How would he fare in Old World Of Darkness?

How would he fare in Old World Of Darkness?

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Not unlike Cain. Essentially unbeatable, but doesn't really give a shit for the most part.

Beyond dealing with people who fuck with him, though, Kirby tends to be fairly sympathetic to the plight of people with problems and chooses to help them. He could easily be a significant player in the world if he's that powerful.

Unless you steal his cake. Then God above have mercy on you, for Kirby sure as hell won't. In fact, I could see a bunch of Garou attacking Kirby whilst he's just trying to enjoy something sugary and sweet, and they end up ruining whatever he's about to eat. Because Garou are dicks.

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Replaces archmages in the food chain

>they end up ruining whatever he's about to eat.

>The Garou attack Kirby
>while Kirby is trying to figure out what's going on, his cake gets stomped on

Now here's the question, would Kirby go on a massacre against the ENTIRETY of the Garou, or just the ones that decided to fuck up his cake?

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Does Kirby have some inherent antimagic abilities? If not, lawn chair.

>Does Kirby have some inherent antimagic abilities?
Far as I can tell? No, at least, not like how WoD usually interprets it. Magic can certainly affect him, given beings like Drawcia, Yin-Yarn, and Necrodeus amongst others function, but it doesn't tend to affect him in the RIGHT way, usually getting screwed up in some manner or another. So sure, whilst a Mage COULD hit him with a spell designed to force him out of existence, it probably wouldn't work in the manner that they had personally desired at all.

Given Kirby is effectively an elder god of positive emotion, friendship, and light, I'd say he'd have a pretty major effect on it.

I'm all for playing up the strengths of protagonist video game characters in other settings, but as soon as he tries being anomalous in public, the technocrats are gonna hammer him into oblivion.

Kirby is explicitly described as being infinite, and having infinite power. Most other characters, I could see, but this would be like the Technocrats trying to deal with Azathoth.

They can kill Antediluvians when pressed. Limitless power is only a turn of phrase. OWoD Technocracy is not to be trifled with.

Killing Ravana required, among other things, grabbing the Shadowland's echo of Fat Man and exploding it right in his face. They can't exactly requisition another one of those. I mean, they might be able to pull it off a second time with the ghost of Little Boy, but being slightly less historically significant means that it might not be as potent either. Also a chance Kirby might just eat it.

>Also a chance Kirby might just eat it.
"Crash" is probably one of the last copy abilities you want to unintentionally give him, too.

Knowing his track record, if a mage threw at him a spell to force him out of existence, it would end to allow him to work through the fourth wall or something like that.

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Seriously. With Crash, Kirby goes from potential citybuster, to easily likely to annihilate whole swathes of Earth for miles around if we go with the highest-end interpretations of how that ability functions.

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Considering half the fucking galaxy got decimated by Kirby after his cake got stolen(including a literal elder demon of darkness and hatred), straight up destroying it would probably result in complete species annihilation (unless the Garou gave up and replaced his cake, which they probably wouldn't).

Are WoD mages just orks?

Keep in mind that Kirby is bound to get new abilities if he manages to swallow up a World of Darkness entity, along with the old ones.
One mage acts stupid and next thing you now mage kirby is already flinging spells around.

Also to add this, if Kirby ever finds out about how most Garou view and treat humans (especially given that one of his best friends is a human to boot), and what the Impergium was, and that quite a few of the Garou are very keen on restoring such a thing? I imagine that would piss him off even MORE, combined with the whole wrecking his cake bit.

Kirby's Epic Lawnchair Adventure when?

The real question is which faction would be the first to fall.

Kirby is innately good and sympathetic to others, so no.

Either the Vampire Clans, the Technocracy, or the Garou. Simpl6 for all three being varying degrees of "Utterly Murdeorus Asshole" and "Straight-up Evil".

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Weren't they just magickal nukes? My memory's probably just fuzzy, but a source on the bomb being gathered from the Shadowlands and being an echo of the Fat Man would be appreciated. Though in any event, magick is based around belief, so as long as the Enlightened Scientists they had working on it were sufficiently skilled and the put enough time, manpower, and effort into it they could totally just recreate it. It might be difficult, sure, but not impossible: little is impossible for mages and much less is impossible for the collective of them that controls the world.

