What's your favourite type of elf, Veeky Forums?
What's your favourite type of elf, Veeky Forums?
Brandon Flores
Bentley Moore
myself
Kevin Taylor
Tolkien ones. If not the Morrowind ones where decent.
Ryder Perez
Wood elf
Thomas Turner
Fertile ones, preferably dark skinned.
Andrew Sullivan
Medium rare one
Angel Perez
Ashlanders.
Juan Morgan
booty elf.
Nicholas Taylor
Disgusting, don't think you ever liked elves in the first place.
Anthony Wilson
Freaky little keebler/santa elves.
Actually, I prefer when Elf is just a broad catagory of creatures, much like say Fae or Goblin, that can be ascribed to multiple kinds of creatures.
Dylan Wright
How many elf threads a day do we need? Who tells me these aren't just another shitposting attempt?
Grayson Murphy
So Gnomes?
Joseph Morales
One that's dead. I hate Elves
Hunter Richardson
Naked female ones
Ryan Watson
Badass elves.
Nathan Mitchell
Anthony Campbell
This kind.
Green, tusked, muscular, and not elven at all. The dead elves are a red herring. Gotcha!
Landon Watson
As a phone poster I can admit it's almost always a lazy attempt at getting sfw lewds posted here so I can sagely browse at work without having to visit /aco/.
Owen Sanchez
Highelves, specifically Eberron ones.
Adam Brown
How about you do not shit up Veeky Forums instead?
Jayden Wright
What is a Gnome, but really another subcategory of elves in the broader mythological sense? Besides, Elves in mythology predate Gnomes, who only came around later during the Renaissance
Landon Anderson
World police.
Nathan Howard
Orcs are just corrupted elves anyway
Lucas Fisher
Nah, they're too low level to have ever been elves
Wyatt Ortiz
Manly.
Nolan Martinez
LOOOOORD OF ALLLL NOLDOOOOR!!
Ethan Wright
That's an opinion one can respect.
Angel Davis
Delicious
Jordan Johnson
The Backstabbing kind.
Adam Morris
FPBP
Juan Wright
Dwarfish elves.
Christopher Wood
My original character donut steele elf waifu.
Landon King
A STAR IN THE NIGHT
Owen Richardson
The kind that can change their sex.
Matthew Stewart
A very small minority of drow that gets hunted down by followers of Lolth?
Wyatt Price
Getting raped by Melkor level drained them, that's why
Dominic Morgan
You can safely assume any thread that opens with a single sentence question is shitposting. Doubly so if it's something lewd.
Caleb Torres
>TFW your race is badass enough to build mecha out of brass and steam that are able to take on entire civilizations on their own
Lincoln Roberts
(actually sorry, I got a bit of that wrong. Numidium was powered by the heart of a dead god. Still, the regular steam-powered automatons are plenty enough deadly, some being the size of elephants or even bigger)
Nicholas Williams
I blame /v/ this time.
Tyler Reyes
Whichever ones have the most absurdly long ears. Like "Every time I turn in the street I decapitate at least three people".
Owen Jenkins
So Orsimer?
Lincoln Young
That's some pansy pelt
Nathaniel Edwards
So Jak and Daxter elves?
Eli Collins
It's pretty much guaranteed to be /v/ runoff based on posting style. They're thirsty for (you)s but /v/ is too fast for them to savor them, and as of late at least /v/ seems to have mods/janitors cleaning the very obvious stuff that seems to left to fester here.
Luis Ross
Yeah, that's pretty good. Really making sure you can see from far away that they're elves.
Levi Hall
>not on a badass chariot
Get on my level.
Christopher Sullivan
Also /v/ is currently dead, /a/ and /b/ too
Blake Howard
Best kind are Ice Elves
Worst kind are the ones that climb up your favorite tree and wont come back down. It'll just be all smug at you while you yell at it.
Dominic Fisher
Elijah Cruz
Also Veeky Forums.
Noah Reed
I thought it's all the fast and popular boards but on the other hand /pol/ and /int/ are unaffected.
Ian Foster
Axe Elf
Camden King
Elder Scrolls solved the eternal elves vs dwarves debate by making dwarves into elves.
Dylan Edwards
chocolate cream filled
Easton Gonzalez
Nice pic. Elves should use axes more often, they are weapons associated with the wilds, but not too crude that they become un-elfy.
Wyatt Allen
Use Google
John Cook
>kills your elf god
>low level
Ian Taylor
...
Wyatt Jackson
Femdom elves
Jayden Nguyen
>Lives inna woods
>Fantastical structures of Brick and Glass
>Casually racist
Hudson Jones
This is a good type
Especially if they're tall
Hunter Carter
Japanese Ero-elves
Jonathan Anderson
boy
Jeremiah Rodriguez
Good choice.
Connor Parker
Dead.
