Warhammer 40,000 General /40kg/

GW IS GOING TO TAKE YOUR MONIES EDITION

>Choppy Necrons
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I CLAIM THIS THREAD IN THE NAME OF THE SISTERHOOD!

WE SHALL BE MARTYRS!.

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is it whole milk or 2%?

Considering plastic sisters for 2019 have been announced, yes, they will most definitely take everyone's monies.

Age of sigmar is now literally magic the gathering

>plastic sisters
>mega knight

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FINALLY

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POST YFW ADEPTICON

>KNIGHTS
>PLASTIC SISTERS
>DEATHWATCH CODEX
>WHAT ELSE ARE YOU EXCOTED FOR

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ITS HAPPENING!

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if the megaknight doesnt have a melee option ima be pretty mad 2bh

To be fair to sigmar, it still lacks the cancerous fanbase MTG has.
So it might be close, even having fucking tradeable cards, but it's not literally MTG.
And May God make sure that it doesn't gain the MTG, because then all is lost

>We know many of you have been waiting patiently (and impatiently…) for a long time for the Adepta Sororitas, and that for many of you this is more than ‘just’ a new army. So, we’re going to do something we’ve never done before – right up until the release, we’ll be bringing you updates on the Sisters of Battle, sharing images and snippets of info and a whole ton of behind the scenes goodness.

H Y P E

Heretics crave the cleansing fire of absolution. They need not fear, for we shall deliver it to them.

>mfw no Ork Codex for another few months

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How big is the new megaknight? We have it beside Armigers, so we can guess how big it is.

>mfw the new Knight and plastic sisters

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> we didn't think you were serious until our big fucking community survey told us what anyone with half a functioning brain on this hobby knew
YAYYYY GW IS OUR HEROS!!!
Holy sunken cost syndrome Batman. How are they still not done. Why is it celebration time it took them twenty fucking years to wake up.

My dick

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we'z better be gettin some new flashy bits for this kinda treatment

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Nth for holding out in hope!
May his soul know rest, for it has been a long and turbulent journey. But on this old road they found redemption.

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Inb4 sports bras and nobody buys them (because the only SoB fans are thirsty neckbeards who want boobplate and bare thighs) so GW never listens to the fans again, ever

same, he looks great however

Wait...legit plastic sisters?
What the hell have I missed?
Don't toy with my heart!

It's like you've never heard the parable of the prodigal soon

Also, fuck you, let us have this

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POST CUTE SISTERS IN CELEBRATION

HOT IS FINE TOO

he doesn't need it when he kills all with 72'' range

>new sisters
>BIGGER THAN 8ED LMAO
>no pics
>not a single fucking model actually made yet
Also they conveniently forgot to discuss FoC. So just because something is in development doesn't mean jack shit.

What's with the dickplate

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ITS REAL

GET HYPE

Too bad, a Primarch would definitely make this bigger than 8e.

You probably will, there's a giant robot in the corner that looks far too big to be FW, so a new kit might be coming soon.

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what's wrong with sports bras? it's like you never watch women's volleyball or something

Get ready to get rid of your wallet user

the shoulder guns look retarded 2bh

Is there any source to these baseless heretical rumours?
I need to quench my thirst!

GIANT
FREAKING
ROBOTS

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YAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSS GW SLAAAYY!! im so happy aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. im jizzing everywhere and crying the biggest tears of joy GW I LOVE YOU!! finally my SISTERS!!

Fires of Cyraxus is for faggots and is from FW, this wasn't a FW seminar so of course it wasn't talked about.

>Casca no longer retarded
>Plastic Sisters confirmed
>Official List builder
>Made to order old models
Anything else missing on the list of 'never evers' that are happening right now?

What are the chances Sisters come with power armored Inquisitor rules?

Opinions on the new Knight ? It looks a bit silly to me and I'm a Knight player.

WH community faggot.

Good god. It's got the plasma blastgun of the redemtor, a rapid fire battle cannon, 2 multimeltas, and...wait...what the fuck even are those? They're not autocannons or lascannons as I know them. Are those hunter-killer missiles on the back?

Damn. I like my tanks not being stepped on by MEGAS XLR fans all the damn time. Back to 7th I guess!

