>give my players transformation macguffin way back near the beginning of the campaign >it was actually a kind of fun little side adventure, lots of laughs >one free permanent transformation, literally labeled by a wizard with the words 'don't fuck it up' >forget about it, assume everyone else forgets about it >fast forward by months >7-8 months literally how was anyone supposed to remember this shit >party has beaten down the door of the cult boss, a powerful succubus >she had been bewitching people all over the countryside in order to collect sacrifices for her dark master >party was actually kinda dreading fighting her because of how tough the crawl to her lair had been >she takes off the gloves and gets ready to throw down >ranger: "oi, let's use the changing stick" >uwoit >"ye remember that thing" >"oh, that thing" "oh yeah" "sure why not" >uh, shit >I can't just pull a bitch move or anything >I had been looking forward to this encounter but they had it fair and square >"noice, I can turn her into anything right" >"something weak and inoffensive for sure" >so what do you want a slug or a frog or- >"puny little girl" It was a bummer to lose a beefy encounter, but eh, I can deal. I did rule that all her kickass magic items got annihilated though. Wasn't gonna give those smug shits access to that stuff. The more I think about the, more I think it's not over. The succubus occult leader still exists. She's a lot shorter and a lot less busty, currently in chains and being carted around by the gloating party. But she's still in the game, still technically a fiend, and the eldritch abomination she calls master is still waiting outside of the dimension, ready to bust in and wreck face. But I am the kind of user that has things like pic related saved. I don't want to do the magical realm thing you're all talking about all the time. So I ask:
Dare I continue with this bit, and play the loli succubus against the those gloating fucks?
Hey you..... Are you lost? This is Darrel 2 General. Watch your back.... GET DOWN!!!! Sorry. Had to brain that hater. Watch your back in Darrel 2 General, stranger.......