Hell, if it was really necessary they could manipulate nations from behind the scenes to create another nuclear attack on the level of Nagasaki. It'd be an extreme measure for sure, but if it's the world at risk (or if the Technocracy believes it's the world at risk) then make no mistake, they'd do it.

Pretty much. Marauders more specifically would be the aptest comparison.

Find an Archmage with Time 9 and trick Kirby into eating him. Kirby becomes pic-related and the crisis is resolved.

Not a lot of Garou are for the Impergium; it's far from a nonexistent view, but most seem to regret it and view it as a mistake, especially most Homids naturally. The Red Talons almost universally support it, but they're uh... the Red Talons. Like, they have a Tribal Camp dedicated to torturing the shit out of random innocent people to "feed" Gaia and purify places of corruption: they're lowkey Wyrm tainted as fuck and the stereotypical Red Talon is about as playable in a normal group as a Ravener in Demon: The Fallen is.

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Kirby is too good natured to literally crack the planet in half like he's shown to be able to do, unless a werewolf or something challenges him to cement block chopping. As such the only possible instant planetary K.O. is off the table, so I'm really not sure. Does he have access to any of his various macguffins?

>Find an Archmage with Time 9 and trick Kirby into eating him. Kirby becomes pic-related and the crisis is resolved.
Fairly certain the Archmage just ends up inside the giant star-filled void that Kirby mistakenly calls his "stomach" for the rest of eternity. Or until Kirby decides to use him as fuel for his Star Spit. Either or.

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Nigger, a Secret Empire of Evil and Repression is going to get fucking annihilated by Kirby

Kirby doesn't gain intelligence from his victims and can't absorb the powers of super-strong beings, only normal enemies or minibosses.

Guy's trapped in the void until he's used as star-fuel.

He already beat one such thing (even if it was focused on profits rather than repression), right down to destroying their multiversally powerful, reality-warping, wish-granting omnicomputer for measure.

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>"and can't absorb the powers of super-strong beings"
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Can you imagine a bunch of vampires trying to deal with Vampire Kirby, which is just him with a little cape, fangs, and a widows peak?

Smash Bros. isn't canon to the Kirby series and you know it, as it indicates that any of the other characters (except Shulk and Bayo I guess) could even stand a chance.

Kriby is really the only thing canon with Smash Bros.

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I was more referring to his interactions with the other characters, especially since those he consumes in SSB are spat back out fully alive, when that literally never happens in the parent series.

Fair enough I guess. Though either way I was mostly memeing: Archmages are extremely rare in the metaplot and anyone who has a Sphere at 9 would almost certainly be a one-of-a-kind oddity within the universe.

They'd probably laugh for a couple minutes or so. Right before he proceeds to tear out their throats and drain them dry one by one.

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No, that was a separate Technocratic nuke that somehow ended up in the Underworld or something. I think there were vampires involved in that too. Antediluvian nukes were probably just your standard Forces/Prime/DSci sort of thing meant for killing gods and shit.

