How would he fare in 40k?

How would he fare in 40k?

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>hahaha how would this fare in 40k guiz

Seriously piss off and pick another setting that is NOT WARHAMMER 40K

'Nah. Thanks for popping in though.

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Remember the sailor moon in 40k thread?

Exactly like that except with way more vore.

He's taken down literal god tier threats on his own before, what do you think?

Some say that the tyranids are running away from Kirby.

Taking on gods is basically what Kirby does every weekend. So basically Kirby would be the saviour of the universe.

I’m curious what Tyranids taste like.

He'd suck.

Ayyy

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They'd taste vaguely of shrimp and lemon juice I suspect.

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Well unless he can be corrupted by the Warp, he's going to do whatever he pleases (which is probably going to be a lot of eating)

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Is everyone just memeing here with saying Kirby would get anywhere in 40k? He can get his ass beat by a waddledee...
And sure, he ends pretty big dudes by the end of his games, but those guys aren't really big threats by warhammer standards at all when you think about what they actually DO.

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We've been through this many times before. Somewhere, floating out there in the internet aether, is the Veeky Forums-approved list of things that actually COULD take on the 40k universe and/or change it for the better. As I recall, most of your favorite superheroes are NOT on it, but yes Kirby and Sailor Moon (late seasons/issues... and by extension most late seasons/issues magical girls) both are.

user, Kirby can crack planets with his mere punches alone, and as of Star Allies, he can swing a baseball bat with enough force to send the ball hurtling through space to smash multiple worlds with ease.

Also, Kirby villains shit on almost all of 40k to the point that it isn't even funny. Star Dream alone would devastate the setting.

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Kirby just gets tuckered out. remember that he doesn't even get bruised. His children property injury immunity has gotten to ridiculous levels.

>"We are the masters of a power driven to the far reaches of the universe, and we have but one desire! Can one such as you possibly fathom how dearly we have clung to this dream across the aeons? How could you! You couldn't! Never ever ever!

>We who once faced those who were in such fear of our power that they sealed us away and banished us to the edge of the galaxy! US! As if THAT loveliness wasn't enough, they tried to erase our very existence from history! RUDE! Only through our magic were we able to overcome their science and achieve great prosperity! We alone were responsible for stopping that repulsive nightmare of a galactic crisis, yet this is how you repay us! This won't stand!

>It won't be forgiven! It won't be forgotten! Never ever EVER! Those who called us mad, are you listening? You left us at the edge of the galaxy to be forgotten, then went along your merry way, probably living somewhere pretty and peaceful!

>But know this! Your future is a farce! You have none! We, masters of a matter most dark, vow to be restored, as foretold in the book of legend, which everyone thought was just a fairy tale! It WASN'T!

>We have already obtained the vessel that contains our Dark Lord, and he will soon awaken and shower us in compassion! Look! The vessel of our Dark Lord is filling up even as we speak! Now the time for his greatness to enter our world has come!

>Welcome to a new history! A new age! The age of awesome!

>HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DARK LORD! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!"

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everything is completely fine, until Khorne steals his cake.

>stealing Kirby's cake
triggered

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He can break the game and eat healthbars, though I'm not sure how that would carry over.

>Kirby gulps Lucius
now what?

What kind of shape is Kirby?

he really shouldn't have done that
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middle class American

Feels good having a Kirby thread when /v/'s frozen. How would Void Termina fare in the 40k universe?

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True death for Lucius because Kirby likely wouldn't take even the tiniest bit of satisfaction from killing him. Hell, he might just spit him back out as a star and be done with it.

>Spoiler
Given that 40k doesn't have anything capable of harming it whatsoever, and that even its meagre incarnations are capable of reality warping and have utterly insane speed feats (A couple of Dark Matter drones in 64 moved past 8 galaxies in 7 seconds whilst chasing Ribbon), along with the fact that not even Clockwork Stars can process the barest amounts of Dark Matter, and it's pretty clear that Void Termina devours the entire 40k galaxy in short order.

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post goddammit

The butthurt coming from Slaanesh would be glorious.

Fairly certain that the asshurt flowing from Slaanesh upon losing his favored champion to a tiny pink puffball would be so potent as to be felt all throughout the materium.

