sum up last session in 1 (one) file
Sum up last session in 1 (one) file
Jackson Ramirez
Wyatt Young
Anthony Rivera
Last session, we learned of one of our antagonists motivations.
Jason Collins
Adam Anderson
Sebastian Wood
Chase Sanchez
Kevin Perez
A sexy NPC goblin bat lady was tempting you the whole session?
Julian Anderson
So, it turns out a sniper rifle that can shoot through virtually any obstacles, aimed by a psychic who can track a person with great precision across basically any distance, makes it really hard for the bad guys to have a hidden base to regroup and plan at.
Adam Butler
Christopher Baker
Aiden Rogers
Andrew Jackson
Henry Jackson
Kayden Foster
When the main badguy is an npc party member manipulating this whole time
Asher Powell
Camden Carter
erp with gf over skype text chat
bad idea, left me with a massively unsatisfying boner that I couldn't attend to due to being busy typing.
Noah Reyes
John Wood
Mason Harris
Brandon Fisher
Found the image I think
Ryan Adams
Does it count if we made the image ourselves?
We killed our first dragon last session
Dylan Hall
Gavin Carter
Nolan Hill
That might work better if you didn't have to use Titanium twice. Sadly there is no T, St, or Ut.
Ayden Scott
Why are humans like this?
Kevin Moore
Well, mostly they're too dumb to notice what they're grabbing onto before it's too
Oh you meant the person who put them there? I dunno lol.
Connor White
Jeremiah Reed
Evan Walker
I think I get what's happening in the image, but not the joke.
Michael Rodriguez
Our ship hit a rock in the middle of the night. I went below to try and stop it sinking while not drowning while the other fast thinking PC's grabbed their personal belongings and 2-3 of the 25ish crew and took the only life boat to shore.
Matthew Richardson
Jaxon Flores
Actually, this fits perfectly.
Jaxson Perez
Jaxon Wilson
Nathaniel Ward
What crazy system is this? Sounds so powergamey
Connor Butler
Maybe they don't want screaming and annoying kids near where they live?
Luis Hughes
>i don't like [Blank] so i must maim/seriously injure them.
Robert Powell
It's the only method that would work. For some inexplicable reason, people like kids and want to bring them everwhere where they annoy the most amount of people, like public transportation.
I look at the picture above and I see acts of a person who had no other choice.
Justin Campbell
Or a sociopath.
Feels like the type of guy who would give out actual razor apples to trick or treating children.
Elijah Fisher
>For some inexplicable reason, people like kids
basic human instinct. it's not that hard to understand that people want to raise a child with their significant other.
>bring them everwhere where they annoy the most amount of people, like public transportation.
because they have to take care of the god damned kid. leaving the fucker alone in the house is actual child abuse.
>acts of a person who had no other choice
if the sounds of children playing in the park is enough to make you consider child murder then you need to seek help.
David Kelly
""""Gf""""
Brayden Mitchell
get help.
Angel Brown
>For some inexplicable reason, people like kids
Hoooooooooooooo am I glad 95% of this site is unable to breed. You keep ridin' that edge, pudgy.
Christian Green
>Feels like the type of guy who would give out actual razor apples to trick or treating children.
High chance of getting caught, though. Bad Idea.
>basic human instinct. it's not that hard to understand that people want to raise a child with their significant other.
Selfishness of people is not anything new, true. That, or they enjoy spreading misery. Who the fuck enjoys a screaming kid in a bus when you're just trying to get to work to put food on the table? It should be illegal to bring children outside until they learn how to shut up.
>because they have to take care of the god damned kid. leaving the fucker alone in the house is actual child abuse.
Laws are biased, arbitrary, and riddled with double standards. This isn't anything new either.
>if the sounds of children playing in the park is enough to make you consider child murder then you need to seek help.
Luckily, my apartment is high enough and has good soundproofing, so I don't have to deal with them. I was putting myself in the person's shoes who glued razors to the bars.
Gavin Wilson
Veeky Forums is an 18+ board
Julian Powell
when you are playing Black crusade seeing just one of these guys is a "pants to be darkened" moment, GM threw 2 at us with IG support.
William Butler
>>Hoooooooooooooo am I glad 95% of this site is unable to breed.
If only 95% of the planet would be similarly unable to breed. But what can you do when people are retarded rabbits? Glueing razors to objects is nowhere near enough.
Europeans were getting the idea and stopped breeding, but then in their great retardation they decided to import millions of shitskins who again breed like rats. Human idiocy never ceases to amaze.
Cooper Williams
My players have realized this is the start of the finale of the 6 year game we've been playing, and they also just realized I have handed them the equivalent of a shaky debug menu with all the event flags listed.
Jaxson Fisher
ok, i'm not adressing your other edgy points.
>Laws are biased, arbitrary, and riddled with double standards. This isn't anything new either.
let's see this from a moral standpoint rather than a law based one. say you leave a kid alone, scared and not cared for in a house. The kid might get injured and no one can help them, they might get hungry but their mother wont hear them. if they have to take public transport then it's likely they don't have car, so it's unreasonable to believe they would be able to take them to a daycare without using public transport.
Isaac Sanchez
Hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo am I glad YOU ain't gonna breed either, babyboy.
Keep ragin' bout them browns from the safety of your bed, chunklord. You're winnin'!