So, wait, will the army list be power only?
If so, what's the fucking point, and how did it take them so long to make?

Post yfw people died before seeing Their Faith rewarded.

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BIG

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just give the boys a new warbuggy. daz all dey askin for

>new sisters means new penitent engine (maybe)
>new knights
>maybe new ork thing from the white dwarf pic
IN THE 41ST MILLENIUM
THERE IS ONLY
GIANT
FREAKING
ROBOTS

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GW stop being jews

Official list builder requires purchase of codex and only does power level

Got a gf and SoB are getting models
The hell is happening?!
I’m not used to having this much luck

PLASTIC ASPECT WARRIORS
WHEN
H
E
N

ALSO!!!!!!
> NEW FREE ARMY BUILDER!!!!
> LMAO ARMY BUILER ON SUICIDE WATCH user XDDDD
I watched the video. The fucking dwep in it STRAIGHT UP SAYS 'it's power only- that's easier!!! xDDDD'
If you needed an army builder to play power you are mentally retarded. This thing is useless.

warhammer-community.com/2018/03/22/breaking-news-major-revealsgw-homepage-post-1/
Why not check for yourself faggot

>>Casca no longer retarded
REAL SHIT NIGGA?!?

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Let us all bow our heads in a moment of silence for the faithful that didnt live to see this day, may The Emperor guide them and may they have BIG CELESTINE TITS RIGHT IN THEIR FACE

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HOLY SHIT CHAPTER 355 DROPPED
BYE EVERYONE, BE BACK IN TEN MINUTES

Plastic Thunderhawk

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This is a lot like that them getting off that fuckin boat in Beserk actually.

Even though I know its true, a part of me can't believe it

This is a good move from GW. They wouldn't be able to keep this shit under wraps for long, especially given the rate things have been leaking recently

Not a SoB player or owt but I'm hype

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so, what do people think, will they keep the boob armor or not?

They'll likely have options so its okay

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>>Casca no longer retarded

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Cured in the most recent chapter.

Thank you sweet children.
May the Emperor's Light illuminate you.

CELESTINE

Nigga, that is a giant plasma caliver from the skitarii kit, a canon that more closely resembles a shadowsword's volcano cannon, FOUR meltas, BIG missiles, and what are probably taurox cannon analogies.
We are reaching peak dakka

They specifically said theres a matched play version with points coming dumbass

Yup, latest chapter ends with her getting her mind back on the last page.
and another hiatus announcement

I personally hope the new models are all butch uber femnazis.

TITS

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To be fair, they get off pretty damn quickly when you read it from the archive. It was the real world wait that made it bad.

But I liked the memes.

>If the author likes boats so much why didn't he set this during the age of imperialism?

the new knight seems only slighty bigger than the current one

>back to 7th I guess!
>back to riptide wings & wraithknights
You can't escape the giant robots user, it's just which flavour you'd rather

please. ogryn sisters.

> its somehow only 50 points more than a normal knight
No no GOY! Your old knights are garbage! Buy 5 of these! And some armigers good goy!

What order are you going to paint your sisters up as anons?

IN MY

you all do know they are just yanking our dick chains right?

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Stomp/Titanic feet is one of the best melee weapons in the game

robot codex pdf when?

FUCK
I MADE A BET THAT SISTERS WOULDNT GET NEW MINIS THIS YEAR
NOW I HAVE TO PAINT A WHOLE ARMY OF THEM FOR SOMEONE

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I don't plan on getting sisters. They are still just a meme army to me.

>hiatus again
FUCKING KILL ME

SOMEONE GET THAT SAD LITTLE SISTER OUT OF HER BOX TODAY IS A HAPPY DAY

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>I MADE A BET THAT SISTERS WOULDNT GET NEW MINIS THIS YEAR

Well you won.

So what do we waifu-shitpost about now? Felinids?

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NO

I WANT A MASSIVE CHAINSWORD

A MASSIVE KNIGHT WITH A MASSIVE 2 HANDED CHAINSWORD

FEETFAGS FUCK OFF

They are released next year. You're good my dude.

If you play power full stop you're retarded