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What does the Emperor wish upon Nova for, Veeky Forums?

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>list of things that actually COULD take on the 40k universe and/or change it for the better.
Where can one find such a list?

Man, I really wish I saved that "Kirby in Warpland" thing.

Kirby is shaped like a friend.

Friend-shaped

Kirbymind.

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The only three off the top of my head are Kirby, marvel/DC, and Carmen Sandiego.

The Culture and the Xeelee are also fairly high on that list, but not quite to the same extent.

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>Stealing Kirby's cake
Only death awaits Khorne and all those related to him now.

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A Waddledee could destroy the Tau.

stop making these threads

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I think the better question is what powers would he get from 40k units?
Starting with an obvious one, harlequins would give him Circus.

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If he sucked up the Emperor, would the Imperium start following him?

>Emperor-Absorbed Kirby
Someone draw it now!!!!!!

Inhaling a psyker might either end up giving him Magic or ESP depending on how you interpret "Warp Sorcery" and the like. Inhaling a basic Astartes probably gives him Metal.

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>Khorne sits on a throne of loose skulls

BIGGEST MISTAKE RIGHT THERE

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Doomguy too.

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>Kirby eats all of Khorne's skulls
>and drinks all his blood

The Godslayers from MegaTen are on there as well.

If Kirby's blustered I predict the consumption of the galaxy in a week.

>Kirby Takes power from those it consumes

Also Jesus if Kirby consumed a Nid hive mind.. It wouldn't even take that long.

How would Kirby consume the Hive Mind? it's not a physical thing - just an emergent phenomenon of all the Tyranids being psychically connected to each other

user, Kirby's feats are ridiculously overstated and they're all over the place power-wise. I think it's more likely many people here take what is to be gameplay or aspects of a universe that is different (read: smaller, less durable) than ours and extrapolate crazy things from it. I mean, what's more likely? That kirby is a planet-cracker who can still die to waddledees, thus making waddledees unstoppable juggernauts or that the planet cracker feat is bogus?

Kirby couldn't. The people arguing for Kirby are retarded

Kirby canonically has infinite power. He's still a carefree guy, though.

Kirby might not consume the hivemind, but he will still find a way to beat the fuck out of it.

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If kirby eats things and absorbs their powers, is kirby the God of the kroot?

it's not canon that kirby gets hit. like how Dante from DMC can die to basic attacks but the original devs consider that "not actually Dante" if you're playing that bad.

considering how kirby acts, i see it more like a situation where waddle dees and etc just kinda bum him out and make him not wanna keep going in his baby-mind quest to fix stuff that isn't good, sorta.

>absorbs and imitates an enemy’s power
>situationally adaptive
>basically a large, silent mass of flesh

Isn’t he basically a Nid?

But friendly. Nids eat everything kirby just likes good food and bad guys.

>just kinda bum him out and make him not wanna keep going in his baby-mind quest to fix stuff that isn't good
That makes sense. His "health" is less actual health and more his willingness to actually keep fighting, hence why food recovers his health (because THERE'S FOOD YAY MAYBE THERE'S MORE UP AHEAD).

Nah, Nids specialise each bit of themselves to a task according to need, Kirby is more like a physical or warp based entity representing the adaptibility of the hive mind itself.

Which would consume and imitate the nid's power if Kirby met them.

>basically a large, silent mass of flesh
Kirby isn't "silent" though. He's pretty damn expressive and in several games he's actually noted as speaking (the Gameboy Advance pause descriptions were from his perspective, he spoke through narration in Epic Yarn, he trashtalks in pic related, and Star Allies has him speak in the pause descriptions too). We just don't see or hear him at all.

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Kirby never actually dies on his game over screens, he's only ever depicted as either tired or sleeping. He's carefree, not actually vulnerable.

Kirby isn't actually made of flesh, he's officially made of magic. He's more like a Daemon as a result, albeit a legitimately good-hearted, if childish and prone to violence, one.

>He's more like a Daemon as a result, albeit a legitimately good-hearted, if childish and prone to violence, one.
More like a chaos god, actually. He has infinite power and his innards are literally an entire universe all on their own.

How the fuck is it that Kirby, of all things, has lore?