Robert Jenkins
>let's see this from a moral standpoint rather than a law based one. say you leave a kid alone, scared and not cared for in a house. The kid might get injured and no one can help them, they might get hungry but their mother wont hear them. if they have to take public transport then it's likely they don't have car, so it's unreasonable to believe they would be able to take them to a daycare without using public transport.
They can hire a babysitter if they're worried for the kid's safety.
Adrian Jenkins
that's true, but that's not the only reason someone would take their kid to public transport.
Jacob Johnson
>VTM
Dylan Powell
>I'll rape you because you asked nicely
Wait, what?
Cooper Hernandez
Good job, user.
Lucas Jones
I'd bitch about low-test edgy trolling, but it's working. I guess if it's stupid and it works it's not stupid.
Oliver Hughes
Mason Johnson
And then the baby sitter takes them on public transport, to take them to the park, where the little shit will slice his hands open on some razors that some schmuck glued to his monkeybars. After he screams at you on the bus, of course.
Samuel Ortiz
>WHY ARE THEY ALL DYING
Gabriel Watson
Anthony Hughes
not this session, but next session involves the PCs assaulting a dungeon-tavern used by a large evil cult.
Brandon Martin
A PC death happened during the session and after some scheming on our part to save him we decided to end the session a little early, to allow for planing on the part of the DM and the player getting a new character.
While the image manages to sum up my reaction to the anticlimactic death of the only man in the party capable of bringing back a dead character, after he exclaimed in the previous session rather prophetically that there no risk of anyone dying as long as it wasn't him, it also sums up what happened next.
Since we ended the session early we hung out and talked about stuff, at first philosophy but that turned into a discussion on religious beliefs.
We've all be friends for years now and this conversation was not difficult to have we realized that there are a lot of different beliefs present at our table.
The picture sums up our collective faces when the player who's character had died announced that he was a young earth creationist, Adam and Eve, Noah's flood, 7 days, all that stuff.
None of us could believe it, most of us are some kind of Christian but this guy actually takes everything in the bible literally, I for one never thought I would meet one turns out i'v been friends with one for years.
Brody Perez
People are not impressed by you; people are laughing at you.
Angel Walker
Whats this from?
Jaxon Clark
The Fall, a 2006 film. It's okay. Really depressing.
Logan Diaz
But at least you get some satisfaction from seeing the little shit cut up.
Gabriel Turner
You just gave me an amazing idea and also they should totally join the party, become insanely popular, and then end it in fire and violence when they least expect.
Matthew Torres
Also ridiculously pretty
Liam Cruz
well the evil cult already sent a small army of assassins into to town to try and stop the players and failed.
The tavern has 90+ foes in it, plus 1 allied npc
if the party doesn't make good use of area effect spells, barrier spells, and overall good targeting decisions they'll get their asses kicked.
Put together a playlist just for the battle.
>first song: youtube.com
Logan Lee
Jesus Christ, you sound more autistic then I am and I got diagnosed by multiple doctors with Asperger's syndrome.
Connor Barnes
Nice. Use some Hotline too. Next week my players are raiding the offices of an MC&D expy, at the culmination of this enormous religious event, and the entire deal is set up like a Hotline Miami level. Maybe they'll go social to kill their 100, or maybe they'll just room to room with a sword n' shotgun.
Jaxon Harris
>giant ridiculous bar fight
Cool. If you haven't already, maybe consider throwing Sweet's Ballroom Blitz in there.
Alexander Hall
Hate to newfag but
What is that from?
James Smith
Robot Girls Z
Jason Richardson
>Playing Kingdom Death: Monster
>Friend literally tears off giant lions balls
>Lion gets +1 to strength an proceeds to kill three characters
Good game
Landon Gonzalez
Brandon Jenkins
Robert Thomas
Jason Cox
Ryder Lee
Lucas Davis
John Lewis
>Human idiocy never ceases to amaze
Just wait till you're over 18 and try to interact with the real world.
Brandon Hernandez
The healer tried to kill his Fiance's character in the middle of a battle for reasons we don't know. We finished the battle then ended the session.
Michael Green
:(
Luis Butler
I seriously can't be arsed to find it, but Neil Cicierega under the Lemon Demon name had an animated music video about falling and falling and falling.
Pretty appropriate given last session was half the airship we chartered going down like a hooker paid a bag of holding full of platinum.
Christian Richardson
ez
Henry Allen
You're amazing me right now
Jayden Russell
Michael Diaz
>everyone look at me, I'm being an edgy 13-year-old on an anonymous imageboard!
Have another (You).
Benjamin Sanders
I introduced a couple of friends to roleplaying and they turned out to be fucking amazing at it.
Owen Nguyen
That's the one, thanks my dude
Cameron Brooks
yea this was my session too
Owen Rivera
I don't think I have an image in my collection that adequately portrays the despair and existential crisis that my Kenku Hexblade is going through now that he's discovered his powers do not come from his Goddess, like he thought. The person he thought was his Goddess, the person that he swore to serve as a knight and the source of all his powers, is actually Queen Mab.
Levi Green
mental illness~~
Nolan Butler
Luis Thompson
Samuel Murphy
did you die, tho?
Leo Baker
In his defense, anyone probably would if they tried playing devils advocate for people who put razors on monkey bars. That's just too fucked a proposition to come out of without coming off like a stunted individual yourself.
Noah Moore
are you using ed to compose Skype messages lol?