Breed with me

Slaanesh has sent me to find you user. Your seed is special, it will give birth to a great Chaos Champion. He will be strong, he will even be able to usurp the God Emperor of mankind.

Will you breed with me user?

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No way fag!

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No thank you, but I appreciate the offer.

We can fuck till the universe collapses if you're up for it, but I ain't breeding.

fuck off m8, do I look like some sort of Tau retard who might fall for that?

Sure.
I would rather have a wholesome white christian wife to breed with, but I'll take what I can get.

>> Fse and Tau fag here
Fuck no I ain’t touching that shit

I’m loyal to my waifu, you inferior 3D piggu!

Sure why not. Nothing else fun happening today anyway

Fpbp

>betraying the holy Emperor
>ever
now here's an incomplet version of Hellfire, but kinda 40k based
It's shit, because I'm incompetent and literally deaf and also drunk, but that never stopped me before

It's not my fault!
I'm not to blame
it is the cultist girl who sent this flame

it's not my fault!
If in His plan
He made the daemons so much
stronger than a man

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I'm sorry, I didn't hear a word you just said because I was zoning out in your breasts. Wanna have sex?

Fuck yeah

You got anything?

I'll bet you say that to all the Commissars.
>BLAM

BY SIGMAR, NO!

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That must have been a good day at work

I hope you enjoy a skull full of bolt shrapnel

As a loyal servant of the Master of Mankind, I will do my duty and purify this tainted creature.
If I cannot exorcise it with faith and ritual, I've always got a boltgun ready.

Is this just some random goth cam whore or does she have a name and is there moar?

The grimoire of true names says its kittymeow666
Try not to fall to Slaanesh tho, that'd be just lame

also, this, forgot about it

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This thread reminds me of that old namefag KeeperOfSecrets. I wonder where the hell he/she went?

no but i'll let you breed me
you're a futa right? Like all the other slaaneshi cultists?

I don't think so warpthot.

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i'd hit that

good luck being raped by demons thathave barbed wire covered penises forever in the warp instead of being at His side for the chaosgotterdammerung

But of course m'lady.

Please allow me but a moment to consume my scientific assistance, and we shall commence the, heh, sex.

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I am inquisitor of ordo xenos....But if I must *Blam*

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With a hammer, I hope?

>flat
>not skinny a stick
>edgy
Holy shit slaanesh you arnt even trying, she probobly has nurgle rot too

With a thunder hammer.

Slaanesh has objectively shit taste
Nothing it has created is even remotely tasteful or sexy
I guess the fucker gets off on our displeasure, fear and PHYSICAL FUCKING PAIN from looking at such vile, horrid fiends just as much as it would from our pleasure, so there's that

Yes, but you will not survive.

Well, yeah. I mean, daemonettes are hideous hags, but you still wanna fuck 'em, because of the magical aura they exude.

No, just with my dick. Foreplay, missionary, cowgirl, finish from behind. The usual stuff.

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faggot

Slam blam thank you ma'am.

YOU SEEK A PACT WITH NORSCAN TRIBES?

>no one has made an edit with Ciaphas Cain and that Slaaneshi cultist/demon that tried to seduce him into giving up his soul

>be psyker in service of Ordo Malleus
>have been trained and equipped to thwart the temptations of Slaanesh and its minions.
*activates Nemesis Cod-piece*
"Do you feel lucky, heretic scum?"

>*activates Nemesis Cod-piece*
You. I like you.

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Take off that stupid necklace, put some fucking clothes on, and clean that shit off your face, then ask me again.