Jacob Clark
Subservient slave elves working on a magical Southern Plantation picking cotton and working the magical cotton gin. Sometimes their fingers get caught in the gin and we have to use magic to give them their fingers back. Then we whip 'em for getting blood on the product.
Fuck, I want to live on a magical southern style plantation and sip mint juleps brought to me by elf slaves. I want that soooooo bad.
Asher Gomez
Purple elves. I dunno, I just like the color purple, and glowing eyes seems to work best with them.
Ryan Bell
boy A CUTE
Sebastian Thomas
Another slave. I have a whole folder of these, but a bunch are lewd so I won't post them all here on a blue board. I imagine every single one has a number and a different job to do on the plantation. Most of them just pick cotton but some of them do housework and other things. I thought about naming them but then I realized I'd just call them all "Boy" or Girl" or maybe "elf" so I gave them all numbers instead.
Jack Ramirez
This seemed the best place to ask... long story short, I have an Eldar-inspired race of moon elves (as in, elves that live on the moon) in my setting. Do the following make sense, as a dying race who literally have holes ripped in their souls and who have resigned themselves to dying in battle against alien invaders?
>Souls of dead elves are placed in construct bodies to continue fighting, ala Wraithguard.
>Similar constructs are used to house gems containing the souls of stillborn elven babies. When 108 stillborn souls are put in one construct, it becomes a new "living construct", ala Warforged.
>Elves who are the last survivors of their family line or otherwise overwhelmed by grief have been known to seek a glorious death in battle, almost exactly like Dwarf Slayers in Warhammer.
>One unique type of elven weapon is the Dirgeblade, a black sword soaked in litanies of grief and woe until its edge cuts the mind as well as flesh.
Ian Barnes
4e's Feywild Eladrin, especially the ice-bringing Winterkin Eladrin. I wish they'd given us more Ghaele/Bralani/Courre/etc Paragon Paths.
Aiden Nguyen
The ones with the feminine dick.
Nha, Moon elves from FR are my favourites
Aaron Scott
The very rarely seen Plains Elf.
Luis Powell
my favorite are 3.5 high elves and faerunian moon elves
4e split elves into elves and eladrin, and I like both as they are represented, but my ideal elf is a mix of both
I actually don't care much for tolkien elves. I don't like warhammer elves at all. Elder scrolls elves are mostly bad, but I can make a bosmer that I can live with. Humans with pointy ears are bad. Anime elves are bad.
Pic related is what got me into liking elves in the first place
Nolan Campbell
in name only. Orcs in tes are the real dwarves, while somehow also being orcs.
Live in mountain fortresses in clans, gruff tough guys, good at heavy armor/axes and hammers/blocking/smithing.
Juan Campbell
Thicc
Colton Murphy
Good-aligned femdom elves.
Christopher Roberts
Basically anything Japan makes.
Jason Morgan
>Good-aligned femdom elves.
Brilliant, what kind of femdom though?
Angel Young
There's a thought; the drow are already flavored as basically the Femdom Elves in canon - how do we spin them into being Good-aligned versions of that?
Eli Thomas
People like this are in every thread and I hope they get pogromed.
Caleb Torres
Loving, affectionate, but slightly demeaning femdom?
Or maybe something a bit harder but still benevolent? A sorta strict, lawful, "Obey your mistress and she'll treat you well" style femdom?
Daniel Green
Based weirdo poster
Continue though
Carter Barnes
How about a semi-matriarchial society, one that normally has females in leadership and dominant positions, but doesn't horrifically oppress the menfolk and believes that they actually have worthy roles in society?
Something like the Iroquois Confederacy?
Gabriel James
A dead one
Sebastian Cruz
The better of the two best kinds of elves.
Sorry Potato elf.
James Hernandez
A bit lighter on the femdom than what I'd think of as a "good drow", but yeah that'd work
Evan Watson
Brown thicc best thicc
Liam Parker
a dead elf
Cooper Williams
Cum soaked
Ethan Nguyen
Kinda cool. For the 3rd one maybe you could make them grim and silent like Phoenix Guard
Jaxon Williams
Good choice!
Brody Wood
The one who did nothing wrong. RIP
Isaiah Bailey
I prefer my elves as just a subset of humans
Magical potential, maybe a tiny bit stronger and more agile, but not demigods
Anthony Hernandez
Anime elves, idgaf
Honorable mention to the occasional manly elves like Warhammers Lion guys
Isaiah Wilson
Anime elves are cancer and you should fuck off to whatever board you came from.
David Bell
Elf-haters, please go back to .
Camden Scott
Tall elves
Jackson Hughes
The only time since... 1990(?) I've played and elf was in 4e, because I really liked the Elf/Eladrin split. I always felt normal D&D elves were just too many things and "too good" (which makes sense in context of their Tolkien roots, but shit for gameplay), the divide between elf and eladrin fixed that for me, so I again felt they were a race I could enjoy.