...What's wrong with female martials, again?
...What's wrong with female martials, again?
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Not a damn thing, as long as people recognize that it's pretty clearly a sexual fantasy.
People make them and don’t have the common sense to give them good figures or pretty faces.
It’s a damn game of make-believe, I want big tits and I want them in my face.
I don't think there's any problem with female martial characters because PCs are exceptional in the first place, but I dislike heavily female armies.
No upper body strength.
The top 10% of women are about as good as the bottom 50% of men.
Threads on Veeky Forums about them.
nothing much. Women are less likely to do it due to biology but exceptions are fine.
The neckbeards with mommy issues who play them.
martial arts is not all about strength
Nothing. Any person who complains about realistic biological sexual dimorphism in a game with magic is a fucking moron who isn't worth playing with
NPBP
Nothing. It's a game dude, play what you want.
>Dexfags
So go find me a HEMA chick who can actually compete with men.
>He forgets endurance is king
I want my fantasies to be as close to reality as possible magics aside. Saying "it's just magic deal with it lol" is just lazy.
They should be kept rare in low and gritty fantasy settings, and the far off weird cultures people talk about in them or like with brettonia and how there would sometimes be girls who wear knight armor but everyone knows and is to polite to point it out as long as the women aren't pesants.
however in higher/heroic fantasy settings like tes, fate, wow and conan you can have as many as your dick likes.
But I want my Paladin to lift the visor and reveal they’re a gorgeous blonde.
Vocal easily offended misogynistic assholes who can't stop moaning about them.
Literally the only sport I can think of where men and women compete on equal terms are the equestrian ones, and that's got nothing to do with fighting.
I'm fine with it as long as they are non-humans. It is a fantasy after all so Amazonian races could exist.
I don't care what you want, I don't want to play with realism morons
If the character is poorly-written, it's bad. If the character is unrealistic, it doesn't matter.
t. Mommy issues
You will never be a cute girl, I'm sorry.
The unrealism of a well-written character always boils down to pedantry, anyway.
>gorgeous blonde boy
just improved your character 10 times. You're welcome.
Shooting and archery too
Blond*.
Men with fair hair are blond. Women with fair hair are blonde. It’s French.
Britomart best girl.
Nothing, I play them as scarred, most likely ugly brutes who are suited to killing whatever is in front of them.
Although, a pretty swashbuckler sounds fun.
I also like to play females as casters, my favorite is basically a dryad druid who's overly morose, dour, and obsessed with death. She's fun to use dark comedy with.
Too physically weak, slow, and prone to injury.
Olympic airgun and archery are mockeries of their respective disciplines.
Does biathlon segregate by sex? At least that involves some heavy physical activity.
but I'm not so I don't care.
Come now...At least admit that a trained, fit, well toned, relatively tall female is better than a fat lazy slob.
Modern archery is a joke. Most people would shit themselves trying to fully draw longbow or etc
But the lack of verisimilitude when people play games with the human race and do not properly represent its sexual dimorphism is bad writing. It's a part of the unique human condition for women to suck at fighting and it has affected all human societies since the days of the cavemen.
At least explain it away with "they are strong because magic".
But I think it is better that this aspect of reality is faithfully represented. It is more interesting when strong women featured are strong because of guile or being able to convince others to fight for her interests.
At least I'm allowed to treat the fat lazy slob like the useless POS he his until he either gives up or shapes up.
You saying I can’t play a hot Barbarian chick in Curse of Strahd?
Also the misrepresentation of the female sex's fighting ability in hollywood and other media is responsible for the idiotic attempts to have women enter combat troops in the military, just like the portrayal of suppressors as totally negating the sound of a gun renders owners unable to purchase them to protect their hearing, and just like how the fictional Wakanda will make it more difficult to give white south african farmers priority in immigration or even refugee status.
These misrepresentations are actually harmful, especially when they are not recognized as misrepresentations.
Fights don't give a shit about your starting position, they only care what you're willing to sacrifice to win. That's why all battles are first a battle of wills and wits before they are one of strength and brawn. Women have disadvantages but so do everyone. Women loose in sports because sports are designed to be a contest of brawn and skill first. There are rules. there is safety, there is no battle of wills because everyone has agreed to restraint.
