Your character's been approached by the Devil himself...

>do the accept
is there a large reward at the end? if yes then yes

>does he win
quite possibly, hes rather good at punching things

>how
with his fists

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A contest to see who can do the most good deeds in one day.
His very nature prevents him from winning.

Devil himself came to test my courage and my pride? Of course, I refuse the challenge.

I counter his offer with a challenge to see who can redeem/convert the most souls towards the Lord God. He will work hard and begin to become a better being and I'll work towards usurping his position and become ruler of hell.

A contest of who can accomplish more selfless good deeds for humanity in their lifetime.

Presumably he's immortal but also disinclined to do good. He may actually be incapable of acting selflessly.

>Jerking off my penis
well lets see how you do mr Devil

He would win in the most devilish fashion, which is by doing deeds which make you question the nature of "good deed" and what it means to do good
>Oh user I euthanized a thousand suffering patients in pain.
>Ah, I went ahead and bought all the Church's indulgences.
>I made sure the """good""" trade family won the election for that elective trade republic's throne
>I gave fifty people their deepest desires... well, they were certainly happy. It's not my fault if their wishes caused chaos because of their own independent choices afterward!
>etc etc

That's his loophole. Mine is that my soul is already in my music. The song we would create together is more important than the consequences.

>character is a massive Christfag
Ironically, this is probably the single best thing that could happen for his faith. He wouldn't take the challenge though.

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A few of these would go against good deeds as defined by scripture, causing him to forfeit the contest immediately.

In the case of holy men, the devil would just go up to your god and say
>hey 'PC' seems like a good righteous follower and all, but that's only because you reward him

>Old Scratch is probably a better shot than this Tiefling
>But why would he even offer that kind of challenge? Why would he agree to play "fair?"
>It's a trap, but what KIND of trap?
>Does he want the gunslinger's soul, or does he have something else in mind...?

I'm best at avoiding work, so first he'll have to find me.

>I'm not falling for that one again

>Grangulak the Orc Brewer
Challenge the devil for a brewing contest against Grangulak's usual clientele.

Even if Grangulak loses, he will please his clients to the very end.

>...Yes, and?
tfw priest of the god of wealth

An iaijutsu duel it is, then. Do take in the sights as your head magnificently flies from its shoulders, Akuma-san.

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"Allways surrounded by fire, but how good can you cook?" Says the chunky gnollish bitch as she dons her red apron emblazoned with the words 'never tryst a skinny cook'. Spend all day in her kitchen preparing a five course feast that would make a king weep manful tears of joy with every succulent bite. Don't know if the devil can top a 43 in profession cook but at least Vanna lost her soul doing the thing she loved most, making really good food so she could eat it.

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Never Trust* a skinny cook, fucking typos

Fucking kek

Challenge him to a duel where any devil has to be a tiny common chicken without any powers or strength of a normal chicken from current planet. Said devil upon loosing the duel, which is a sword contest, must give one non soul or open to interpretation bidding wish

I tell him I am best memer and when he accepts I call him a fag and laugh at him. I win

Sounds like you should have been more specific as to what constitutes a good deed.

She a cute

Oh spin me tale of sailor of old,
Unmatched with a sail and incomparably bold,
He took up a gamble in the devil's own realm ,
And on did he ramble of his skill at the helm,
"I'll make you a bet," said the man in his pride,
"Sure as water is wet and as true as the tide,
I can sail any sea with my ship and my crew,
And I'd sure see to port far more quickly than you!"

"Is that so?" said the devil with a smile bemused.
"Than I'll be on the level since you seem quite confused,
I'll raise up a ship from the darkest abyss,
A crew I'll conscript to assist me in this,
Our sea I shall name, and the path we shall race,
The great astral plane, round the great wheel make haste!
And should I arrive here just a breath before you,
Then to hell you shall steer, for both you and your crew."

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>Do they accept?
No. He knows that he'd lose. At the end of the day, he doesn't think he's anything special or worth much. He's already fairly certain he doesn't deserve what he does have, and this would just look like exactly the sort of situation that would end in losing it all.

source on homo gif?

Very well. Let's compete in a match of "who is the most and humble at asking for God's forgiveness". Let Him be the judge

I challenge the devil to a contest to see who is the biggest loser.

I bet I win.

but thats not what your 'best' at.

He lost against God himself. I'd say he's a bigger loser than you.

Sure, He'll accept. Either he wins, or all of existence wins. We'll have a contest to see who is better at redeeming themselves in the eyes of God by living an existence dedicated to good works.

Summoning battle with a nearly maxed conjuration specialist? Immediate action to block his summon if he goes first, then round 1 banishment. He's still an outsider on the Material Plane, after all.

Yes.
Yes.
The challenge is "not being the Devil."

Devil either humors my character's victory or takes his soul regardless because he's the fucking Devil and there's not a lot anyone but God can actually do about it

A fiddle off

>yes
>without a doubt
Nobody can beat GRT at cleaning floors. He's the ultimate lizard janitor, and he'll tell even the devil himself to lift his feet while he sweeps, mops, and waxes.

You could say he'd wipe the floor woth him

Eh?

Eh?

>causing him to forfeit the contest immediately.
Nonono, that was never a part of the deal. The deal was ''Whoever does the most good deeds in one day win'', There was never any mention of a forfeit

>whatever it is they're best at
>not being the Devil

Idiots walk among us. You can't be best at a yes or no statement, and being the devil is a yes or no statement. You either are the devil or aren't, there is absolutely nothing you can do to be better or worse at it.

hold my breath under water longer
have us both go at the same time
put head under bag of water

yes
yes
first to get dubs

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Look at my 66

I'm the best at the game

Why would anyone not worship the god of wealth?

He is the best at helping people. He is also immortal.

If no time limit is given, he accepts and keeps the competition going forever, forcing the Devil to be selfless.

At first I thought my character would win this challenge. The challenge of being who is more naive, ignorant and not terribly bright about the long (or short) term consequences of their actions. Clearly the devil himself being a clever son of a bitch who has tricked countless folk into taking deals that always benefit him in the end will lose THIS challenge!

>The Devil challenged his creator, a being that is all knowing and all powerful.

Well fuck. How can you be so clever and so stupid at the same time?!

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>Be shaman for Lord Death, who presides over reincarnation.
>Devil IMS is known as benevolent to everyone outside of clergy/philosophers
>His servant almost stole my soul, saved by actual divine intervention.
>Devil has ability to sever connection to your God if you make deals
>Lord Death does not like the Devil for his bullshit.
Probably just swing my hammer at him and hope for the best, my soul is literally safer dead than alive.

tell me there is more of this.

>"Oh hello. I've been looking all over for you."

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A contest of poker faces. Who could keep a poker face for longer while the shit around goes down. And the Devil will probably loose - WoD actually has mechanics for poker faces and my character got them all.

Also joke is on him - my character doesn't have a soul.

I don't care how strong my character thinks she is; There's no way the devil is coming around making challenges like that unless he knows he can win, he's a fucker like that

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>43 in profession cook
Ayy, my buddy's doing this in our current campaign.

youtube.com/watch?v=bmy0p4DtTx0

>Dwarven wives

so fucking true. "why is there a another woman's eyeball in your inventory? Where have you been?"

You have a chance, Satan's king of trips.

"We've been through so much shit"

"Deactivated lasers with my dick"

I just made it up on the spot but there certainly could be. Maybe a verse for each plane they race through and how the devil pulls ahead in realms of law and evil but gets delayed through the higher planes. The final stretch will be through the elemental planes with the ultimate sacrifice being the loss of his ship to save his crew.