Johnson

5'3" same height as me.

Like 6' tall usually, and kinda fat.

...fuck you user, I can't help this faint desire I have to play a red-headed barbarian woman that was cursed by a butthurt shaman with a dick for the 'sin' of "playing at being a man".

Ooh...Ouch!

Yikes

Meh. Courier 6 and Cass weren't together, she was just looking form a drunk celebration dicking.

Courier 6 would either be balls deep in Sarah Weintraub or Red Lucy at that time.

It honestly has never crossed my mind.

Rolled 15 (1d20)

You are like baby, watch this

I'm an indecisive motherfucker, so I normally just take the average for that race and gender. I think the average height for a male human in D&D is 5'8"-5'10", so that's what I go with. If you're talking dick size, then it, like a gas, expands to fill the volume of its container.

What are you playing boy, a half-giant?

Rolling for penis in inches

Rolled 1, 1, 1 = 3 (3d4)

You are one sorry son of a bitch!

After a masquerade at a noble's house in which we got to design our own costumes, my character getting the Jareth tights has forever made the size "yes".

It doesn't help that he never wears a shirt either.

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Poor user.

I'm more concerned than that info is relevant in your games.

>games
You new around here?

You've never had to work out if your genitals can function as a blunt weapon in unarmed combat?

>faint
Smugloli.jpg

Plebs...There's only one scientific accurate way to randomize penis size.

>pic related

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Rolled 3, 2, 1 = 6 (3d4)

poor user

Rolled 6, 3, 6 = 15 (3d6)

>His backstory isn't that he adventures to compensate for his micropenis.

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>not going on a quest to beat up the fertility god and demand him to give you a better penis

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"Jumbo"

Seriously, learn about LBJ, if you want to be That Guy and/or amazing in a political game

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Rolled 4, 5, 1 = 10 (3d6)

Rolled 6, 3, 1 = 10 (3d6)

Magic dice function, make my mini-me grow!

Rolled 3, 4 + 1 = 8 (2d4 + 1)

Should be 2d4+1 inches for realism. Rolling.

Fucking gorillas on tg telling me I shouldn't be upset while they rustle my jimmies

Would you NTR a gorilla's waifu with your massive human penis?

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Your character is packing a 6 foot long Johnson?

Fuckin 'ell, man.

No. I don't want to deal with justice

An info-morph mech pilot that sidelines as a porn-star. She jokingly calls herself a nympho-morph. So a foot long four inch girth with vibrator, temperature control, etc.

He uses his penis like a yoga sniper

Rolled 2, 1 + 1 = 4 (2d4 + 1)

My next character is going to be a cleric, lets find out how much the gods love him

Did you have to post that picture here?

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He's a grower, r-right?

Rolled 59 (1d100)

If I roll below 50 then yes

Rolled 2, 4, 5 = 11 (3d6)

Rolling

Rolled 6, 4, 6 = 16 (3d6)

Usually between 5'9 to 6'2. Oh wait, we're talking penises

Rolled 2, 2, 4 = 8 (3d6)

Normally average, I guess. Whenever I make elves, normally larger than average.

>scientific
>everyone who tries it is 8 inches or more
Global average is like 5", use the 2d4 you fucking cowards.

Speaking of benis, has there ever been an official size average for each fantasy race? I know it varies from each setting but still.

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>Speaking of benis
/tg in a nutshell

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I have a serious brain problem.

>His backstory isn't that he adventures to compensate for his micropenis.

>Our hero has reached the end of his journey
>But in a way, he is just beginning
>Young man
>You must use what little power you have
>To conquer the world
>And save the princess

youtube.com/watch?v=RHRNVGUi1mM

>using sexy maid marian to protest against sexy lady lizard
user, I...

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Oh shit I'm above average. Finally something in life to be proud of

So many things bother me on that picture

T-Tee Gee does not welcome degeneracy...

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Too many extreme values with 2d4 to represent a "realistic" distribution; I'd suggest 4d2, or 4d2-1 if you want to be slightly less generous.

This is now a "what is the strength of She-Hulk's pelvic floor muscles?" thread

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Rolling for this stat is stupid, it should be done on the point-buy system.

>Half of Marvel's illustration panel in the 70's were made up of ex-erotica illustrators or even currently non-retired erotica illustrators

Marvel fucking knew what they were doing when they invented She-Hulk. There's no denying what their intentions were in the first place.

I do larps that go overnight on both the Friday and Saturday of each event, and it's a fairly promiscuous community I larp in, so despite everything else varying between my characters, the dick size can't be made-up. I'm not nearly dedicated enough to make freaky cock prosthetics or something.

I usually put them at around 6' tall but obviously shorter if they're a Dwarf.

My characters tend to be 5'5'' or so. I guess I just like imagining slightly-shorter guys as being good at fighting.

Large enough that it qualifies as an improvised weapon.

>Join LARP group at my state uni
>Think it's going to be all about sword-fighting and shit
>It's just a not-so-discrete front for people that are into BDSM and kink
>Only 2 hot girls
>Other 5 girls are either married, uggo, or married and uggo
>Only one handsome dude beside me (at very least, I'm not "ugly")
>Rest of the dudes are all John C. Reilly tier
>After every event, they keep asking me to stay for their "after party"

LARPers are all degenerates, 2bh. Nothing held against them, but it seems to be the universal truth. Even when we have events featuring other LARP clubs from other unis, they all seem to be doing some pretty gnarly things under the sheets after hours. Sometimes those married one's kids just run around the camp at night and I'm just wondering what excuse they tell the kids when one of them wanders into a tent and they inevitably get caught doing the nasty in full costume and in leather bondage.

Btw, one of the "hot" girls isn't even that hot, just average. The other one is married.

>former GM used to do WoD LARPs
>owns a riding crop
It checks out

If I touch it will you die?

The fire rises.

It would be extremely painful

You're a fellow of above average proportions.

The curves of probability are matched. I dont follow your complaint.

For you

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I've honestly never given it any thought.

same as in real life - 1 inch long, but six inches wide...

Seems like pissing might be an issue with that setup.

No, but now I have to post this.
>Dare you enter the goblin nest built into the hollow tree in your backyard?

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Jesus christ...

>Human has a porn star moustache
Every
Fucking
Time

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Rolled 6 (1d20)

let's see if he can become an hentai star after retiring from the adventure business

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Big enough.

Reasonable. Gets a nice farmgirl.

This only came up once. In Evil campaign. Specifically Half-Orc cultist of Lamashtu.

>Specifically Half-Orc cultist of Lamashtu.
Was the Mask of the Beast Mother involved in any way?

When I rarely play male characters, they're either Mandingo black dick having GOD or I self insert as a little dicked white boi.

I am a male full body cyborg. I could buy a cyber penis if I wanted but I already have a AI as girlfriend so... I don't need it. Flesh is weak!

It’s like that statue of the cherub...

7 minimum, otherwise it would be unrealistic for my character to not kill himself

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Generally I leave details that aren't central to the character's themes in a quantum wave state to be collapsed at a later date if and when it comes up so.... FUCKIN' HUGE EVERY SINGLE TIME

>the virgin conversation
>the chad confrontation