Or your character did anyway. That's how the adventuring life goes sometimes. But wait! There's still hope! A friendly spellcaster is there to bring your character back!
Bad news! It's a druid, and they just reincarnated your character as something new.
Post a Veeky Forums-related pic. The pic posted BELOW yours is what your character got reincarnated as. They're stuck like that for the forseeable future, so let's get their reaction in to this and hear how they react to it.
I've been through reincarnation shit while I was alive. Apparently demon teleportation has aftereffects, like changing my race from wood elf to human, and getting a dragon heart punched into me turns me from a monk into a sorcerer.
I refuse reincarnation and go punch my way out of hell
Bentley Taylor
First pic I had on my desktop.
This is the correct choice, use the spellslot for a peasant leaving his family behind. I have sworn to give my live to stop evil, and there's no shortage of work to do in hell.
>tfw you will never join the eternally growing army of paladins kicking demon ass in hell
You know, it sounds like a neat idea, but how the fuck did the paladin end up in hell if he's good? Did he sign up for the "demon slayer" package upon reaching heaven?
It's just the thing of that order. Long ago some poor schmuck was tricked into makung a deal with satan and was dragged down to hell and a paladin vowed to rescue him. His brothers in arms vowed not to rest until their comrade returned home. So when they died their god sent them straight down to hell to help him out. A few decades later they had rescued the dude's soul, but now you had a good dozen paladins cleaving and smiting 24/7, so why stop? Over time it became tradition for paladins to vow smiting through the afterlife, which makes it really awkward whenever a demon encounters them on the material plane.
Alternatively, they're darkness based paladins. They use dark powers to do good, doesn't matter if they're thrown into hell for it. When they do end up in hell they simply refuse to stop being paladins. Being damned for all eternity is no excuse to let evil go unchallenged.
Seeing as how he and his wife were descended from dragons and they worship the god of dragons, he wouldn't be terribly upset about it. Might invest in a lot of polymorph or disguise spells though, seeing as how dragons aren't a terribly common thing in the setting.
Daniel Reed
Hmm. Lost the charm, but still have a desire to take young noble girls away to a treasure filled dwelling for long periods of time. Come to think of it, dragons are just flying pirates already.
Well, this body is significantly less specialized for chainsaw swinging, but where there's a will, a bonesaw and bio-robotic augmentation, there's a way.
I'll take it. Goliath to lizardman is not that big of a transition, will chop off heads all the same.
Jaxson Long
Ha! I was already a valiant knight fighting for her imperial majesty! This new body may lack the blessing of vampirism, but I shall still smite the enemies of the crown just as I always have!
Ryan Adams
Good on ya.
Levi Campbell
>letting getting turned into a sex demon stop you from doing good >not seducing evil men with power to slowly steer their actions toward good >not letting yourself be summoned by fledgling warlocks and kill them before they can do any real harm
You're a shit paladin.
Luke Murphy
What's up with elves going around with toeless footwear?
Ah yes, with my feather duster of justice my former Wizard is gonna let the nearby Jotun raiders know that its time to clean up their act or else I'm gonna clean it up for them.
Also I'm a god now so I start turning Yetis into cuddlebug monstergirls because that's just how I roll. Hope my Lich archnemesis and former tutor has a giantess fetish because I'm gonna go full gentlefag on his ass once I'm done noblebrightening up the forbidding frozen wastelands.
Might as well make the best of a bad situation. I work as a prostitute in a human city and rob my clients.
Jordan Garcia
> gets turned into a petite goblin girl > gives up adventuring to be a hooker Thus is just a low tier hentai plot.
Kevin Jackson
Sure >Suddenly queen of manlets >Can fit wherever >Cute and female for mad social combat >gobbo so I could probably keep barbing Beware the 3 foot tall ball of nope
Joseph Long
Only if your giant dragon bf allows it.
Yes, they did put the one female character topless in near-blowjob position on their promotional art.