Warhammer 40,000 General /40kg/

Your waifu is shit edition

>Choppy Necrons
warhammer-community.com/2018/03/21/preview-the-novokh-dynasty-flayed-ones-and-canoptek-wraithsgw-homepage-post-2/

>WHTV Tip of the Day:
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>FAQs:
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>Megas:
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>Old Black Library Mega:
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>Mathhammer:
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10t6_FO9mTaG8FHY4B7v6hOQgwc3gXxUiIOrMYt16I6M/edit

>Tau Codex:
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PDF
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strawpoll.me/15334926
kikebook.com/WarhammerTVteam/
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First for LEND ME YOUR ENERGY.

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How would she fare in 40k anons?

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Second for Russ

Orkz

rev up those shitposts

friend you're... dreaming too much. im sorry.

YOU HAVE MY SWORD!

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first for not being first

It was the fun, fluffy rules that broke the camels, back, right?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>We can now reveal who the Mechanicus are up against in this new thing!
>It's the SAME FUCKING GUYS THEY'VE BEEN UP AGAINST A TON RECENTLY

Why did they bother making a post about that? Wasn't it painfully obvious already?

unfortunately it was literally all of them. the camel didn't even bother to show up.

Aspect warriors would be nice

Ganbatte Goku-san
\(;_;)/

Well respected member of the ecclesiarchy slash burgeoning sororitas of a non-combat group.

No

Who is it?

Why the phuck did my picture post sideways?
PC-poster here

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Take it! Take all my energy for big celestine tits, right in my face!

TAKE IT! TAKE ALL OF MY EVERYTHING!

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you took it on a phone, it has a flag to tell you which way the phone was oriented so the pc can correct it, but that doesnt work on Veeky Forums

open it up, rotate it one way, close it, open it back up then rotate it normally

probably buttraped by slaaneshi demon

\(ยด-`)/

would a space marine daemon host make sense?

I just started collecting Orks.

What am I in for?

We wish for a... cultural exchange.

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fuck off Lorgar

Orkz

I'm sorry goku it's not enough.

do you think it will be plastic sisters with sisters of silence being a part of their codex? how would you feel about this?

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How are you going to fluff it? And what is going to make it different from a possessed marine?

Happiness until the codex drops, then if the past 4 editions were anything to go by, despair only alleviated by scratchbuilding grot tanks.
They're so cute.

Some sort of... chaos... space marine....?

Tried it, didn't work.
Lets see if photoshit can fix this mess.

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MY ALMONDS ARE ACTIVATED!!!

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Good

incubi look cool in art. the model could be a lot better

Soon.

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youtube.com/watch?v=0R9k0yl8Atk

TAKE IT ALL CELESTINE-SAMA! ONE HOUR TO GO!

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IT'S UP EARLY GO GO GO
warhammer-community.com/2018/03/21/new-adepta-sororitas-revealed-codex-adeptus-ministorum

Don't have to click that to know you're never gonna give me up or hurt me.

Shrine world constantly battling chaos. Brothers that have fallen to daemons are amputated, strung up on a cross, in the hope that their chaotic energies can be against the enemy and still serve the chapter
would that make any sense? is it too heretical? is it something an ORDO MALLEUS inquisitor would definitely blam for? because I have one who works closely with the chapter to monitor corruption

docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10t6_FO9mTaG8FHY4B7v6hOQgwc3gXxUiIOrMYt16I6M/edit#gid=1758576052

Hey, everyone. T'au chart is complete! Mathhammer wise they look quite decent, with some surprising revelations (spoiler: Riptides still aren't that great, and Kroot apparently are?). Enjoy!

Durability chart is still underway, but I can't promise speed since I'm kinda busy with IRL stuff. After that it's Thousand Birbs and possibly Necrons when they come out. And the graph-making tool (for probability distributions) is still up, so if y'all got any requests, just say the word. Happy playing!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>Codex - Kroot Mercenaries
>Not Codex - Tau Auxiliaries
C'mon son

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\(o.o)/

RAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

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Take it my friend

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HOLY SHIT THEY'RE SQUATTING SISTERS

Hey guys, I'm at the event. Its nothing exciting to be honest.

