Give me some not-so-serious special attacks
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Killer Move: Pocket Sand!
Eye Poke
Fire Fart instead of Fire Breath
I came here to post that.
Lord Moldybutt summoning the Camberpot of Secrets where the character stuffed inside takes a lot of sensory damage until they can get out.
hairs to spiders
> Nutcracker (only works against male opponents)
> Pants-On-Fire (literally sets enemy's pants on fire, amount of damage may or may not depend on how sincere the enemy is)
> Princess Slappy Mega Blast (doesn't deal damage at all, but annoys an enemy a lot, slows them down and may paralyze them)
> Thousand Years of Pain (sneak attack that causes severe butthurt, literally)
> Surprise Kiss (on a successful grope, the enemy is stunned for one turn, chance to be dazed for 1d6 more if not attracted to you and charmed like under charm person if attracted, only works on humanoid characters)
> I've Got Your Nose (tear off the enemy nose if the enemy has it, deal narmed damage plus charisma drain)
>Sunset of Birds: You spread your cape, releasing a pre-prepared flock of birds to swarm the enemy.
>Read Regret: Through magic or Holmesian psychology techniques, you intuit the opponent's most mortifying and cringeworthy secret. You then proceed to retell it to everyone in earshot.
>Rising Tackle: You flip upside down and perform a spiralling kick straight up into the air. SHUT UP, IT'S THE DUMBEST MOVE IN FIGHTING GAMES AND YOU KNOW IT
>Any technique called something that it clearly is not (refer to the infamous Mystletainn Kick)
The Truffle Shuffle.
Followed by its upgraded forms, the Double Truffle Shuffle Trouble and the Triple Truffle Shuffle Scuffle.