HOW FUCKED ARE YOU, BROTHER?
OH SHIT BROTHA MUTATION STRIKES
Rolled 638, 466, 49, 736 = 1889 (4d1000)
Lets see how fucked I am
Oversized benis, illusion of normality, Beast with a thousand(?), and scales.
I'm a fucking scalie
Rolled 558, 824, 14, 183, 480 = 2059 (5d1000)
BLESS ME
Rolled 982, 640, 700, 7 = 2329 (4d1000)
Chaos Undivided, grant me your boon!
Ended up being a Manikin last time. Essentially a manlet.
>My eyes turn an unearthly silver
>My arms extend to each bear the height of my body
>Two more legs sprout to support the new weight
>I grow addicted to the blessings of Chaos
Rolled 608 (1d1000)
Rolled 87, 22, 256, 873, 324 = 1562 (5d1000)
Rolled 591, 139, 630, 557, 652, 525 = 3094 (6d1000)
What rulebook is this from, anyways?
So
>bestial appearance
>albino
>crown of flesh
>transparent skin
>extra limb
Three armed white werewolf king. Could be worse.
WFRP2e - Tome of Corruption
Rolled 978, 374, 769, 627, 763, 541, 96, 526 = 4674 (8d1000)
Let's see
Rolled 285, 518, 168, 871 = 1842 (4d1000)
IT BEGINS.
Rolled 14, 5 = 19 (2d100)
Rolled 355, 643, 286, 594 = 1878 (4d1000)
ARRRRRRGHH!!!
A Bestial Skeleton with multiple heads, Skull face, Feathered Hide, Long Spines, Long Legs.
Odd.
>Dripping
>Limb Loss
>Blood Lust
>Transparent Skin
Shit, I'm an ooze!
Rolled 603, 8, 637, 995 = 2243 (4d1000)
Rolled 35, 26, 491 = 552 (3d1000)
>Midnight Skin
>Addiction
>Oversized body part
And three more rolls to go. Too many blessings.The warp is overtaking me.
>Irrational Fear
>Animalistic legs
>Alluring
Did I just become Pan or something?
And here's all the other random tables associated with those mutations
Rolled 46, 477, 322, 550 = 1395 (4d1000)
Bet I'm gonna regret this...
Rolled 62, 266, 467, 159 = 954 (4d1000)
JUST
Rolled 31 (1d100)
Gotta reroll for
Rolled 368, 673, 423, 799 = 2263 (4d1000)
Lets see what I got
Rolled 108, 72, 434, 980 = 1594 (4d1000)
Oh why not
>long nose
What did they mean by this?
>Beast w/ a Thousand Sores
>Intelligent Cyst
>Madness
This combination makes too much sense.
>Hideous double beast with a zoological mutation...
Oh gods I'm some sort of technicolor furry oc aren't I.
>fast, polyps, head crest, spores
Oh god wtf I am, any ideas?
Rolled 181, 470, 55, 576 = 1282 (4d1000)
>181: Beastlial appearance
>470: Illusion of Normality
>55: Bestial appearance (double beast?)
>576: Soul Destruction
Guess I am a beastman that probably looks like a regular person at a distance, don’t know what soul deatruction means though
Rolled 415, 650, 28, 170 = 1263 (4d1000)
rolling for assisted suicide
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrolin
Grossly Fat
Pin Head
Alluring
Blood Lust
I don't understand how alluring factors into any of this...
Rolled 925, 833, 615, 622, 865, 945, 923, 380, 689, 960 = 7757 (10d1000)
Just how fucked up can I get?
Vampire
Teleport
Mindless
Multiple Arms
Trails of Slime
Walking Head
Vampire (again)
Featureless Face
Pseudo-Daemonhood
Warped Mind
I'm a crazy mindless vampire head that leaks goo. I sound pretty scary actually.
Rolled 713, 308, 821, 43 = 1885 (4d1000)
>Rearranged Face
>Enormous Head
>Telekinesis
>Beak
Of all the fucking Chaos gods I just had to attract the Birdbrain's attention.. At least I can get a pimpin' ride!
Rolled 186, 12, 89, 532 = 819 (4d1000)
Rolling.
So I breathe fire, have an extra eye, bestial appearance, and a long neck. Hmm not bad
Sick. Bestial appearance. I get a fear rating and probably a dog dick or something.