Some new campaign with a ruleset, another knight kit in addition to the knightlet and the sea elves, which are pretty damn cool.

For future, if you've put a phonepic onto PC:
>open in MSPaint or eq
>ctrl+a
>ctrl+x
>ctrl+n
>ctrl+v
>ctrl+s
e z

Nice unit btw. That front one still a wip? Eyes very messy

>SQUATTING SISTERS

RIGHT ON MY FACE!

Tesla Immortals vs GEKs.
>With and without MWBD
>With and without The Mephrit strat that makes 6's generate additional hit rolls for more tesla.
>Woth and without the 12'' -1AP.

can you make a chart where all 3 buffs are consolidated? :O

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In the darkest hour

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Wow user, i thought you were full of shit but it was actually up for like a second before they took it down.
They actually looked good, like normal just more detailed. Don't know if I liked the bolter size tho.

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stop you're making them come out wrong

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Yeah, I so agree.

You can take your reality and go. Believe and we can change it!

reminder that there is literally no reason to be hype at all, nothing new is comin out

9pm today Girlymans quest to strengthen the imperial forces has actually sowed resentment among generation 1 space marines and traditionalists who fear him and Cawls work with xenos
The imperium splits in half like the Byzantine empire and Roman empire.
40k end times begins in full.

Yeah, was going to smooth out the eyes with more silver, but I couldn't be assed to the last time.
Now I'm painting shields and shield accessories for the Lychguard.

DID ANYONE SAVE THE PICTURES?

liar, it doesn't start till 8:00 CST and it's 7:45 CST right now

>Proper support for Inquisition and Scions.

I TAKE IT BACK
STAY TUNED LADS

Unofficial Official last poll before reveal
I crammed in whatever I could think of

Let's see who was right and how disappointed we will be

strawpoll.me/15334926

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>nothing new is comin out
Now that is obviously wrong, they will show new primaris.

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almost

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merbois fucking finally

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VERY heretical. But certainly not past what a radical Inquisitor might see fit to do. May be a way to fluff it - Inquisitor Rulebook p8-9 may be helpful

Thank you based chartanon

>no one clicked on this

Doesn't matter sisters confirmed, now I don't have to pay attention.

It's fake.

no 'Kill-team' option.
>in the dissapointment category it goes.
Those two are not mutually exclusive

Hope you like fire user

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As much as I'd like to see the plastic SoB, it will be either Titanicus or some AoS thing. Sorry guys, abandon ye hopes.

MORE!

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But I saw it. New codex and new minis. Even little dice with those weird cross symbols.

Sure you did.

And people saw god in a half-eaten apple.

Someone post facebook link.

>Age of sigmar dies
>Age of nagash begins

Whatever doesn't matter should be up tonight then.

is 3 shield captains on bikes + 6 bikes overkill for a pure custoday-ee-eye 2k army?

yes

>My living deficient nigga!

kikebook.com/WarhammerTVteam/
Still 1 hour and 8 minutes to go though
replace kike with face, since face makes it spam

>pure custoads

You can punch your opponent and no one will care.

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Custodes vs Knights vs Grey Knights
3 way game, which army stands the best chance of winning?

Is there some kind of live stream to watch the reveal?

I can't say you're not dedicated, troll
Shit, this is actually a lot of fun. Glad I stayed up on a work night for this.

GIB SISTERS
ALSO GIB ACTUAL CULTIST KIT

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The one with the most points.

Anyone here willing to give me a rundown on Sons of Horus culture? From their native planet to combat doctrines, gang culture, wolf symbolism etc.

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>Disappointment, Sigmar, and Codices leading
Sounds reasonable

Preddy gud

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