A quick list of all the various entities Kirby has defeated for context:
- A rather powerful king penguin, though he's easily the weakest of all his recurrent enemies, unless possessed, piloting a giant robot, or masked and with a more powerful rocket hammer.
- Another member of his own species, skilled with a blade, always winged, and with a personal army and colossal flying battleship of his own.
- A god/spirit of nightmares that the aforementioned king was desperately trying to sotp from being unsealed.
- A corrupting force that possesses and enslaves entire planets, defeated three entire times.
- A shadowy, corrupting god who forcefully subjugated a mirror realm of Kirby's home planet, Pop Star, and intended to subjugate the real thing, too. Possibly related to Dark Matter, the above corrupting force.
- A clockwork star with the power to grant wishes and alter reality
- A mad jester given ultimate power by the above clockwork star
- A powerful painting witch that turned the entirety of Planet Popstar into a painting under her control that she could freely modify like a god
- Dark Nebula, a Dark Matter entity described as the "ruler of the underworld" ingame. Capable of possessing individuals and significantly strengthening them.
- A pair of magically powered sewing needles that turned Planet Popstar into a world of threads that it could control over like a god. Basically Drawcia 2.
- A god of death that is the only being to ever canonically kill kirby instead of simply putting him to sleep or making him tired. Still he failed.
- A magician who has claimed a magically powerful crown that is purported to have the power to control the universe, at the very least it gave him the power to open portals across reality and become the master of a race of extra-dimensional monsters
- The same crown, having taken control of the magician and become even more powerful, capable of harnessing the power of the void and calling upon souped up versions of Kirby's abilities
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- Another member of Kirby's species with the power to rend the fabric of space-time and apparently destroy entire planets (emphasis on the plural), had to be sealed outside of time and space from being too strong.
- A tyrant queen with significant strength and a minion that can control the minds of others. However, she only becomes truly powerful once she fuses with the extremely powerful dreamstalk, which makes her a god with the potential to endlessly and agonizingly drain the life-force from all residents of Pop Star for all eternity, making her more and more powerful.
- A creature of clay that can possess people and drain the color from entire worlds, using the harvested color to make new planets.
- An extremely powerful super-computer made from a Clockwork Star reminiscent to the one mentioned above, capable of altering reality, granting wishes, opening portals through space-time, and, once it has gone rogue, throw meteors around, unleash laser beams, and potentially destroy all organic life in existence.
- A literal god of destruction and darkness more than suggested to be the origin of multiple of the above entities, with the power to destroy the whole of existence.

Apologies if I missed any, Kirby has to deal with so many of these idiots it gets hard to track.

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It's also worth mentioning that it's implied several times that even the MacGuffins that Kirby uses (the Crystal Shards, the Star Rod, etc.) are only really as strong as Kirby makes them, and that they wouldn't be nearly as effective against their opponents in the hands of someone else.

The robobot armor is the most famous instance of this, but the Crystal Shards are a good example too. The original crystal didn't stand a chance of stopping an incoming Dark Matter invasion, and only a few attacks from Dark Matter itself sends it careening into Planet Pop Star, where it shatters. However, once ere-assembled and powered by Kirby and Ribbon's friendship it is more than enough to destroy the god and progenitor of Dark Matter, Zero, a second time.

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Oh and regarding that last one? The mere followers of that god of darkness and ruin were capable of producing a massive, dark magic infused construct of a base that was as large as one of Popstar's points. To put this into perspective; as Robobot shows, the planet Popstar is much, much, MUCH larger than our Earth (and indeed, most Earths in fictional media). A lone Jambastion is as large as one entire point of Popstar itself. And then, by the end of Star Allies, Kirby and co find out about the -true- base of operations for the cultists sworn to the aforementioned god, the Jambandra. A construct so fucking massive that there are several of the prior mentioned Jambastions just drifting around it, as how planets would orbit stars. And all of this, seemingly produced by a single gaggle of cultists working off the bare dregs of this slumbering demon deity's power.


Yeaaaaaaah, Kirby has faced some utterly ridiculous shit all said.

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NOT AMERICAN KIRBY

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Kirby's response to injustice is always rampaging across the countryside and beating the shit out of the head honcho responsible, so he's definitely still hardcore.

How would a Kirby table top game play? I'd imagine it'd play like D&D only for beginners.

though Kirby always has max charisma.

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>Kirby's response to injustice is always rampaging across the countryside
Correction, his response is to rampage halfway across the entire planet, and potentially even the galaxy until he locates the source of the disturbance, and smites it furiously.

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Could it be...?

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Plus, every time Kirby has been blasted by magic and is crippled somehow, he always finds a workaround. In Epic Yarn, he ate the Metamato before Yin-Yarn captured him, so although Kirby couldn't suck like he normally does, he could transform into whatever he needed and get the job done.

hold on a minute...

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Morpho was Philemon all along!

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Times like these I'm reminded that Kirby is literally an infant eldritch god being.

he's a good guy so it all works out

He's an eldritch god friend.

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I miss Persona 2's mythology.

>Werewolf girlfriend.
>Dick is now a hyper-dimensional object.

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I assume you've come to the wrong thread.