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When I see small cYOas posted on other boards, all i can think is how much they would love the ones here

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I will remake the world as I see fit.
And also I'm gonna fuck the shit out of a gender-swapped Pele.

Lazy Vampire GF
Hey, if she bites me and makes me a vampire too, we'll have a lot less to worry about monetarily so we could happily spend it all almost on snacks, weed, and vidya.
Sounds comfy to me.

oni gf

Go-Getter Oni GF. There can be only one lazy in the relationship.

Vampire GF is objectively better because she can offer you immortality.

She'd dump your ass so fast.

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not if you do the home chores

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Not just her, too.

Hmm. All right then. She doesn't seem the type to cuck either, so i wish thee well.
But still tho

Vampire thanks

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raise hand

I sneak up behind her and pour holy water onto her.

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it's sad that there isn't a dragonball cyoa

>tell her that while I love her, she shouldn't try to change my hobbies
>tell her that I sympathize with her sentiment that she wants me all to herself but if she touched a hair on my mother, sister or friend I'd waterboard her for months with holy water.
>inform her that in the current housing market, a white picket fence house is a near impossibility for anyone who cares about upward mobility and stability
>inform her that in this economical climate one person holding a starting level job being able to support two people is about as possible as hell freezing over.
>regularly show her gfd porn
ez

checkem

>off by one
baka baka

Portal
Common Magic + The World of Tomorrow
Comfy + Perfume of Eroticism
Humans + Fantasy Races + Aliens + Droids + Lewd Races

The "world/universe" is a magi-tech computer that makes matrioshka brains look cute. It is for all intents and purposes heaven. Benevolent AIs that surpass the imaginations of what we call God reside here; even though you have no body and live as software, the magic preserves your soul and you are no mere copy, if you are concerned of such things when being digitized.

It is the final resting place for those weary of this world, and no government or power on Earth can stop every individual who has lived, lives, and ever could have lived from the choice of entering Paradise.

Still an enormous net positive.

>inform her that in the current housing market, a white picket fence house is a near impossibility for anyone who cares about upward mobility and stability
What hellhole do you live in?

>What hellhole do you live in?

Probably any major city, though considering you can't have friends and family and most electronics, no reason you can't telecommute for Hell work and live in a rural area where land is cheap.

>my city used to be major but deindustrialization happened
>but you can get waterfront property on a major river for cheap
>but you'll be exposed to toxic waste, radioactive waste and an asshole that doesn't cap his factory's emissions

>Not going personally to the factory and curbstomping the asshole who is ruining the river and your health
I pity you

>not firebombing the factory and framing your local minority groups with some well placed ethnic food items

Asshole probably owns the private prisons that he'll use to squeeze every last drop of blood out of you while you work your fingers raw. Hell, he probably has the lawyer team to soundly convict you of bank robbery.

Then you commit murder and use him to feed the fish

>spends all her money on drugs

Oni it is then

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You guys are funny, he's under indictment. Funny story, I know the guy that called him and said "If you don't fix this, two years from now you'll be in jail" low and behold.
>the asshole who is ruining the river and your health
A drop in the bucket my dude, though at least the air smells better now.

Oh so it now stopped ruining the river? Nice

His factory never ruined the river, just the air.
It's the land that's fucked, ever hear of Love Canal? Also rods for the Manhattan project were machined nearby, the waste was dumped in a nearby landfill which is still hot, and not far from my old school.

Whatever he ruined something

True, and now he's fucked. All because he was an asshole.

Already dating the vamp.
This cyoa doesn't list all of the emotional baggage that made her that way.

nice

I like this this is a good gallery

Self-improvement build:
Virtuous Strength
Thas Rite
The Last Divinity

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A bit to the northwest of me, there's a lovely underground landfill fire that's been burning for 40+ years. The catch is that some asshole decided it would be a fun idea to bury nuclear waste right next to there.

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should a small pocket dimension inventory space thing be limited by weight or size? like 500 pounds or 500 square feet? disregard the numbers just an example.

size, or maybe mass?

Weight/mass

Depends on the flavor of the power, but space is a far more intuitive limit.

This one's pretty good

Also "My job is Dimension Explorer" Starter Pack:
-Artistic Filter
-Interdimensional Subway
-Just in Time
>Go to cool dimension
>Take Cool Pictures
>???
>Profit

>Theme Songs
>Digital Ghosts
>Robotic Revolution

>Program the robot to internally work like a video game that can only be played by me or through technicality the ghost. With activatable speakers.
>Ghost now has a usable body, and has the power of MUSIC whenever I'm directly interfacing with her.
>Obligatory turning the whole world into a JRPG also ensues.

I may or may not have cheesed this a bit. Pretty good art gallery.

vampire

>misaka
perfect

Digital Citizen
Prying Eyes
Howling Winds Castle

>Program:
Cure Mortality
>Augments:
-10 Cosmetic Refinement
-100 Knowledge Implant x5 (Math, Physics, Chemistry, Biology, Psychology)
-30 Digestive Efficiency
-40 Endocrine Alteration
-50 Smart Metabolism
-70 Metacognition
-700 Omega Psi
>Mentor:
Elspeth
>Ally:
Yawgmoth
>Rival:
Samael
>Domain:
God of Peace
>Legend:
The Faithful Empire

Peace means a lot of things to a lot of people.
To me it means 90% comfy, 10% revelry.
I'm gonna teach people how to chill the fuck out and have a little fun.

