Paladin player meets a dretch, a balor or a arcanoloth >SMITE EVIL, DEUS VULT, SUFFER NOT THE DEMON TO LIVE
Paladin player meets a sexy succubus >G-g-guys, being a paladin is all about redeeming evil! >Yes, her entire job is pretending someone she isn't and corrupting people into evil through sex >But that just means she's close to humans all the time, right? >This just means she should be easily converted! >I just gotta show her what real love is >And I'll have a perfect devoted waifu, who's kinky - but just for me >There is no way this will backfire at me.
Is there ANYTHING more pathetic than waifuing a succubus?