Well this seems-
Abusable.
Well this seems-
Jason Nguyen
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Aiden Perry
Wow it works exactly as intended. How is that abusable?
Justin Price
>Wear a cloak made of the hides of the hundreds and hundreds of monsters you've slain over the years.
>In case of danger or overwhelming odds, produce umber hulk/dragon/purple worm/what have you.
>Run as it destroys your enemies, laughing.
Mason Wood
Benjamin Sullivan
That sounds too cool and appropriate to be called "abuse."
Angel Young
How many servants of tiamat wear Dragonmade items exactly? Or hell, most high level antagonists for that matter. Guess I'll just post interesting tidbits.
Nolan Allen
Two things.
1: Resurrection takes forever to cast
2: Comes with very hefty costs
3: Reviving something against its will is very difficult
4: If you are strong enough to cast it at a moment's notice, your umber hulk, dragon, or purple-stuffed worm from flapjaw space with the tuning fork will get splattered by whatever wants your head.
Brandon Kelly
>Getting shit pushed in by huge monster
>Resurrect another huge monster
>Currently wearing outfit clearly made of formerly-dead monster's defiled corpse
Ethan Allen
Joseph Carter
One more thing!
5: If you yank someone from the afterlife and tell it to fight, and it sees you wearing a cloak of skin, you just rezzed another enemy
6: It would be more likely they would start rezzing the shit on your cloak to amass an army and blaming you for being turned into a cloak in the first place.
Christopher Wilson
Dorf is Demoman
Gavin Butler
Zachary Cook
DRACONIC
HORSEPUSSY
Jack Hall
Reminds me of Xiaolin Showdown when the villain used a magic device on fossil fuels to revive dinosaurs.
Lincoln Miller
spits out forked lightning when aroused
Sounds inconvenient at best.
Noah Bell
God is Veeky Forums bad at GMing.
PROTIP: the answer to this is not "it won't work just because" or "the summoned enemy hates you just because". If you do this you can give up running games immediately and forever because you are already so far into brain damage that there's no saving grace for you.
Now these are valid points. There's an intrinsic limit in how practical this plan can be, and in most cases, when it becomes a viable tactic the result is not going to be worth it if not for cool factor.
If you get in a situation like there is absolutely no problem at all.
Lucas Adams
You're doing it wrong. You resurrect the clothing your enemies are wearing, they are now inside/under a huge, deadly creature.
Cooper Rogers
If the clothing is made of wool from a sheep that is still alive, you don't get anything, right? What if the sheep was alive when it was sheared but has since died?
Brandon Sullivan
The summoned enemy hates you because you killed it and wore it's skin until you needed to bring it back to life to assist in combat.
Jacob Reyes
>you can cast resurrection for free at will under any circumstances
I will never understand you caster idiots who imagine yourselves into infinite, unlimited power because you can't remember the rules of the game.
Jaxon Clark
>A creature hates the person who killed him and wore his skin around like a trophy
>This is bad DMing
What the fuck? This isn't some elaborate monkey paw business, it's common sense. The only way this plan would potentially work is with creatures that aren't sapient, and even then it's a stretch.
Robert Robinson
>you can cast resurrection for free at will under any circumstances
>I will never understand you caster idiots who imagine yourselves into infinite, unlimited power because you can't remember the rules of the game.
Are you only now realizing that most of the people posting on this board only play hypothetical games where their meandering power fantasies prove that every rule is broken and every setting is garbage without ever having to open a book or fill out a charsheet?
Parker Sullivan
I feel called out here, but no Veeky Forums does not put enough thought into things to make them even close to "hypothetical scenario s"
Caleb Reed
That's because in the beginning Veeky Forums was filled with people who browsed /b/ and came here because they wanted to talk about RPGs, but now Veeky Forums is filled with people from rebbit who came here because they saw epic Veeky Forums screencaps and want to make their own epic Veeky Forums screencaps.
Aiden Kelly
I can imagine a paladin's son backtalking them and they just say "do I detect attitude from you" and the son fucking dies from puns
Tyler Brooks
Austin Torres
Hungry for Troll babies?
Justin Edwards
Skimpy Armour modification prices?
Xavier Powell
Lava manipulation fun.
Mason Thompson
Juiblex's true name is cursed.
Andrew Gomez
>Nuvereem
Hudson Phillips
Roger Moore's Magical Ream meltdown
Lincoln Jackson
That thing Spoony bitched about that one time- Is actually mentioned somewhere else to boot.
Jaxson White
It has to come from its dead corpse.
Jayden Jackson
>Think of the criosphinx as yourself
Robert Fisher
>And his horns — why doesn't she like his horns? He used pine resin on them just this morning to make them shiny.
