Why are tau the most chad race in 40k?

Why are tau the most chad race in 40k?

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100% canon

because their empire can't fall, because there are a lot of models to sell, but their empire is too small to suffer MAJOR losses without falling, thus meaning they can't suffer major losses without losing sales... thus they will usually win, and almost never job in lore fights.

>Stay strong, Kitten. Stay strong for Emperor.

Also, can't you berryfags keep it in one thread?

NOT FUCKING CANON!

this picture makes shadowsun or whatever her name is like 2 and a half meters tall

You score coked-up whores who technically aren’t even real, she scored a demigod, who’s the real winner here?

she is using a drone to get her up there

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Shadowsun was a fool for leaving him a couple of weaks not being able to sleep on your back would be worth it.

Slaanesh.

Damn shadowsun is a size queen

Tau are the new humans. When we were first spreading out to the stars, Eldar would have looked down on us as upstart barbarians who will never amount to anything. Now humanity is the declining elder race, telling ourselves that Tau are just upstart barbarians.

That might be true but the way they think of themselves as the new galaxy caretakers is repulsive. The galaxy is mankind birthright alone.

>When people always forget about the IG regiment full of chads

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>Sly Marbo litterally stoped an entire Tau army in it's tracks.

I fucking love the guy

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Catawhos? This aint the 90s anymore barely anyone likes these guys anymore

I'm sure the Elder once believed that they would rule the galaxy forever. When their empire fell it was older than the Imperium of Man is now.

the tau are too obsessed with efficiency to be chads

Orks though
>retarded posture
>tiny legs
>flailing arms
>hair squigs
>make believe rules
They're the chads of 40k.

But they didn't have the Emperor to guide them. If Horus would have been able to hold his spaghetti with the emperor Eternal guidance and vigilance his Empire would never fall.

Says the screaming man who puts books on sticks and waves them at his enemies.

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Instead they had several gods that literally kept chaos at bay rather than just the one.

>that literally kept chaos at bay
Except the part where the Eldar literally fucked the god of hedonism and excess into existence and simultaneously wiped out like 3/4 of their empire all at once, leaving only the nutty doomsday preppers and the hyper-hedonist sadist cousins who doubled down on the insanity in an alternate dimensions.

Hey man if it works

But their gods were subordinate to them as his title suggest The Emperor would be humanity eternal sovereign and guide us to be a fully psychic race without daemons birsting through our heads

Humanity don't need gods

Speak for yourself

Once you go black, the Emperor's got your back.

Stop with this meme!

Kitten is Mediterranean he ain't no dindu!

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