Anyone who says otherwise needs to explain to me why japan made us face atrocious losses, why america is not still a british colony, and why backwards communist infested east asia beat murrica with nothing but some old guns and lots of shovels.
Men can have the arena of sports. In the arena of war, the only winners are those who do what is necissary to achieve victory.
Verisimilitude is more important. If your character is stronger than they should be due to unspecifiedomancy that doesn't exist in setting and they have no demonstrable ability to use, that is worse than just saying that the biological differences don't exist.
>Saying "it's just magic deal with it lol" is just lazy.
...Where do you think you are?
You can do whatever, but if Curse of Strahd does not put women on uneven footing with men via -4 strength or something else, it is bad writing. The race you play as isn't human if they are on equal footing.
It's called internal consistency, brainlet. It means that except for a few differences that are clearly outlined, this world operates like the real one. If women are just as strong as men and the explanation is explicitly magic, then fine. But if it's not explained, then it's a break from reality in a way that hasn't been clearly outlined.
This would be like if all people in the setting had polkadotted skin. "LOL ITS FICTION BRO" and "THERES FIREBALLS AND WIZARDS AND THIS IS WHAT YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH? XDXDXD" would not be satisfactory answers to that.
>why japan made us face atrocious losses
Strong defensive positions. Although the Japanese suffered far worse losses than the Americans did. Largely because their willpower didn't stop bullets from ripping through them during their Banzai charges.
>why America is not still a british colony
The French came to aid us.
>why backwards communist infested east asia beat murrica with nothing but some old guns and lots of shovels
Three reasons, America was afraid to take ground out of fear of pissing off the Chinese, the people in America never supported the war in the first place, and the terrain absolutely sucked for everyone involved, especially the people who didn't live there.
Morale and willpower will keep you from running away, but it won't keep you from dying.
>Woman would start winning if every fight was to the death
K
>Care about HEMA this much
Pffft
So does DnD account for pregnancy? Does any system account for it and introduce negative modifiers or something? There should be a system which dies that and also portrays how menstruating females are easier to track using bloodhounds and other such things.
Riddick wouldn't be as good a movie if the menstruating girl was not featured. The conflict over whether or not to abandon them to increase everyone elses chances of survival made the movie better and more lifelike.
>In the arena of war, the only winners are those who do what is necissary to achieve victory.
Well said.
Khorne cares not what's between your legs, only that you fuck the other guys shit up!
>internal consistency
I don't think you know what that word means.
I thought it was a shame there isn’t enough quality smut of Sorceress until I realized Magisa from Granblue Fantasy has the same figure and theme.
>why japan made us face atrocious losses, why america is not still a british colony, and why backwards communist infested east asia beat murrica with nothing but some old guns and lots of shovels.
the answer to those is (if greatly simplified) "large amounts of foreign military support"
>There are rules. there is safety, there is no battle of wills because everyone has agreed to restraint
Oh wait, you're just retarded. Nevermind.
Nothing, as long as you are okay with playing gimped martial
>they only care what you're willing to sacrifice to win
And women objectively have less to sacrifice.
Fine, call it something else, wording doesn't matter. Point is, a fiction world works just like the real one with a few specified exceptions. If women being physically on par with men isn't one of those exceptions, then it's a shit setting.
Yea, but the difference between men and women isn't just the penis and vagina, there are differences in muscle mass, bone density, hip to waist ratio, and spatial sense. Sure, there will be some rare women on the very far end of the curve who can compete with the average, or even above average man in a physical contest, but these are so rare as to be irrelevant.
In a place where people don't know what magic is as proven in many threads.
>I'm a big fucking moron
cute
you apperantly don't understand what fighting is.
dragging an ally into a fight? that's not legal in a sport. the seahawks cant show up with the packers to take on the cowboys.
>strong defensive positions
so what exactly do you think is going to happen when I walk into a boxing match wearing armor?
>america was afraid
yes they where afraid. they did not have what it took. willpower isn't the will to die, its the will to do what it takes to win you fool. try reading with those brain cells of yours. they aren't about not running away, theyre about fighting efficiency. about a desire to win above all else.
I'm unsure if you quite understand the scope of either of these wars if your answer about america boils down to french allies. the war stopped for a very good reason. it wasn't because american soldiers where outperforming the british war machine
nice strawman.
