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Dumb Shit Edition What's some plans that had you dumbfounded with how poorly thought-out they were?
The Troll brought a minigun to a kidnapping negotiation and did not bother to hide it. Worse, when negotiations (predictable) broke down he decided that the best way to help the extraction was to remove one whole side of the building via liberal use of said minigun. This also caused all the floors in the 3-story building to collapse because they no longer had sufficient support. The 4 year old girl we were sent to retrieve only survived because the gangers hid her in an archaic safe stuffed full of corp-script so the merchandise wouldn't get damage. Of course the 3-story fall roughed her up a bit and left her horribly traumatised. The high-speed police chase didn't help either. Funny the sort of attention you draw when you use military-grade weapons in a quiet suburban neighbourhood. After that run we made a point of vetting the troll's equipment before each run, with the troll attempting escalating methods to hide explosives, assault cannons, suicide drones, and a briefcase full of duct tape (don't ask). We finally kicked the troll out when he manged to successfully sneak a metric fuckton of combat stims onto a run by replacing all the supplies in our medkits with wonders such as K-10. Without relabeling the syringes. There was no OOC bitterness about all this, it was all roleplayed in-character. The troll remained a contact for a long time afterwards, and was always willing to lend a hand if we helped satisfy his need for ultra-violence. Good times, really.
My old group had a nasty habit of walking up to corp lobbies absolutely plastered and reeking of alcohol so we could pass ourselves off as random assholes wandering around on the street.
Of course my technomancer took SMG rounds in the arm for it and we didn't get in anyways.
Some other party members tried to pass the gnome scientist we were extracting off as our ork decker's small child. While trying to get into a nightclub for the meet, no less, so even if they fell for it it's not like it'd work (cuz who lets kids into a nightclub?).
It didn't work for obvious reasons, but the Johnson just sighed and pulled some strings for us to be let in anyway. The look of exasperation on the GM's face was kind of hilarious.
Jackson Miller
You can post more of this slut.
Samuel Lewis
For some reason my trap alarm is ringing.
Justin Harris
Not a trap, lesbian, someone posted her gallery a while back but I didn't save it.
Basically it's just like 90 images exactly like this, she does not get more naked.
Asher Johnson
I don't think she ever showed ass in that gallery, made me kinda sad.
Adam Roberts
So last night I brought up the idea of a silly shadowrun game centred around a bunch of highschool girls being part of the Shadowrunning Club, with the crux of the campaign being them trying to stop their club from getting shut down by the disapproving faculty members and also the student council. In general terms of structure, I'm thinking of setting it in the JIS for maximum weaboo, with all firearms being F with a heavy boost to their availability (+6/+8 across the board) to emphasize stuff like melee combat and alternative solutions. For chargen itself I was thinking of using Sum-to-Eight, with magic being capped at C priority and no A priority allowed.
The campaign would focus on having the club advisor find them jobs around the school from various teachers/students which will not only net them cash and karma, but support with various groups in the student body. Given that the current student council is focusing relatively heavily on getting the shadowrunning club shut down, student body opinion will matter when student council elections occur later in the year.
As for runs, I've got a few ideas, and I'd love to hear suggestions from you guys. -The district track and field meet is happening, and the head of the track club wants to make sure everything remains "fair" (stop other teams from rigging it, then rig it themselves) so he hires the shadowrunning club to stop other school's efforts while fixing the competition in their favour. -A few nerds have been heavily bullied by CHAD and STACY, and want revenge. Finding a way to humiliate them and destroy their reputation is the objective of this run, and dirt could certainly be found from some other popular girls who wish to become the new queen bee...
Jaxon Murphy
I think she just heavily edits her images or uses excess makeup, leading to a sensation of wrongness similar to that inspired by trap images