Rolled 936 (1d1000)
Let's find out
Rolled 18 (1d100)
rolling for my bestial appearance
huh so I am a long necked, three eyed, fire-breathing, bear. that is terrifying
Rolled 223, 437, 410 = 1070 (3d1000)
Rolled 450, 767, 270, 885, 987 = 3359 (5d1000)
just slap my shit up chaos-sempai
Rolled 456, 837 = 1293 (2d1000)
>Host of Maggots
>Skull Face
>Cyclops
>Turnskin
>Roll Twice
I-I'm not rolling because i like baka chaos
Rolled 726, 39, 94, 962 = 1821 (4d1000)
My first mutation is "skeleton". wtf does that mean?
Rolled 338, 619, 720, 883, 965 = 3525 (5d1000)
rollin for psyker powers
>Hunchback
>Temporal Instability
plus
>Host of Maggots
>Skull Face
>Cyclops
>Turnskin
Not sure what temporal instability does but everything else fits Nurgle pretty well
extra mouth, moronic
regeneration, turnskin, warty skin
wtf I'm literally a troll now
Rolled 850, 285, 381, 939 = 2455 (4d1000)
Tentacle fingers
Dripping
Fits
Vile
We Muk now
Rolled 143, 316, 527, 914 = 1900 (4d1000)
oh jeez boss here we go
you become a skeleton
beweaponed arms and legs, an extra arm, long legs and BIG hungry
nice?
But I also have warty skin?
so now you clearly have lumpy bones
Rolled 867, 189, 981, 522 = 2559 (4d1000)
Lessee if this will work for me this time.
Trance, Breathe fire, Minor Cosmetic Change, Limb transference.
What even is this? Some sort of quad amputee self-immolating monk?
Rolled 512, 504, 475, 832 = 2323 (4d1000)
Let's see
Rolled 220, 803, 163 = 1186 (3d1000)
I feel the warp overtaking me
>Chaos Spawn
>Strange Walk
>Bizzare Coloration
Whelp, im boned.
>Levitation, Large ears, Inside out and Teleportation
Nice, I'm the nightmare version of Dobby
Rolled 93 (1d1000)
No matter the affliction, preserve the faith!
Rollin
Rolled 990, 562, 532, 777 = 2861 (4d1000)
Rolled 64, 503 = 567 (2d1000)
Jesus fuck
>Long neck
>Maglin Sorcerer
>Soul Dectruction
Rollin two more
Rolled 633 (1d1000)
Wat
Rolled 199, 820, 390, 724 = 2133 (4d1000)
Noooooooooooo
>Burning Body
>Much to your dismay, tongues of fire erupt from your body, turning you into a pillar of living flame. The fire does not harm you, though it automatically destroys any mundane equipment you carry
>Tail
>A slender tail grows from the base of your spine helping you maintain your balance.
>Flaming Skull Face
>The flesh of your face sloughs away leaving a naked skull. Moments later, the bone erupts in hellish flames. You can attack with your flaming head.
>Resilient
>You are infused with unholy constitution and vitality.
Holy shit this was better than expected.
I am become metal band album cover, you cannot defeat me
How do I roll?
(2d1000)
"Dice+1d1000"
Dice+1d1000
REEEEEE
...
...
Rolled 259, 998, 85, 167, 546 = 2055 (5d1000)
Witness my ascension brothers!
>Crown of flesh
>Invent your own
>Bestial appearance
>Bloodlust
>Madness
So I'm a beastman with my own gimmick an bigger case of crazy than usual
Rolled 783, 6, 65, 782 = 1636 (4d1000)
I want you to hit me as hard as you can.
Rolled 43 (1d100)
roll for my flavor of fucked
>someone reposts my ms paint chart
Rolled 816, 174, 835 = 1825 (3d1000)
Here we go
Tail
Blood Substitution
Teleport
That doesnt seem all that bad actually. Teleporationm and tail are gonna help with me being lazy. Not entirely sure about the blood thing, but whatever.
Rolled 378, 222, 713, 906 = 2219 (4d1000)
Rolled 174, 993, 951, 464 = 2582 (4d1000)
Rolled 62, 27, 470, 380 = 939 (4d1000)
Lets go
Beastial
alluring
illusion of normalcy
Featureless face
I can’t even imagine what that would look like
Rolled 9 (1d1000)
Rolled 765, 294, 597, 173 = 1829 (4d1000)
ok
>skeleton
>blood substitution
Uhh
Rolled 618, 973, 17, 490 = 2098 (4d1000)