Blueberry thread! Post only the spiciest of blueberries

Popuko

I want to be the berry best.

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Do we have any lore of female Tau as foot soldiers and not mechs?

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>Join greater the good
???

I want to greater her goods, if you know what I mean

You've lost me.

Get off my lawn.

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we just know there's a bunch of em

You are reading it wrong. It says 'The Good? Join Greater.'

what turn of events would lead her to sit on someone's face?

She is a guest on your ship/planet. You tell her that it's human custom when the host invites his honored guest to sit on his face and make himself comfortable. She doesn't want to ruin relations with friendly humans and potential followers of the Greater Good, does she?

I dunno, she's kind of an unruly berry, being a spicy gal and all

No.

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The only blueberry worthy of worship is Jhi'kaara from Fore Caste.

Nothing as succulent as a disillusioned blueberry ripe for the plucking.

Tau like this make the greater good worth joining.

The fluffy one.

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user, do you have a sauce for that?

floofy, even

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I want to bury my face in her tits

Blueberry you say

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berry much so

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Can Torchstar be carried around at arms' length? Is she smol enough?

bomp

She's like four foot two, so maybe?

Hah! Then she's at the mercy of any gue'la!

No, she's to spicy for that.

Is this the tau thread

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that it is

waiting for the dex to drop

It's scat diapers anons

>waifuing a species who's ultimately irrelevant on the galactic scale, and will never be more than a sideshow to the major events

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make better writings of english

>How can a renegade traitor even compete

Torchfags om suicide watch

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So are they hooves or big toes?

Hooves ARE big toes.

I want a tau hoof job.

You could bundle her up under your arm, yes, but she's super strong and flexible from working out and can probably reach around and dislocate your other arm or pull herself free.

Such spice. She's a fiery berry.

feisty indeed!

HELO WERE IS THE GODEGZ :DDDD

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Okay then, SHE IS WEARING A USED POOPY DIAPER AND SITTING ON HIS FACE. I know this because I was the same as you and spent hours searching for the source until it led me to the artist DA page with pictures of 80's and 90's characters with Diapers scat and futa and with combinations of all three.

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But that's what makes her so delicious too.

The artist has done a ton of other stuff tho.

Does the fiery berry bite? Or just dig in her hooves.

>his
Shadowsun is a chick

And make better writings of English, you spastic screwhead, "poopy" is not good usings of words of the english.

>Blueberry thread!

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the tau don't have pointy chompers anyway, so it won't hurt if she bites

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>And make better writings of English, you spastic screwhead, "poopy" is not good usings of words of the english.

Make of killing yourself, yes?

Ah, so crushing damage instead of piercing. Doesn't make broken skin any better though.

>Guys look I posted Senfgas art again haha!
cease

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Both. Look at that face. She's gonna gnaw at you if it comes down to it.

No one cares. It's cute. Torchstar is cute. Cute things are cute.

BOST GODEDZ :DDDD

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where the fuck is the /40kg/ at

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this is /40kg/

I always feel like the berries should have some war-scars or something. So when they hate-fuck you into the ground with their powerful horse-like legs it really feels like they have hate bottled up inside them.

>hate
not appropriate
also their legs aren't horselike

>powerful
The average Tau is weaker than an average human. You can pin her down and do whatever you'd like to her.

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>He says, while posting the one who defied not only custom, the Ethereal’s decrees, but the very Tau Empire itself by getting together with one of the champions of the very Empire that mandates the extermination of her and her species.

still a muscleberry though

This makes me long for a soft, juicy berry rather than a fiery berry.

The regular reposters went BRB.
The lurkers have never started a 40kg before so they hesitate to do so.

Go grab an Earth Caste one then.

Torchstar is not a normal Tau tho.

Maybe I will.
Where should I grab her?

I ain't talking about a wimpy Water Caste, I'm talking about the fucking Fire Caste!
A battle-hardened bitch that'll fuck you into the ground before going back to work.

Wait, when? The canon I've read fucks around with all sorts of depiction of Tau.
I've just headcanoned it as different castes are physiologically different due to generations upon generations of Ethereal fuckery.

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>Shadowsun takes orders from a fucking hologram of a dead old fart

gee, so much for the supreme commander of the empire!

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Fire warriors are still weaker than the average human solider. This means they could not dominate your normal paper-thin guardsman, but you, as a pasty nerd in front of a PC, may still be overwhelmed by them.

And their legs are not horselike. They have split hooves, thus making them closer to those of bovines or goats. Xenology makes numerous analogies to bovines, which spawned a couple of theories that T'au were basically blue space cows before the warp storm uplifted them.

To be fair, the entire Imperium worships a half dead guy on a far away planet.

yeah but he's at least good at keeping demons away and he's not 100% dead

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Isn’t Xenology of Dubious truth and canonicity both in and out of universe?

Yes

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She came to her senses and ended the relationship, also she slept with one that can be titled a demi-god. What torchstar has done for herself, hm!?

>ywn fuck blueberry ass
God damnit why can't Tau and Asari and Draenei be real

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Do tau women actually have hair, or is that just an invention of animefags needing everything female to be a recolored human with a few accessories?

>split hooves
Bullshit.

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does it matter, or is that just something neurotic prudes who don't read the fluff want to know in order to use it as (ineffective) ammunition against people who aren't neurotic prudes?

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the text specifically mentions hooves

which has been brought up numerous times as an example of why Xenology isn't a reliable source

GW has no idea what their feet are supposed to look like. In that art there, they're clearly just toes. On the Fire Warrior models and in a lot of artwork, they're clearly hooves like a horse would have. But then on some of the models (mostly ethereals), they have feet more like an elephant, with the hooves basically just being big toes.

Sometimes they have red eyes and at other times GW depicts them as having pitch black eyes, and at other times they have blue eyes that match their skin color.

GW simply has no idea what the fuck a Tau looks like and they don't care enough to give us an answer.

see
Nobody fuckin' knows. In the fluff, female Tau are described as both looking almost identical to male Tau or alternatively as having much more "feminine" features like long hair, slimmer faces, and paler skin.

Who the fuck knows.

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>just being big toes.
big toenails*

>getting this defensive

wew, guess that hit the nail on the head huh?

Yes, but GW usually give them ponytails for that chinamen Aesthetic.

>getting upset that memes made on Veeky Forums to sexualize 40k characters is anatomically inaccurate in the tenuous and fictional biology of a fantasy setting

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That man just wants to eat his shrimp, come on.

T'au bitches are thirsty.