyone knew user
Its just assassins are in incredible physical shape
Those abs and asses are so damn firm they get AC bonuses
And surprisingly enough, a lot of female assassin armor doubles as BDSM gear

So how about you shut up, pay the lady, and don't get any of us killed

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>illegal whore guild
>whore guild
>illegal
>prostitution
>illegal
I don't want to live wherever you come from

t. the village rapist

>I hate guilds because I don't understand why private contractors would band together for financial security and strength in the competitive marketplace.
>I have never read a history book so I think guilds are purely a trope of fantasy games
>I hate fun and anyone who has it
>All people should be broody loners with names like "Howl D'arkblood" and sit in the darkest corner of the tavern
>I don't appreciate the story value of guilds
>I hate things in general
Thats you

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>the village rapist
wat

There's legal houses with everyone cool with because the women are protected, stay clean, and have a solid income to support their families.

Illegal houses are run by criminals and slavers with degenerates fundings! No one wants that!

I know history and guilds were mostly like a gentlemans club where people ate and drank. maybe you should read more history.

Ah, thank you for clarifying
Carry on then

also whores and thieves are the lowest shit you can be. no one likes a filthy whore or a thief.

Neo-Classicist as well then. Anyway good work, Detective user, another myster solved and another armpit restored to it's proper owner.

Why are you shitting on old Howl now? Guy's had a hard life, what with being orphaned so young and being raised by a ster master of dual wielding swords who he could never please no matter how hard he trained.

>no one likes a filthy whore or a thief.

of course not, a filthy whore would get no customers, and guards would smell a filthy thief from a mile away. this is why the guild exists in the first place, to ensure good hygiene standards, among other things.

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From someone who has to have more than a cursory look at history for their job. Very few wars were fought over a pair of tits, they were fought over what the pair of tits represented, pride and inheritance mostly.

basically get your head out of your progressive arse.

Not the guy you're responding to but that's a severe misreading of what guilds actually did in society. For example mason's guilds in england evaluated the progression of apprentices and journeymen and exercised quality control. They also ran what could be considered early pension funds for the widows and families of dead masons. They also divided work amongst the various masons in an area.

>Its just assassins are in incredible physical shape
>Those abs and asses are so damn firm they get AC bonuses
>And surprisingly enough, a lot of female assassin armor doubles as BDSM gear

>Be adventurer with a femdom fetish
>Have a HUGE haul from your last adventure, more than you can hope to spend
>Remember just how hot/dangerous the whore/assassin guild members are
>Contact the 'whore's' guild
>Give them a list what type of girl you'd like, the kinks you're into and a lump sum of money
>Partially to pay their fee, partially to pay for them to set up your fantasy, and partially to order something of a hit out on yourself
>Not to kill you, no
>Instead you're paying them so somewhere, somewhen you'll be ambushed by an assassin way, WAY higher leveled than you
>One who's been chiseled to perfection in beauty and lethality by opponents you can't even dream of fighting
>And you'll lose, you'll lose badly, only to be captured and kept for a time as her boy toy, getting to experience all the fantasies you've dreamed of under her expert hands
>And with your last bit of money you'll buy yourself a memory wipe of what you've just done

picrelated is your explanation

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>no actual examples of whore' s guilds irl
really makes you think

I mean, have you ever been to a Feminist convention?

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Plenty of real life guilds
literally any conglomerate or trade union

u cheeky little dickwaffle

>with your last bit of money you'll buy yourself a memory wipe of what you've just done
Oh me oh my...

>>And with your last bit of money you'll buy yourself a memory wipe of what you've just done
Why?

I would also say why going through all that in the first place but lets just focus on that last line first.

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I can't tewll if you're laughing at me or with me.

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So that he can do it all again, I assume.

>Why all of it
It's hot

>Why that last bit
Makes it more of a surprise

Eh, maybe

So he doesn't know it will happen to him dingus.

Whores aren't guild, whores are union.
>whoring is the only profession where the apprentice would make more money than the used up and diseased full guild member
As a union, they collect dues and provide old-age benefits, retirement flophouses, insurance, healthcare, and band together for mutual protection or political action/resistance. Also a built-in means of keeping newbs at a lower tier and earning their way up.

They didn't read enough scifi.

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Oh please, there’s plenty of examples of class whores being properly trained and operating in guilds. Geisha more or less stared out as classy and skilled hookers until their organizations realized they could charge without the sex. Point being, they’re are instances of schools, temples and “guilds” existing for hookers.

>Geishas
>No sex
If you have enough money, sex with a Geisha is always on the cards. The patron deals are basically exchanges for sex. Also, Geisha's virginities were auctioned off and I've never heard a convincing argument that they still aren't.

>Why?
So the femdom rape fantasy happens out of the blue and he is completely oblivious to the fact that he paid for it

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>because its unskilled work that anyone can provide.
Its all about marketing user
have you never heard of an escort company?

De-Degenerates! The lot of you!

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>its unskilled work
There are whores who are unskilled, it is not unskilled work. See the previous posts about geishas.

>Degenerates
you know it user

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Oh dear!

Oh my sweet summer child...

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You were not here in the olden times, were you.

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Geisha were a thing. Beautiful women, whores or otherwise, get in places most can't and people talk to them about things they shouldn't.

As for "no one seeing it". Well. It's kind of an open secret. But no one has figured out which are just whores and which are assassins as well as whores.

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Bitch I been here since before WT snacks
I just roll with the times

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>The king's royal palace inner chamber guard are beautiful assassins that are also his most trusted maids and courtesans
>Theses women are dress in some of the most revealing silks dresses, leaving almost nothing to the imagination but yet they can still hide all kinds of small blades, blow darts, and slings (because why the hell not?) on them

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>How did no one see it?
Because of the Assassin Guild that's operating in the same area. They were actually a guild of whores all along.

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>Whores actually being scheming Assassins
Huh. What fortuitous timing after just reading about that very thing.

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Maybe he's not a degenerate?

I'm absolutely convinced you lot don't know what a guild is

It was somewhat uncommon historically

>do this
>Accidentally cit in the fight against them
>She's beaten
>Destroyed her armor completely
>Had my mind wiped of what I ordered
>Captured the assasin
[[[[[SPLIT POINT]]]]]
>I accidently dom her because that's what I'd do if I captured an assasin domanatrix
>After leveling for a bit I find her
>She becomes new party member a few sessions later after words
>I impressed her
[[[[good end]]]]

>Bad end
>Kill her
>The guild is after me
>destroy the guild since that would have granted me the xp to do it
>GM's a cunt who gives ex only for kills and not rollplaying
>Last member
>She tells me that her sister was suposed to service me
>See my contract
>tfw

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>... degenerate.
Because I know that there's more to it than hand-holding?

>those abs
Jesus, Brother Demetrius has been getting fucking jacked when I wasn't looking.

I'd smash like the Hulk, too.

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/int/ finally delivers

Union pussy best pussy

Then who the fuck keeps shaking me down for slut guild dues?

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Can there be a frienship between a pure virginal girl and a high class courtesan? Could they stand to learn anything from each other

>The Assassin Guild was actually the Whore Guild all along
I like it better this way around.

Minus the high class, there's something like that in the Discworld book Night Watch. It's got the friendship between a "seamstress" and an actual seamstress who moved in from out of town and now mends clothing for a fair price. Sometimes they get visitors who confused the sign outside and were looking for a seamstress instead of a "seamstress". Funny thing is, the seamstress makes a lot more money than the "seamstress".

Of course she does, it's so hard to find an actual seamstress in Ankh-Morpork.