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Discuss the lore and story of the Warcraft franchise and its application in and around traditional games.
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the dream
My dream is to see trolls fucking the new void elves.
Maiev is a sticc and womanlet!
Bully Maiev!
Carry her around and make her feel embarassed!
After all, she can't hate you any more than she does now!
My dream is to forget void elves canonically exist now.
I'm not sure if that DH is a man or woman.
I will make a void elf to be your fangirl, be you alliance or horde, just to annoy you.
It's just highschool-AU Illidan. Note the highschool-AU Malfurion and Tyrande.
>Illidan getting a kiss too.
He'd be too able to get off for 10,000 years if he got a kiss from Tyrande.
>i will eat shit to annoy you with my bad breath!
excellent plan
Looking forward to Warcraft Chronicles 3, but won't be able to pick it up until April.
Very sad though because I've come to the conclusion that Broken Draenei are most likely NOT going to be an allied race because we've already got "Light" Draenei or whatever the fuck they're called.
I'm also maybe casually realizing that there's only going to be 4 allied races per faction on launch or whatever and they're basically done and I severly doubt we'll see any more until year(s) later.
Nah m8, I play warcraft most as tabletop rpg instead of the mmo.
>warcraft most as tabletop rpg
How? Would honestly really like to do a TTG for Warcraft, just never found a proper way to do it.
>why is their water where my summer home used to be?
>the north is half desert half swamp wtf happened
>what are these "elves" everyone is so butthurt can walk in my city now
>you lost our T-Rex god? How the fuck does someone LOSE a T-Rex god?
>what are these Trolls with the hunch and weird skin? You should get better nutrition.
>Alliawatsit and the Borde?
>You lost HOW MUCH territory?!
>forgot pic
Shit.
Just rp it out with your group, or try to mix up some boardgames, test things and rules until you get something you and them feel confortable with.
The state of trolls is the number one reason to be in favour of alien invasions on Azeroth.
Well, that and the obvious stuff.
Futa is a shit-tier fetish. Draenei deserve better.
It ain't a fetish, it's a lifestyle.
>>the north is half desert
Technically, that area was a desert since war with Aqir, as Silithid stripped it of life, though he would likely be confused on why the desert is bigger than how he remember it.
Exactly what shit-tier fetishmongers believe.
I'm not sure the timeline from the founding of Zuldazar to the Troll-Aqir war. He might have been able to witness it, he might have already been dead. It's hard to say.
>The WHAT King? And he promised you THAT much land?
>That was HOW long ago? How long have I been gone?
>TWENTY THOUSAND YEARS!?
Dazar's remains should just be a fossilized skeleton at this point.
Do you think Ner'zhul was evil or just greedy? Maybe both like Gul'dan
On one hand, I am sickened, on the other I'm curious.
Best porn images with Draenei women have them use their tails in creative way instead of futa anyway
Discuss.
Fake.
Ner'zhul did nothing wrong
Please prove.
I got it from some fag on /v/ who's just going "no u" to anybody who says it's fake.
TRP3 extended NPC chat
If is correct, then he actually didn't.
I am impressed though that he has that bling, thought that was slightly later than founding of Zuldazar.
Ner'zhul was stubborn at times, which meant he couldn't set away from once taken road, though by the point he was leading Clans he was more of a broken man, which is symbolized by his meaningful face-paint.
It's not even the right font. Similar, but not right.
>war crimes is one word
>paladin is capitalized
Apply yourself
>seizing of the kingdom of stromgarde
?
Good news: There's plenty of art out there of that.
Bad news: It's all dudes fucking dudes.
Wait. So they already made a bunch of porn out of it, but decided to ignore the fairy girls? Are these people insane? That sounds like lost potential.
Trolls have attracted a worrying amount of Warcraft's gay porn.
Apparently Veeky Forums did a photoshop contest.
I heard there's one where Rokhan kills Danath but no one has posted that, plz do if you have it.
STOP BULLYINF BOBB-I MEAN REGENT LORD THERON
Yes, I've noticed. I still never understood why.
I miss the more realistic body types in Warcraft 1 and 2.