>the answer to those is (if greatly simplified) "large amounts of foreign military support"
and?
not at all, they have just as much if not more to sacrifice. the problem is they have had no reason to need to evolutionarily speaking, and have no drive to do so.
>I'm a fucking idiot.
there's a large difference between what the american soldier comes equipped with compared to the Vietnamese as well.
Again, its about your desire to win and what you are willing to give up to do so.
>but the difference between men and women
KHORNE CARES NOT!
Quit making bitchass excuses and GO OUT AND TAKE SOME SKULLS!!!
>dragging an ally into a fight? that's not legal in a sport
This ain't sports, this is war, there are no rules as long as you win.
>so what exactly do you think is going to happen when I walk into a boxing match wearing armor?
So willpower and the willingness to sacrifice can't beat armor? It can beat the biological differences between men and women, but not armor. Hm....
>illpower isn't the will to die, its the will to do what it takes to win
And yet you consider armor and allies to be "cheating". If I bring armor and allies to the fight, it's because i have the willpower to do what it takes to win.
>not at all, they have just as much if not more to sacrifice
They have less strength, durability, and endurance than men. With less of that stuff in battle, they can't sacrifice as much of that stuff when the going gets tough.
You're a fucking idiot. If one person in a fight is 300 pounds of muscle, and the other is 140, no amount of willpower can overcome that difference.
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Look at this. The trained UFC fighter with dozens of wins in competitive martial arts, vs. a weightlifter who has never fought before. If this were a real fight, Bjornson would kill him in two seconds flat.
I'm not saying that men are to women as Bjornson is to Mcgregor, but the difference is still massive enough on average that it wouldn't matter how much the woman would want to win.
If you disagree with any of this, you're objectively wrong, and probably believe in some weab shit about inner strength or whatever.
Nothing, autists who belive the 10% of strongest not as strong as 50% of the weekest meme and never have been in a fight in their life, have a problem with them, but on the other hand they have a problem with anything
t. moron that loses to cock all the time
Fuck realism, frankly
>This ain't sports, this is war, there are no rules as long as you win.
now you're starting to catch on a bit
a tiny bit
>So willpower and the willingness to sacrifice can't beat armor? It can beat the biological differences between men and women, but not armor. Hm....
oh sorry, spoke too soon
you're apperantly too brain dead to understand the difference between someone who came to a match prepared to fight by rules and the difference between that and someone who walks in prepared to do anything to win.
>And yet you consider armor and allies to be "cheating".
you apparently have problems with reading too.
of course, these are cheating in sports.
the whole point is that this is not a sport. there are no rules. only winning matters.
>They have less strength, durability, and endurance than men
none of these things are things you sacrifice in war you moron.
Please refrain from participating in this """"debate"""" until you learn what sacrifice means.,
>You're a fucking idiot. If one person in a fight is 300 pounds of muscle, and the other is 140, no amount of willpower can overcome that difference.
actually yes it can.
>but but muh s-sports
the 140 guy shows up with a shive and guts the 300 lb guy like a fish
Didn't they have the women's UFC champ take on a middling ranked guy and it nearly killed his career because half the peanut gallery was screeching that he tried too hard when he effortlessly took her down and the other half was screeching that he didn't take her seriously enough and should have tried harder even though it would have seriously hurt her? I seem to recall that being a thing.
>unironic -4 Str thread
Post the musclegirls already. Half the posts ITT are from OP.
> If this were a real fight, Bjornson would kill him in two seconds flat
That's not true, here is the thing user, you dont fight fair in a real fight, especialy if your life of health is on the line, you fight dirty, and in fighting dirty expierience and skill is king, not strength or endurence. And im not kidding, sand in eyes, a kick to the balls or below the kneecap, poke in the eyes, you will see a lot more of this in streat fights than in some staged boxing match
>the 140 guy shows up with a shive and guts the 300 lb guy like a fish
What if the 300 lb guy shows up with a bigger shiv? Willingness to drop the rules includes willingness to stack on top of an already stacked deck.
Nothing really, i don't see a problem with it as long as it wasn't forced "muh magical realm" shit. This was a game after all, even if you wan't to explain it to autistic faggots, just explain that our parties are made of exceptional individuals that consist of 5% of total population, so using internet statistic to show how "wrong" our fun are is useless.
