>players praise my worldbuilding skills
>I'm just using county maps of W.V.
Who /devilish/ here?
Sebastian Gutierrez
Cooper Rivera
Post one, I want to see how good it is.
Austin Parker
Grayson Reed
Huh, that is pretty good.
Xavier Jones
that's not how rivers work
Adam Evans
W.V confirmed for best fantasy realm.
Alexander Morgan
>Oakflat
>Sugargrove
>Circleville
>Thorn
>Hightown
>Literally just "Nome"
come up with more original names loser
Justin Cook
Post your map
Landon Ross
Here's the work of a real worldbuilding genius.
Adam King
>"According to all known laws of topography, there is no way that a river should be able to flow. Its sources are too small to get its fat little current across the ground. The river, of course, flows anyways. Because rivers don't care what anons think is impossible."
Austin Perez
Not bad, not bad at all
HOWEVER
Blake Walker
Littleton better consist entirely of fae and other smallfolk, so help me God..
Thomas Young
>wonderland forest
>dismal swamp
Really?
Lincoln Anderson
>There is a town literally called Box
Jason Hall
You do realise that most real places have similarly banal names? I mean ffs there was even a time when 'Eastern Realm' was one of the primary powers in Europe.
I myself live in place called fucking 'Ore Island'.
Jonathan Bailey
thats the joke
Luis Wood
What about using Europe?
Eli Rogers
>Brandywine
So the campaign is about crazy hillibillies hobbits?
Can I join in?
Kayden Martinez
Afraid not, it's in-person. Also we're all autists (literally, we met at a communication therapy group).
Thomas Lopez
>Riddick Crossroads
>Dismal Swamp
>Wonderland Forest
>Warwick Corner
>Lazy Oak Corner
>Sunbeam
>Savedge
>Poor Farm
>Isle of Wight
Wow
Chase Powell
>uhh yeah we get on highway 64 and take it up to Poor Farm
Caleb Watson
>fantasy realms are just typical American countys
Christopher Perry
>well shit, looks like 2 miles down the road you encounter a bunch of drunk hicks trying to rob a feed station, and mistake you for law enforcement
Ryder Jackson
Buzz off.
Jose Hill
>Savedge
Geez, user, learn to spell.
Dylan Miller
>Savedge
>a town where everyone wears a dark cloak and sits in the dimly lit corner
Logan Martinez
Steamed maps?
Camden Ward
Cute.
Brody Garcia
>Panther Landing
Grayson Rodriguez
>highway 64
Sometimes on the non-flag boards I forget there are other countries here.
Jeremiah Nelson
>HRE symbol is loss
goddamn it
Jeremiah Bennett
It's West Virgina. That's less of a joke than you think.
Aiden Perry
Of course they are.
>source: myself, a rare literate barbarian
Nathaniel Reyes
My barbarian brother.
Grayson Cox
>the GM's section of an RPG details the designer's gaming philosophy and how the game was created to realize this philosophy
>completely ignore everything it says, throw all the rules I don't like out the window, and run it however I want
Leo Sanders
I just pick an English county with no major cities in it. Northumberland or somewhere like that is good.
The more you zoom in, the weirder the town names get.
Ryan Scott
"user, you can't name your town fucking 'Shitterton' or 'Little Snoring', what's wrong with you"
Jonathan Gomez
But what do you do when you need to set up a tussle?
Ayden Thompson
I can, just as I can have Slaughter, Bottom-end and Grope
Josiah Young
What do you mean? Obviously the towns themselves and NPCs are generated by me.
Andrew Cook
What? There aren't even any bifurcations
Matthew Edwards
Yeah sorry try again faggot no river on earth does that shit. Try opening a geography textbook some time retard.
Bentley Long
>what is the nile
Logan Roberts
>Upstate New York
>Cradle of Civilization
Yea that's a fantasy map alright
Nolan Flores
More like the Death Valley of Mental Degradation
Brody Hill
>Could they be true?
Kind of? On one hand, I've never gotten in trouble for "misgendering" someone. On the other hand, the Folsom Street Fair exists
Elijah Hall
What did you mean by this reply?
Gavin Evans
>not using tasmania
Wyatt Howard
This cannot be real.
Dominic Richardson
...user...
Isaiah Wood
>The Dungeon
So that's where all the adventurers go. No wonder they meet all kinds of crazy things, because Australia.
Kevin Rogers
Where do you get the maps in this style? I think I might do that.
William Cook
idea
>actual place names
>then translate them to like old english, welsh or german and use that
Jayden Sanders
>isle of wight
>oh WOW i wonder what's there
Logan Perez
mygenealogyhound.com
Be careful though, sometimes the towns and there names are a bit hard to read.
Landon Murphy
just google "[insert location] old map"
Camden Reed
>Homeville
Connor Wright
>ooze lake
>dangerous hole
>ding dong rainforest
Nathaniel Nguyen
Well, anyway, feel free to abuse this little cheat.
Caleb Davis
>Boobs Flat
>Satans Lair
>Eggs and Bacon Bay
And all those bottoms...
Kayden Scott
>Isle of the Dead
David Butler
Turns out it's a well-kept cemetary.
Joshua Hernandez
DM laziness scale: planetary
Source of map theft: NASA
Andrew Moore
They compliment my planning and depth of campaign
>each mission/adventure is one page of a few bullet points on a notepad.
>monsters barely have stats, many of which i make up on the spot
>npcs have zero stats, just names
Connor Brooks
Tasmania was the penal colony where they sent the hard cases. The Australia of Australia so to speak