Behold! Your New Emperor!
The Emperor of the Empire!
Mason Diaz
Jaxon Evans
Well, that was a lovely thread. Let's do this again sometime.
Noah Jones
I'm for it. What's your first decree Emperor Carl?
James Fisher
Each soldier of the Empire gets a free mug of beer every Tuesday.
Isaiah Clark
...allright, now any Reasonable decrees Emperor Carl?
Matthew Butler
...Well, um...
There shall be a 5% tax on Turnip Imports to keep those smelly Bretonnians from flooding the markets.
Brayden Morgan
Let's make it interesting. Assign Simpson's characters to their role in 40K.
Hunter Martin
SUMMON THE ELECTOR LENNYS
Brayden Johnson
>40K
Joshua Evans
I, for one, welcome our new overlord
Josiah Morris
Ah, I didn't see the "Empire". Carry on!
Hunter Evans
Yeah, uh, thats great and all Carl but I think your first decree was waaay better.
Sigmar is totally behind free Beer!
Nolan Gonzalez
Eeeexcellent. The Empire has never been more ripe for the taking!
Lincoln Watson
forgot pic
Ian Gomez
*raises mug* To alcohol! The cause of - and solution to - all of life's problems!
Joshua Phillips
Blame grimey
Benjamin Diaz
Did they ever give a Carl a personality? Lenny always seems to be skewed levels of thing to remain calm and panic on.
Ethan Hughes
He's a Buddhist.
That's all I know.
Jose Jenkins
>Carl often serves as a taciturn straight man to Homer and company, probably because of his harsh opinions of others. On one occasion, he makes everyone in Moe's Tavern cry and then turns to the camera, explaining: "See, this is why I don't talk much."
Alexander Thompson
Worst thread ever, I shall write this down in the Book of Grudges.
Lucas Price
Take a hike, Carl. I´m running things now.
Robert Morales
What does Shelbyville represent? Chaos wastes or is it other locations?
Jack Price
Shellbyville is Warmahordes.
Jason Bennett
Oh ye gods
Aiden Phillips
>But what if I were to take this Tzeentchian cult and disguise it as an Imperial one? Ah-ha, delightfully devilish, Seymour.
Thomas Reed
Why are feathers coming out of your book Seymour?
Asher Parker
Oh those are not feathers, these are just quills for the book of saints we'll be writing., hmm book of saints.
Jaxon Rogers
D'ohohoho, NO, I said Book of Taint! That's what I call a Book of Saints.
Grayson Walker
I for one welcome our new Emperor, and would like to remind him that as a trusted Town Cryer I can be helpful in rounding up others to serve in the Free Companies!
Parker Fisher
You call a book of saints the book of taints?
Dylan King
M'yes, it's ahh, a regional dialect.
>Uhuh, uh what region?
D'uhhh, Upstate Ostermark?
>Really... well I'm from Zeisholz, and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "Book of Taint".
Oh not in Zeisholz, no, it's a *Bechafen* expression.
Charles Watson
stupid /pol/ tier thread made to entertain stupid /pol/ tier people
Brody Martin
I don't follow.
Aaron Wilson
>not getting Carl Franz
Can you fucking not?
Angel Hill
Can someone Photoshop Malacador-Larry?
Zachary Roberts
We need a "the space marine legions by the simpsons" image but about the empire.
Wrong empire fram.
Noah Edwards
Fucking hell I mean Lenny
Liam Perez
I only got it after you mentioned it
I get stupid, but where do you get /pol/ from?
Colton James
This is the image I was after with , thanks senpai. Wish there was less post-90s Simpsons in it tho.
Jason Ross
it makes me sad that someone put this much effort into this.
Austin Johnson
>thinking DA are remembered for anything other than being totally gay
everything else is pretty spot on