Its like women in military, statistic doesn't matter. I've seen enought women with exeptional upper and lower body strength and a boy who look like a girly faggot. If she has the guts, skill and power to carry the same weight as her brothers, then welcome aboard. I don't need Joe the beefcake with air as his brain. If he can't give anything to the team he's useless. This can be applied to you party too.
If the lack of verisimilitude in human sexual dimorphism of the setting is not explicitly accounted for as due to magic or something else, it is bad writing. Fireballs and magic missiles are accounted for in this way. If you do not do it for gender, you MUST incorporate -4 STR and perhaps -1DEX and -2CON as well to maintain verisimilitude.
Basically, deviations from how the real world works need to be directly explained using magic or advanced technology indistinguishable from magic. The presence of magic in your setting will not stop people from complaining, rightly, that there are unexplained deviations from reality.
>you're apperantly too brain dead to understand the difference between someone who came to a match prepared to fight by rules and the difference between that and someone who walks in prepared to do anything to win
There are no rules mate, did you seriously forget that already? It doesn't matter if you're willing to use armor and allies in a fight, if you don't have any fucking armor or allies then your willpower doesn't amount to shit.
>there are no rules. only winning matters.
And the person who has more to give, which would be the stronger, better equipped person, is the person who will win the fight.
>none of these things are things you sacrifice in war you moron.
Well I can see you've never been in a fight before.
>the 140 guy shows up with a shive and guts the 300 lb guy like a fish
And the 300 lb guy shows up with a fucking claymore and slices the guy in half, what's your fucking point?
What stops the better guy from doing the same things on top of being stronger and faster and better at hitting?
>everyone would want to be a badass knight/barbarians/fighter
>hell, even the ladies
>IRL it's just unrealistic for them because life is cruel and unfair
>people meet up to play a game of make-believe in a wonderland where all is possible
>let's still keep the rules cruel and unfair
What, why ? Just imagine That's it's feasible and that they're put on equal footing, unless you're on a hardcore realistic campaign. Unless it bothers your suspension of disbelief, it shouldn't hinder.. You know. Fun.
>Post the musclegirls already.
CAN DO KHORNATE DUBS!!!
>you dont fight fair in a real fight
That's applies to both sides in a fight. The tall guy could snap his neck if he wanted or choke him with his hands.
>poke in the eyes
If you have good aim and reach to hit the eye
>actually yes it can.
Confirmed for actual, no bullshit, braindead retard. Only an actually delusional person could believe this. There is no point in trying to reason with someone this disconnected from reality.
Also, it's really funny that you didn't even try to disagree with you believing in weaboo bullshit
>actually yes it can.
You hit someone on the face with your sissy hand and it barely scratches them. They hit you in the face and knock you out with a concussion. What good did your willpower do for you?
>Unless it bothers your suspension of disbelief
It does unless it's accounted for. I'll take something as simple as "those differences don't exist" or as complex as detailed magic, but there has to be something. It's the same reason that being a race that doesn't exist in the setting would be annoying.
>the 140 guy shows up with a shive and guts the 300 lb guy like a fish
I mean, you can try that on a bouncer to prove your theory... if you want to spend a long time contemplating your bad decisions and retarded opinions in intensive care.
Frankly, i think it's a overrelience on their muscle mass. I got into my fair bit of fights and the strong guys always thought that because they were strong they did not need this
What about the presence of ki shit? I mean, that stuff lets withered Asian grandpas kick ass, surely it can work for women too.
Nothing really, i don't see a problem with it as long as it wasn't forced "muh magical realm" shit. This was a game after all, even if you wan't to explain it to autistic faggots, just explain that our parties are made of exceptional individuals that consist of 5% of total population, so using internet statistic to show how "wrong" our fun are is useless.
P.S: i've seen enought women that have exceptional upper body strength and can toe-to-toe with their male counterparts. They're only small part of women population sure. But heck nobody care if she gets the jobs done
Nothing, except that the concept is used to start shitty bait threads.
They might not be totally retarded. Maybe the 300lb dude doesn't want to get arrested for looking at a woman wrong.