Don't fuck the girl version of a famous soccer player user.

0/10 needs more revelry

Does anyone have the name of the artist for Marco.
I swear I had a file full of their art but can't remember the name, and my folders are a clusterfuck.

I wish to live a comfy life, but wouldn't mind if humanity could advance to space travel.

That said, I'd like to accrue some power by learning from Elspeth. With my Metacognition and enhanced potential, perhaps I could even surpass her, power-wise. At which point, I'd ask to take on the mantle of God of Laziness or something.

Path: Cure Mortality

Augments (1000)
-70 Metacognition
-700 Omega Psi
-230 Spare Years +23% Potential

Mentor: Elspeth
Ally: Yawgmoth
Rival: Verdandi

Domain: Cupbearer
Legend: The Apostate

Give the oni some boobies and I'm in. "I just want to cuddle and do nothing lol xD" is cancer. Go achieve things.

I meant my Rival is Marco.

I choose the vampire we can be trash together

Also, my bad. Once my power surpasses Elspeth, I would like to leave her service and become the God known as Santa Claus. I would use my Psi powers to see which children have been good or bad and Genesis to make toys or coal for them.

Can't you be santa in the pantheon?

Never posted this during the week or day. Also fixed Kai's name missing.

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>lightning is the opposite of ice
waht

6/8

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7/8

It's the JRPG eight-wheel, most of my early fantasy was final fantasy. Fluffed it as ice being about slowing things down an carefully controlling things while lightning is high-energy, way of least resistance to your goal.

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I wanna master my Omega Psi powers first, which is why I'd be willing to start off as a Cupbearer. Once I do, I can use those powers to be Santa.

8/8

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Why in the world not?

Would there be a point in taking Angelic Transcend and the four Psi instead of Omega Psi, other then the fact you can look like a weird angelgod thing.

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I dunno man i mean what is the point of becoming a multi-dimensional entity?

I'm unsure if I should do a short/warm-up cyoa or not. Basically one that's small enough that I can do it over the next week or so.
I'm thinking either
>Something about slutty elves
because I want to write with an over-the-top narrator that makes assumptions about how slutty elves are (think like in Loving Father or in Waifu Hatred. I just don't know what to really do with it.

Or

>Something about buying slave (waifus)
and then also doing stuff with them, basically Slavemaster but it starts out with waifus.
yeah.

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>Loving Father
sorry for degenerate posting own cyoas

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If vamp can sire me I'll be the go getter executive she needs to provide for her.
If she doesn't, I'm going for the oni.

why not merge the two ideas together?

Path: Cure Mortality

Augments: Nanoswarm, Omega Psi

Mentor: Mortati
Ally: Belkh
Rival: Nike

Domain: Death
Legend: The New World


I am Thanatos. I am not merely the God of Death. I am the Cloth of the Land. I am every person who has died in my arms. I am the afterlife itself.
The newly dead are drawn into my being, their minds and memories recorded forever in the Halls of Hades.
Some would say I eat them. Those people play games of semantics.

In my early years, Mortati was instrumental in the development of my abilities. Without his aid, I might never have unlocked my current power.
Belkh was the architect of the Halls of Hades.
If I choose to manifest myself 'ere the battle is joined, warring mortals may be dissuaded from partaking. Nike would prefer I did not do this.

I dunno man I just wanna look the part of a god and achieve a greater understanding of all reality.
The downside being Omega Psi fuckers could probably just smash your shit in if you step out of line.

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That sounds like extremely unlikely for many reasons
>Dude needs Omega psi
>Dude needs to achieve genesis
>Dude needs to manage to obliterate all your dimensions

>I'm unsure if I should do a short/warm-up cyoa or not. Basically one that's small enough that I can do it over the next week or so.
If you feel like you have something to gain from it (e.g. experience in CYOA-making), then go right ahead.
No particular preference on either of the two ideas (or the combination as suggested) - at least when presented in as abstract a manner as you did - but you seem to have a better idea for the latter, so maybe try that (or the aforementioned combination).

First one sounds a bit easier, as once you get a narrator like that its generally easier to keep finding things to write.

Buying slutty elf slaves?
originally my thought with elves was living in an elf city in the forest, now I'm leaning more towards urban-fantasy. (elves integrated into society and you think they're all slutty)

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Alright, here you convinced me in favor of elves. Before I wanted slaves, now I'm fine with urban elves.

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>Buying slutty elf slaves?
>(elves integrated into society and you think they're all slutty)
Buying elf slaves that the seller advertises as slutty, rather than painting it as your opinion on the subject?

I do think writing an over-the-top narrator is fun, I'm just not sure what exactly to do.
It could rip off the waifu part from Waifu Hatred, and how it's presented, that'd be easy. I.e. your neighbor Elfina who keeps dancing naked in front of the window pointing towards your house, or the "old" elf that asks you to sit with her then offers you to lay your head in her lap.
coolios

>Urban-Fantasy
I sleep

So the narrator would be the merchant? That would be a good "excuse", and avoids ripping off Waifu Hatred. Not that I think "painting is at your opinion" is necessarily bad.

Waifu picking art genie CYOA when?