It's steadily climbed ever since "Return to Dreamland." It's all pretty fascinating honestly.

In fact, haven't there been some cases where entire fights have taken place INSIDE of Kirby's stomach due to how massive it actually is?

when he invaded nightmare enterprises in the show he battle NME in his own stomach dream escape.
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he may had trouble with slannesh he is to pure for fetishes apperently.

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When you existed long enough, you acquire lore

when kirby faces a force of evil, only two possible outcomes can happen

1. kirby befriends them and they turn good

or 2. kirby fucking annihilates them

Can we stop making these shit threads, thanks.

40k sucks ass and always has.

>Can we sto
Stopped reading there, sorry.

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Die Heretic.

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We've been steadily getting more and more of it ever since Return To Dreamland, with new additions popping up through Triple Deluxe, Planet Robobot, and the various spinoffs. Star Allies however, has managed to tie it all together.

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Honestly, the huge loredump in Star Allies almost makes its mediocrity as a game forgivable.

Is that the Horned Rat???

The Horned Rat wishes he was as Chad as Void Termina.

If you count the episode 3 script, the combine are actualy similar to tau

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Visually he's more along the lines of a greater Daemon of Tzeentch, down to turning into a FABULOUS BIRD in his third phase, but overall he's way beyond most Daemons in the setting.

>Khorne stands from his throne
>Occasional movements cause 1-3 skulls to roll down the throne
>Kirby inhales them, and shoots them out at Khorne one by one

Not terribly dramatic, but I guess that's anyone who doesn't require a dream rod to fight or Metaknight.

>While star hopping kirby crash lands in the 40k universe it isn't called WARP star for nothing ;)
>Initial reports have him missregistered as a Nid.
>Minor scuffle with IG, and he escapes
>Gets lazer from a lasgun
>Crash lands on a Tau Planet
>They try to convert him
>The eldar fight over him
>orks have fun with the ROUND BOI and due to WAAAAAGH, genestealer nids are now pink
>Imperium tries their last resort: Diplomacy
I am guessing in the end game he would either fight a massive nid horde or some daemon prince.
inb4 the grim darkness of the distant future, there is no more war thanks to Kirby Or at least, not as much as it used to be

>Cant die

In mass attack Kirby canonically dies multiple times but only survives because his heroic heart keeps him going so long there is one kirby left

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So what you're saying is that Kirby is so Kirby that even rewriting the universe cant unKirby him?

I like how such a cute creature in a cute world often fights eldritch deities/abominations that would be terrifying in the real world and wins

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Necrodeus literally means "death god," so I feel that has to do more with his enemy in that specific game than anything else.

> His pause screens in Star Allies mention that Kracko can appear anywhere, even across entire planets, so long as there is a sky
Well, the Imperium is going to have a bad time.

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It should be noted that, regardless of what lewd, deviant artists of pen and parchment might tell you, it's not always sexual. Holding immense banquets and eating until you can't eat another bite, not even a wafer thin mint, is as pleasing to Slaanesh as the Eldar murder-orgies that brought it into unreality.

Given how kirby games revolves around food and how everyone in the setting are reasonably plump sized. Well time to send whispers to chef kawasaki about tasty food

Given Kirby's appetite i think we'd end up with a situation similar to the time Homer went to hell.

a bit unrelated, but this.

>The best analogue mythology god to Slaanesh is Dyonisus, not Aphrodite.

>thinking Kirby can be corrupted by anything, when not even the power of the literal god of darkness and source of most if not all corruption in the setting can touch him, to the point he begins INFLUENCING IT FOR THE BETTER in its final boss fight
At best Slaanesh would manipulate him for a little bit until Kirby kicks its ass upon realizing it was being tricked and forces it to reincarnate into a benign embodiment of tasteful pleasures.

Well, if he’s pink, endlessly hungry and enjoys it, and magical... a symbol of the absolute nicest aspect of Slaanesh?

>Kirby crash lands on an ork planet

>Implying that Void Termina was being "influenced" by Kirby and wasn't just assuming his face for shits and giggles and to mock him
He regularly goes from Kirby face to spoiler related throughout the fight. It's pretty clear that it's mocking him.

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