>being so autistc that you can accept elfs, dwarfs and dragons but not female knights
user, stop playing RPGs, you are obviously not made for them and are probobly ruining others fun
Overconfidence is not that common, and overconfidence in your ability to use dirty tricks is just as debilitating, if not moreso since you have nothing to fall back on except more tricks that the other guy is now wary of.
nothing if you're not a weirdo
that shits not even the tip of the ice berg of shit you can do to fuck with people who are used to fights with rules.
>What if the 300 lb guy shows up with a bigger shiv? Willingness to drop the rules includes willingness to stack on top of an already stacked deck.
thems the breaks, you better show up with a sword or a poisoned dart instead. thankfully, people with a stacked deck who have everything going for them have this nasty habit of refusing to prepare themselves mentally for the cost of victory. where that not the case, there would be no "countries". the stronger, bigger power would always win fights. the battle is decided by wills.
>There are no rules mate!
you're too stupid to live. I'll grace you with yous when you start responding to my posts instead of the voices in your head
lack of urgency, complacency.
a post conspicuously abscent of any kind of arguement.
>I hit someone with my sissy hand
lol cute. if I have a wimpy hand you can gaurentee I'll be using something far more vicious.
>try that on a bouncer
oh you mean a guy whos job it is to stand in one place all the time? sounds like a job for ranged weapons to me.
>surely it can work for women too
Women have different kind of ki.
Those things exist in the setting explicitly.
>if I have a wimpy hand you can gaurentee I'll be using something far more vicious
And so will they. 300 lb man with a sword and armor still beats a 100 lb girl with a sword and armor.
you don't really know much about fighting. confidence is a facet on a multifaceted gem of willpower. it can evaporate as soon as a situation changes. you lack the ability to think latterally about what someone is prepared to deal with in a confrontation.
>lack of urgency, complacency
Relying on your opponent being overconfident is not a good plan.
>What stops the better guy from doing the same things on top of being stronger and faster and better at hitting?
Nothing, but there is no reason to assume the bigger guy actually bothered when he already had the natural advantage.
Conservation and diversification of resources; If you are already pretty intimidating, you're probably not going to want to invest more of your finite effort into being a better fighter.
>It's the same reason that being a race that doesn't exist in the setting would be annoying.
So... Your Autism?
yes and they dont need a explenation, niether do the minotaurs, gorgons and dragons, so why the fuck do you need the female knight explained?
Your entire ability to fight hinges on the other person not being willing to fight and you have the gall to say that?
You have to accept a suspension of disbelief to accept magic in the first place, no matter how mysterious it is or how structured it is in the setting. Moreover, we have to accept the sheer existence of otherwise mundane creatures like giants or orcs in fiction, and things like an unenchanted male human warrior being able to survive a volley of well-placed arrows in say, d20 family.
Honestly, I also prefer keeping women as a weaker gender in settings, I think the difference in sexes lends good space for the writing, but your logic is fucked from the ground level. The only justification needed in a setting to represent a woman as being as competent as a man in martial ability is that she is. When it comes down to it, all but the absolute most grounded fantasy doesn't represent humans as identical to what they are on Earth, it represents their counterpart on whatever fantasy land or alternate history the story takes place in.
Have you ever actually shot a bow? It takes years to get good with a modern compound bow with sights and a release, now double that time for an even more inaccurate English longbow. Anyone using an old style bow will be out- classed easily by someone of a similar skill level using modern equipment. Not to mention, the draw weight has little to no reason to go above 60 pounds, and even 40 is reasonable to kill most game. The ancient longbow, with draw weight around 90 pounds, is so unnecessary. This attitude you and all those dicks that don't understand basic science is the same as people who think horses are better than cars because they were around longer.
A realistic setting with magic would be absolutely nothing like a "realistic real world" setting. Whining about women being competent martials on grounds of "muh internal consistency/realism" the second you introduce non-human races that are stronger than humans. And a reminder that if human women can't be fighters, neither can male elves, halflings, dwarves, gnomes, or pretty much any race besides half-elves, half orcs, or similar.
Because it's not implicitly in the setting. I don't need it explained if it's explicit, but it usually isn't. I don't want to hear about random other shit that doesn't exist there either. Spell it out or it's not in.
'Blond' is a nonsensical Americanism. Blonde is the correct spelling for both sexes.