>reads sign in middle of village >"oy fokken kurwa I wish I could read"
Landon Edwards
A surprising number of armies like to run MSU builds in order to mitigate Battleshock or maximise the number of special weapons/squad leaders they can get on the field at once. It's a pretty decent counter to such tactics.
Bentley Perry
>how often do people keep them armies together Are you serious?
>take slann as general >take great rememberer trait to teleport 2 units >try to fish for constellation that gives +1 to charge >mystic shield on bastiladon >>reroll saves through either priest prayer or thunderquake starhost >teleport stegadon and bastiladon to >9" of enemy army >use stegadon skink chief ability to move bastiladon d6" immediately >on anything but a 1 the bastiladon is in range of tide of snakes >usually an easy charge >can even reroll charge through skink prayer >watch him fail to kill the bastiladon while you tie up his whole army and activate the tide of snakes at the start of EVERY combat phase to deal an average of 2 mortal wounds to each unit within 8".
Tide of Snakes is insane against any list
Chase Flores
>look up warhammer on rule 34 >90% of it is lizardmen banging elves How do I feel about this?
Justin Barnes
this sort of thing is terrifying for me early-game before I move stuff out, e.g. my artillery.
You can teleport that thing and release AOE snakes?
Sounds like the Moonclan Shaman spell, which also effects all units in a small area - I typically get 3 units in it.
How do we feel about rules like these where a certain army is outright stronger against another particular army? Seems like a dumb balancing nightmare to me.
>It is unclear if all female skaven are turned into Rat Mothers, or only a given few, be it by accident or deliberate. What happens to these non-Rat Mothers is also unclear, whether they are given military duties, are sequestered from the males, may breed normally, or if they are executed. It is quite possible that all female Skaven are turned into Rat Mothers, unless, perhaps, they are born grey-furred with horns.
> So cloistered away from the rest of their race are they that some do not learn chittering speech, or are proficient in social skills…or so the Skaven believe.
I will cling to those few words of lore and keep hoping, you can't take that away from me
Sebastian Hernandez
Thanks user! This explains why my google-fu couldn't find it.
No user, you want an army of female furries convert you some beastmen.
Logan Parker
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Jace Bell
i don't want an army of that, i just want one nice model
Landon James
God fucking damnit. Ignore the crop, god damn.
Logan Cox
No can do brochacho.
Jonathan Lee
half a model? c'mon work with me
Ryder Morales
There are other examples out there, like how Judicators can reroll hit rolls of 1 against CHAOS, or a Death artifact that gives -1 to hit to all units within 3" unless they have the DEATH keyword.
The Solar Engine feels like it does some significant bonus damage against a hated enemy, but it's not an overwhelming or game-breaking bonus because it raises the average damage of a wildly inconsistent weapon (2d6 weapon on 4+/3+ and with only Rend-1) attached to an expensive 280 point platform. The most damage I have ever done as a Bastiladon was blasting a Neferata off the table on turn 1 and that required rolling double 6s for attacks.
I think its a fine concept and so far has been done right because it is kept in moderation. I wouldnt mind seeing more small interactions like this, for example interactions between Slaneesh vs Elves or Nurgle vs Sylvaneth.
You're not wrong, but you're not entirely right either.
This is a stupid idea, but I unironically love this. Imagine that instead of draccoths and gryphchargers, you could use brood mothers as mounts. That'd be a fun project.
Jose Jackson
a female that can't breed is no more useful than a male, but while a male fights for its life from the moment of birth, training to become labor force if not more, acquiring worth in terms of strength, intellect, wealth and experience, the female is merely catered for in anticipation of it bearing children, its only worth is the food it is given and the children it can spawn, when the children aren't there, its worth can only be as food
sexual satisfaction beyond reproduction is useless as skaven never form familiar bonds and again, when the female can't bear children, it's no more useful than a male
what I'm saying is that skaven are fags, their females either disgustingly bloated mothers or disgustingly bloated cattle. find a single reason for why it shouldn't be this way >inb4 grey fur! horns! either the mutation only happens for males, the god only blesses males or the females are completely indistinguishable from the males, making the possibility in all cases moot.
All I'm hearing is that there's a reverse trap Gray Seer doujin in the making.
Gabriel Morris
>look I made a public relations muppet giggle
let it go already.
Noah Brooks
SAUCE IT NOW
Landon Phillips
>HEY GUYS GW FINALLY LISTENS TO THE FANS! >oh this? nah he's just a public relations faggot, nothing important
Isaac Campbell
>Romania
Do you really think Dracula-Land doesn't have criminal punishments in place for the undead?
Chase Rogers
user, the council of 13 used a spell to turn elves into white furred body guards. It's possible that one would have remained female, you'll never get a model for it though.
Daniel Parker
>It's possible that one would have remained female, you'll never get a model for it though. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Robert Sullivan
>GW is listening to fans >Therefore they're going to create a whole new army based on a very generic concept all because I posted a comment on facebook
Slav think good
Dylan James
>oh this? nah he's just a public relations faggot, nothing important Yeah. It's part of good public relations to make the idiot customers think the company gives a shit about them too.
Justin Sullivan
Well, I know what my next smutfic is going to be about.
Obviously, it's going to involve Clan Pestilens, too
Jonathan Cooper
>Slav think good mmm yes, keep feeding me the stale insult. it's delicious
Lincoln Garcia
>user, the council of 13 used a spell to turn elves into white furred body guards.
Where?
Wyatt Phillips
Personally I don't wanna see it because cosmic fantasy is the worst, but yes more lore, give some structure to the setting. Right now AoS is like a beef stew, a lot of slop, with some meaty chunks but nothing is holding it together.
Brody Barnes
I once had a female skaven blood bowl player with a niggling injury called Rat-Tailer Swift. Every time she missed a game, she was off the pitch giving birth to the future scout prospects for the youth team.
Definitely furries. Footfags are strange but largely harmless.
Jonathan Davis
>Please stop shitting up the thread with politics, memes, and race-baiting I don't even like or play AoS. I just saw this at the top of the catalog and came here to laugh at you all.
I see you haven't actually seen footfags in their natural habitats. The F+ did a great number of episodes on them if you want the cringe. Not even fucking furries are as bad. Pawfags, on the other paw...
I have no idea what these fetishes are... (i'm a man of simpler pleasures).
Here is a WIP of a shield that will go on the wall of our gaming shed, which will be called the Traveller's Sack. We are all building and investing in this sack, it's gunna be great.
Questions for you anons: > what decorations should a D&D + AOS shed have? So far we have wall-mounted shields, fur blankets. > what accessories should it have? I'm in charge of refreshments and drinking stuff, so plan on getting some tankards or something, maybe those leather pint pots they sell at warhammer world.