Gays like blacks
That explains /pol/'s cuckold obsession.
WC3's knights made me die a little inside.
They all want to cross dress and fuck blacks
I miss the Warcraft 2 Death Knights as well.
They should've brought back Teron Gorefiend
They did.
Unless you mean bringing him back post BC. (Not counting AU Teron.)
they did. twice.
Still, I remenber when trolls and blood elf gals were a thing, long time ago.
I want him to come back, to put Death back in Death Knight.
Also, his truncheon was never looted or destroyed, so potential is there.
I think part of it was also lorelets
A dude wants to play as a cool monster bro, and his gf wants to play as a pretty elf. Two and two, with no knowledge that an elf actually fucking a troll would turn them into a social pariah, and hey presto.
Quick Veeky Forums favorite wow porn artist go!
Heard you talkin' shit like I wouldn't hear
Put up yer dukes and prepare to fight, Illicuck
Anyone who answers anything but Personalami is wrong
this
Shia :^)
>*Picks you up*
You were saying.
'Cause mama warden 'bout to pound a smart mouthed bitch
That I was.
Make sure to really get up in there.
Personalami
You asked for it.
S-Stop, foul demon!
P-p-put me down!
Fucking perfect ship, I will never get tired of seeing this.
So, why does Maiev have green eyes again?
You could cut the sexual tension with a fucking knife.
One a semiserious note, I remember hearing somewhere that they had to taper Maiev's hips and legs weirdly in her HotS model, because her original proportions made her look way too bulky with the armor.
Canon Maiev still thicc af, art don't lie
There's an enchantment on the helmet that makes them glow green, and she guzzled too much illicum.
It'a actually the helmet. But there's only one instance fucking ever of her not having it on, so naturally people can get confused.
it's fine...
>not having the white male beg for mercy from the progressive elf female
up your blizzard comprehension son
Eh, her hips concave a little weirdly right before where the top of the leg armor would go.
But maybe I'm imagining things.
Still, I think the model looks really clean with the armor. And she's fun af to play.
unironically noname
Only after she fucks his wife.
Honestly, I'm ok with bulky armour. Wardens should have bulky armour.
What would be a good class/profession combo for a female Kul'Tiran character?
Posting superior feet
I agree. But I can see why they'd want to taper it for the model. It would look weird from a top-down view if it were too bulky.
There's a philosophy in top-down model design when constructing female models. You need to accentuate their curves in order to make them visually distinct from the male models, considering they're so small.
And that's one reason why all the HotS ladies are so thicc.
>Insulting best NElf
>Inaulting her by way of goat feet of all things
I wish they'd release a hires version of that full Maiev art. It's its own piece, and you can see the full one in the 2016 UVG.
But I can't for the life of me find it online.
Yes, but that's not a custom model. Sylvanas had red eyes since Warcraft 3, but no model to show it in WoW until much later.
Custom model Maiev has green eyes. Warcraft 3 Maiev has green eyes.
of all the gay, made up relationships between two fictional characters, this one is my favourite.
Custom Maiev and WC3 Maiev were also both in helmets.
Until Blizzard does some official helmet-less art or does a custom model of her face, we won't know for sure.
>One least likely to ever work
>Somehow it's STILL the best
It's really kinda unfair.
I'd addorn these legs in silk purple socks with golden trim and worship those hooves but they are still not feet tho.
Can't go wrong with a hatesex ship
>Both HoTS and HS have more fun with WoW Lore than actual WoW.
>Meanwhile WoW just gets another virtually pointless faction war
It just ain't fair.
I think its because they're two of the angriest characters in the setting, so you just want to see them be happy
Where are you, Tyrande? I need you!
I'm very unhappy by the possibility that the Horde may have to eat itself again.
Faction pride, woohoo...
That's at least part of it.
the other part is their sex would be hot af
But who's angrier, Maiev or Durthu?
I think thats just her in game face m8, not everyone has to look super distinct. I feel like if that wasn't her face they would have given her one.
She obviously wanted Illidan's D.
It's because as they are more tongue in cheek games, they can just be a bit more retarded or creative with variable success.
