Daytrading from jail

Got arrested for pot. They gave me my phone to get a phone number out of. Currently sitting in my sell accumulating FUN. Gonna trade my way out of this mess.

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What fresh LARP hell is this now?

nice autism you got there OP show your man tits

Change your background pic to tentacle hentai with policemen taking part in the fun before giving it back

Don't worry user. The rocket to the moon is still fueling.

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>POT

yeah, okay, you probably got caught jaywalking

Breakfast is here biz. It’s shitty.

Hope you catch the guy who fucked up your life OP

Tits as requested.

>Got arrested for pot

>2017 + 1
>living in a state that doesnt have legal weed

shiggitydiggitydo

fuck buy some bcpt while you're in there man

shill some kcs for referalls and find some airdrops hope you trade your way out of the feds user

it would be an honor of mine to one day use crypto to break out of jail as well

Sitting in your sell huh? Die.

Meanwhile Edgeless got a gambling license. Have fun picking up soap buddy.

What shitty place do you live op? Jesus

The south.

hahahahahah...

nice

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I’d made a typo. Have some jail graffiti.

6/10 meme bro. But look on coinmarketcal, from the 22nd of this month they will have an official permit.

Fucking fruit loops. Savages

kek who need to sell drugs when you can make 1k usd a day trading shitcoins

oh shit OP really is in jail
top kek

Well, try to have a nice day, user.

Got pulled over with less than half a gram which the cop smelled. Put through field sobriety and failed, got blood tested and now i’m sitting here like some sort of autistic crypto Shawshank redemption. Bond is at 1500 which can be made trading. Will probably get probation, but wanted to kick the habit anyway to put more money in the market. Everything is gains, bros.

lol thank god I live in the nordic area and the jails & punishments are like a luxury hotel.

200 pieces of LSD got caught in the border control which would of gotten me 2y jail time, but I got a 2y probotion for being a first timer & young.

Now I'm in crypto and flying like a motherfucker.

Have to admit it tought, I bought LSD with over 20btc at the time from silkroad.

lmaooo

How quick can you trade up that bond?

Do you feel that you failed the test because you were too stoned? Were you a danger on the road?

>Wasting your btc on drugs

What a gainlet

LMAO a license in fucking Curacao...you remember this bit from Narcos right?
youtube.com/watch?v=8u6WVVHoDhk
nothing more legit than that place

Jesus. Thank God I live in a non-autist medical state.

Now that's what I call a sell wall

KEK

godspeed user
also be sure your phone is encypted and with a good password(NOT pin,pattern or other shit) in case they snatch it

You can even have FUN in a jail cell.

Is there anything this shit can’t do?

We’re going to the moon boys.

You live in the south? Theres guaranteed to be trump bros in there. Become friends with them and tell them about cryptocurrency so they too can be rich. America can't be made great again if people down south are living in poverty.

kek
i'm on a 9 month suspended sentence and just sitting at home making mad gains
half way to my first million
godspeed OP

I’m an everyday smoker, and hadn’t smoked in hours, so i didn’t feel impaired at all. Driving with any weed in your system is stupid though, i admit. You can get on the hook for all sorts of crimes if you get in a wreck, your fault or not. Joking aside, this change has been a long time coming bros.

I'm in a halfway house trading and made more than ever in my life while here. Sober and can stay focused

Isn't that how America became great to begin with?

Fucking kek I want to believe

Good luck user you can do it once the guards see your sick gains they'll let you out in no time.

Arrested for pot lmao, let me guess.. land of the free? Hahahabhagah

Greetings from the Netherlands

>doesn't own a car faster than a charger

top kek

Screencap this thread, send it to the devs. We're all gonna make it.

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absolutely disgusting

The food trays look like Oklahoma's

Can I buy one of those toilet/water fountains for my home

Oh my fucking god, this has to be murica

the fuck is this
gravy?

>implying it matters

you ain’t outrunnin the radio

Don't tell the guards they will tell inmates and you'll become a target

leftover juice from peaches or something

eh. you can get away sometimes

OP if you got any loops left, can you spell out F for FUN?

lmfao this is too good.

How long can you keep your phone?

shit guys we got a real thug lyf gangsta round up in here
don't hurt me man

solid 10/10 thread and OP isnt a faggot

i predict $FUN to valuate around $10 by Q3 2019

At the time I was 18yrs old and it was a good deal to buy lsd with 4,5€ a piece and sell it with 20€ a piece here.

What the fuck is this

>Not making bail from trading POT as a big middle finger to the cops

Not gonna make it

'Murica!

2018 getting arrested for pot.

You must be a filthy nigger.

Outrunning weed offenses.

It's like asking to get shot.

MURRICAH FYUCK YAH

I am in the great state of TN. They moved me to another cell. Gave me a blanket. Still have no idea how much FUN it is in here.

Correct.

he is in jail? wtf do you expect chief Ramsey quality breakfast?

Op is a god amongst mortals.
he's not you mongrel,check the titty pic

What year was that

How about radio, do you own a car faster than radio you absolute complete fucking moron?

OP post ETH address i'll send you the 1500 this is god tier.

bumperino
op don't forsake us

0x860fb1eda17d350873239e8c67dc4fe2d4171e60

Bless you if serious. Here are my new digs.

What are you gonna do when the battery runs out?

OPs black bull cellmate just awoke...

he will be busy for a while...

Yeah OP post your ETH address. I'll help as well. This shit is EPIC.

PLOT TWIST.....

OP is a Guard and has access to all of this...

oh fuck you. fuck. I was just about to send... damnit you got me second guessing.

Potcoin?

New cell has shit service REEEEEEEEEE

God speed, user.

LOL

WTF

Nah a CO or other on-duty personnel wearing asweater/jumper whatever the fuck that is?don't think so,most likely op is legit.

As long as you are in jail, go lift.

good point, mission is a go. OP incoming money.

put me in the screen shot

>OP get thrown into jail
>quickly accumulates as much FUN as possible
>gets sentenced to 1 year in prison
>released
>now a billionaire
You da real baller.

>2025
>Go to jail
>Find out all inmates trade XMR
>Tfw suddenly kingpin and can buy all the guards and big buff dudes for 0.04 XMR

I sent you my gains for the day so far I'll get you the rest from my gainz today. Godspeed user

Hop on the train bro, we’ll get you out of here.

Recommend some good shitcoins for long-term investment. I feel like OP won't be able to trade in next 1-2 years.

It was 2014

Holy shit put me in the screenshot

he's got my ETH addy now, maybe billionaire weed con will return the favor ;)

I'm a man of my word, Money inbound on OP.

Lmao how do you have a cell phone in jail

If you’re in a state that throws you in jail for the devils lettuce you would think they would be more strict

Can’t falsify your claim, but i am not guard. Don’t feel pressured to send me a thing, boys. You didn’t get rich by giving out handouts. If you want to, that’s nice as hell, but this is a FUN thread at its heart and i am having FUN either way.

They just had me out with some of the others. Left my phone in cell so no pics. They could smell my gains.

already inbound OP, coinbase is slow today you'll see it.

fucking kek good luck user get dat fun and get out