You can turn enemy forces over to your side

>You will never play comfy Veeky Forums games with a slightly nerdy snek

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What specific cares go into having a pet snake? Because I imagine a snek gf would be need the same things but in a way bigger scale

mostly meat

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Don't forget eggs.

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Yeah, it's great when you can use stuff like diplomacy instead of just muderhoboing everyone.

> you can't actually do this

I bet the heating hill would be insane, but these things never specify if the monstergirl is warm- or cold-blooded.

Meat to eat, a heated environment with both a place to catch some UVs and a hide-y hole, and some smooth rocks/branches and a bit of humidity to help them slough old skin-though that last bit probably isn't so important to a snake woman, as she can use the shower and her own hands.

I crai ever tim. I mean look at this motherfucker. Looks like a total homie

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He's the type of guy who shows up at your place unannounced just because he was bored

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Snekretary

>Like sneks
>The best part about women in office wear is their thicc legs in pantyhoses
I'm not sure how to feel

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Yeah but he's basically the sort who's down to do whatever while he's there. Wacky hijinks? Sure. Chill and play board games? You bet. Watch weird shit on Youtube? I mean, he'll be eating a whole uncooked chicken while you do but still.

She'll probably try to please you by trying to put on a pair pantyhose and destroying them in the process in a sad display of raw emotion and racial inadequacies that will leave her in a rut that YOU will have to get her out of because YOU pushed her into doing it.

>hey bro my landlord kicked me out, gonna be crashing here for a couple of weeks

>that pic counts as thicc today
You must come from Starvistan or something. Not that I'm arguing with your fine and gentlemanly taste.

Heating and food would be the things applicable to sneks as well.
If they're cold-blooded, you'd need a constant positive temperature, and possibly a heated area of some kind for them to warm themselves up in (one of those Japanese kotatsu tables would probably work). It might not be as big of an issue as one might think, provided you live in a warm climate, as a creature of that size would lose its body heat very slowly (intrestingly, there was a study that determined that the environment of the giant prehistoric snake Titanoboa must have been cooler than previously estimated, as otherwise the snake would overheat due to being unable to lower its body temperature effectively). In a cold climate it would be a major issue, though.
For food, all snakes are obligate carnivores, although some do eat fish in addition to terrestrial vertebrates. Meat tends to be expensive, and sneks are very big, so feeding one would be expensive. If sneks are warm-blooded (or even mesothermic, i.e. with limited control over their body heat), then it'd be even more so, as needing to regulate its own body heat increases the energy consumption of an animal by a factor of ten or so.

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snek hair

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>Eyes focused on her chest as she yells at him
Hopefully she's tsundere for him

>If Big Boss ran XCOM

>snek gf
>not snek bff
pleb

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>Not getting set up with a gf by your bff

PORN
WHEN

now

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>Humanity will never be conquered by snekwaifus
Why must we live in this timeline?

>snake hemepeni

Because God wants us to suffer and has no taste in waifus.

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Sorry, user, it's the timeline where we have to take them on dates instead.

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I'm my years, I haven't seen any rulebooks having
>a literal (not figurative) clause that says social actions don't work
because it's not necessary. Most people don't even consider that possibility.

I hate how a lot of these kinds of pictures have clear outlines of legs on the snake body, like she's just wearing s snake tail costume. Even worse when they give a lamia a human ass above the snake parts.

oh....

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don't be fooled by their lies

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I feel like most people would consider it a given.

Like, fuck. You're not going to be able to effectively pursue diplomacy in the heat of battle with some dude you just shanked, that's fucking nonsense.

>Even worse when they give a lamia a human ass above the snake parts
I mean, I dig it, but I'm kind of an ass man too, so.

I'm an ass man too (well, more like hip man to be exact), but asses don't belong on sneks.

Maybe not diplomacy no. But "hey pal, walk away before I finish the job" should work after you got a good hit in.

Yeah, that should work in a lot of cases. That's more intimidation than diplomacy, but there's definitely situations that it wouldn't work.

Like a religious zealot fighting for a cause, or a man fighting for the protection of his family. Where nothing you could say could sway them from giving you a beatdown out of their sense of duty, pride, or devotion.

I mean, I wouldn't knock my players for trying, but I'd tell them straight up "This guy's ready to fight to the death, and there's a snowball's chance in Hell of you getting him to back off."