I cry every time
Jaxson Hall
Ahahahahahaha holy shit
Fukken saved
Anthony Gonzalez
>Two things
>Lists four
Carter Kelly
I don't think that is "abusable" as a get out of jail free card like some people in this thread think. What would it be good for?
Shenanigans.
>one of your party members is accused of a crime and must be snuck out of the city
>high level mages have every possibility covered, cancellation and counter spells for days, actively being scryed on
>kill him and take one of his ears
>leave town with it
>boom, he's back
>betray your king
>have the element of surprise
>king still has basically all things magical under lock because he's the king
>bring a tuft of umberhulk fur, a dire bear's paw, basilisk scale, whatever nasty non-sapient creature you have available
>bet he dosen't have resurrection blocked
>summon it and gtfo, let it get things warmed up for you
I'm sure you could come up with other extra-curricular uses for that spell if you really wanted to but its completely inferior to just summoning monsters as a panic button
Logan Davis
>Resurrect monster
>It recognises you as the one who killed it
>Teams up with your enemy to turn you into paste
Was this part of your master plan?
Xavier Price
>that succubi desription
sweating.jpg
Jacob Walker
I actually just have one question about this, does the resurrection spell describe how the body reforms? Like would the armor grow around you or could I say if floats off the person wearing it and regrows far enough away not to like hurt anyone
Isaac Powell
Of course.
Colton Ortiz
Well, now you're outnumbered. What's the next part of your plan?
John Diaz
"So she disposes her shit by throwing it into a someone else's giant anus."
Anthony Butler
>Antagonist is a brainlet adventure
Jose James
>It's a reading rainbow sponsored adventure
Robert Smith
David Flores
It also costs 10.000gp and takes ten hours to cast.
Kayden Parker
>All Bard party adventure
Christopher Garcia
>Attack of the 160,000lb Flying Cougar
Elijah Kelly
Wojak.
Asher Edwards
In other news, the Lady of Pain is a lolicon. Our prayers go out to the families of that poor child.
Colton Martinez
#1 D&D Villain of all time - be warned Gnome players, your worst nightmare has arrived.
Liam Parker
And now for Lamias and their sexual habits.
Ian Johnson
Josiah Nelson
Evan Gomez
Magical Apple prodcuts soon.
Evan Allen
D&D movie's macguffin statted.
Levi Myers
Elves are Lewd. Actually, this is the same shit Dunmer in TES do. Hmmmmmm.
Juan Johnson
The spell that one would use to create a Girdle of Masculinity/femininity. That said- this brings in the question of who moved a Greyhawk based spell to Faerun.
Jaxson Young
A Dragon with a Hydra farm is a happy Dragon. There is objectively no reason for the "Hungry Dragon and Brood" issue to even exist with this solution present.
Jaxson Morris
Hope you put levels into masseur skill-
In addition to this interesting fact- this actually explains why Drizzt was used as a masseur for the Elder Brain when he was enthralled- it's essentially, through generations of cerebromorphis actually shown up in even the Illithids as a trait. Neat.
Samuel Reyes
He brought the hammer down.
Xavier Sullivan
How to choke a bitch and cheese the suffocation rules in D&D 3.5
Hunter Jackson
Ed greenwood going Whizzzard in an interview.
Connor Rogers
>How can the wizard make things possibly worse?
Joseph Barnes
>Have a bag full of these things
>Introduce to vampire infested structure alongside mummy-mites
Ayden Richardson
Meanwhile in Thay...
Isaac Edwards
Illithid also partake in graffiti.
Owen Barnes
>Capture Lich
>Learn all his secrets
>DM forced to give all the lore and side quests possible.
Jace Morales
And now for an alternative to Lichdom and Vampirism!
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Oliver Hall
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Hudson Walker
So I heard you like Sanity checks.
Oliver Young
Why can wish do things miracle can't?
Christopher Myers
Miracle makes extremely unlikely things happen, Wish makes the impossible happen.
Ryder Powell
So then I'd have to cast Miracle to know why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
Lucas Murphy
Please tell me what edition of the rules you are using.Then tell me what game system. Because there's only once place that's been true in D&D and it's not now. 5E only says dead creature, nothing about corpse.
>inb4 Dead creature is a corpse.
Nah, that's why user asked about wool sheared from a was alive now dead sheep.
Josiah Foster
>Run as it mercilessly hunts you down for slaying it.
>You're also now naked.
>Smart plan fuck face.
Adam Long
what if you make more than one set of armor from one dragon, and then cast two separate resurrection spells on them?
Camden Garcia
All of these questions are answered by the spell descriptions. Different resurrection spells work differently. Some are expensive, some take time, some must be done within a time frame, some require a part of the creature being resurrected, some have side effects. Most have some combination or balance between all those costs. But they all have costs.
Read the fucking spell description.