>but asses don't belong on sneks.
I have a very good pic that proves otherwise but I can't post it now as I'm not at my computer and I'm not sure it's SFW

I have trouble getting it up for cute sneks because I love legs more than anything else.

So, if Japan got itself replaced with the Snekperson equivalent, what would it be like?
How different would a Snek city be compared to ours?
Even something like a room, how would it be different?

ramps not stairs

public heating lamps next to fountains

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Depends on the kind of snakegirl, user.
You've got the full furfag snakes with legs, but massive tails and long necks.
You've got the XCOM viper type snakes, where they're humanoid from the hips up but their legs have fused into a purely motile tail.
You've got the "true" naga type snakes, where they're snake from the waist down and "taurish" in the sense that they'd have a double or combined set of organs.
You've got the type of snakes where they're snake from the chest down, which pretty much they've got a head, tits, and arms, but are entirely snake otherwise.
And then you've got actual snakes

>You've got the "true" naga type snakes, where they're snake from the waist down and "taurish" in the sense that they'd have a double or combined set of organs.
only acceptable one

Wrong, all three of the middle ones are acceptable.

I didn't come here to feel feels.

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Youd THINK that, but I literally had a player who thought that because his CHA score was high enough he should be able to talk people over to his side in the middle of a fight with no magical influence or dirt on them.

He cursed and yelled at me when I told him no because it makes no sense without some form of magic or something.

He was also the guy that built a face character but would never take the initiative and talk and got annoyed at me for acknowledging the other players who were talking and taking action.

Im not perfect but he really ground my gears sometimes.

She's Medusa. The guy is Perseus.

ah so he's checking out her neck

>scale

DAMMIT, CARLOS!!!

wew

>snek stepmom
what a world that would be

Would rather snek waifu, but MILF snek still pretty good

10/10
Would date

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I wanna hold hands with a girl monster, even if they're more monstrous than portrayed in this thread.

I tend to dislike the double organs setup for being biologically weird. Having the snake half as a tail (even if that's closer to legless lizards than actual snakes), or have one set of organs that continue to the snake half is better.

This could be rether uncomfy for a snek person because some species have their scales are covered in slime that is necessary for imune system to work.

you could always store her slime or buy synthetic slime and apply it manually if she likes to dress up

A wizard did it, but forgot to check if they can breed.

Did someone say SNAKE DICKS?

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Snib snab :DD

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>hey there, handsome

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Did firaxis save Xcom with Vipers?

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They knew EXACTLY what they were doing when they added them in.

Now if only they could math properly youtu.be/2ar3NwhcCms

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>game that's like MGS V
>except all the enemies are monstergirls
>extract them, train them, assign them so that your Mother Base can grow

I'd buy it.

>snakes not wearing sensible glasses
i am disappoint

Neat.

Why do you have tits

They're genetically engineered to make milking easier

Why milk a snake

To make antivenom duh

>the enemy forces are stronger, but turning them to you further separates your previous forces from you

>the further down you go, the more you become the enemy forces you were fighting

Man, I want to fuck that snake.

Or just excessive booping to show who is boss

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>my secret wish was to have a domination/persuasion power game in Warhammer Fantasy
>Turn beastmen and Skaven to my side by burning the evil bits away
>Build an army of beasts, ogres, and giants and lay siege to Chaos Stongholds in the North
>Having loyal gors throw themselves in harms way to defend me
>At the End Times face down Archaon with a horde equal in size.
>build harem of beastwomen

Oh the things that will never be...

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Do not boop snoot

wew

Go ahead punk, make my day.

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The best is when the top half is a false torso, so they're like true Naga but with no shenanigans, just an incomprehensible internal anatomy.

God, I wish we could have done that in Xcom 2; like, you could alien cloning pods to supplement your forces, or even recruit renegade aliens.

What I'm saying is that I want a sectoid mascot and a snek waifu

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Snakes are also literally incapable of love, so take that as you will.

depends on the snek

mine is a fat lump that doesn't need much beyond the right temp and humidity and some thawed rats

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You'd need an enormous and extremely sturdy bed, because a snake body proportioned to the width of a woman's torso would be at least 30 ft long and weigh something like 400-500 lbs.

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Sauce?

Yessss