"This isn't a tomb...."

>"This isn't a tomb...."

>[spolier]"...it's a prison."[/spoiler]

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>When the inevitable party divide and PVP start over food.

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>Your wizard finally manages to translate the text on the ancient tomb's entrance.

his place is not a place of honor…no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here… nothing valued is here.

What the text actually said.

>No shekels here fag, get out.

>it's not a tomb, it's an ancient haunted house attraction

Sauce?

>the PCs never realized that crypts and tombs are just prisons for skeletons

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Get banned already.

Can't get banned if you don't post porn.

that manga was so shit
they kept talking about her abs and how great they were but then go and give her a flat tummy with almost 0 definition
shit like this is why we bombed them in the first place

So get banned then.

Can't get banned if you don't post porn.

The guy saying its not his prison is from Watchmen. You should watch it, it's a great deconstruction of the superhero movie genre and even if you're not into that gay bullshit, it's still a great movie.
The girl with her tits bare isn't good enough to warrant being mentioned by name, so you should get better taste
Title is Kinkyorirenai | Abs-solutely Close-Range Love [Mado] and it's entry-tier muscle girl stuff. so much in fact that it could easily pass for vanilla porn if you removed the text.

>Note: Spoilered pornography or other "not safe for work" content is NOT allowed on the work safe boards.

Well it's a good thing I didn't post porn then.

Faggot.

Watchmen movie, came out a decade ago I think? Rorschach a crazy vigilante is thrown in prison with a bunch of killers he put behind bars. They're trying to shank him and he burns one before being restrained by the guards.

Look up Rorschach prison fight without mask. It's 47 seconds long

Are you just pretending to be retarded or baiting? Everyone can see that it is porn.

Damn it, other user must have lied about the sauce then.

Not him, but I don't think you understand the difference between censored and spoilered.

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like I said, it's good vanilla, and normal people are into vanilla
I'm not normal and it just doesn't do it for me.
She's tiny, flat and skinny. If I wanted to look at that, I'd bang a hooker, so whats the point?
I like my anime women to have huge tits and huge muscles that would never happen together naturally, because if they don't, there's no point in them even existing

I have to ask since there's not much in OPs prompt but has anyone ever run a dungeon with no loot in it before? I'm pretty stingy with my loot but I usually give out something for the players trouble.

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Putting some bars over nipples of pornographic pictures never made it safe for work. It was never like this and you can ask whatever mod you can find on the irc. No idea if I'm dealing with newfags or baiters here.

It's a porn. It got deleted. There you have it.

What is SFW then? What counts as pornography, for that matter? I haven't fapped to an image of an unclothed woman in years, yet I fap exclusively to porn.

>Putting some bars over nipples of pornographic pictures never made it safe for work.
Yeah it has. Lurk more.

>What is SFW then
Things that are not porn. Most traditional games, for instance. I heard this is the traditonal games board, so you should have an easy time posting pictures that are not porn.

>Things that are not porn
How do you know whether something is porn or not?

>>Note: Spoilered pornography or other "not safe for work" content is NOT allowed on the work safe boards.
Ask the mods. Do it.

By not being an absolute retard.

It's not like I haven't done it dozens of times before now. Just put a quick blotch of black in over the nipples and vagina and the mods don't ban it.

You haven't seen all that much porn, have you?

There could be a myriad of reasons, from mods making a mistake to nobody reporting it. That said, it was never safe for work. Why do you think it got deleted now, you notorious shitposter?

It's a sufficient description on how to identify porn within the context of being safe for work.

Fair enough, mods might have been lazy I guess. Doesn't excuse them allowing the massive amounts of clothed porn that I've posted.

Just post traditional games, it can't be that hard.

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What about traditional game porn?

Not safe for work. It's that easy.

What about traditional game clothed porn?

example

Is it safe for work or not?

You speak in circles, it's safe for work if its not porn, and its not porn if its safe for work?

Something like pic related (which is the OP image for another thread btw)

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>it's safe for work if its not porn, and its not porn if its safe for work
What's so hard about this to understand?

I guess I'm just trying to figure out where to draw the line. Is it the genitalia? No visible nipples, dicks, or vaginas, regardless of the actual source or intent of the image, correct?

>Is it the genitalia? No visible nipples, dicks, or vaginas, regardless of the actual source or intent of the image, correct?
For instance, yes. If you are still confused about this you might as well make a thread on /qa/ or just ask them on the irc.

Language games

what a twist!!

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My campaign is centered entirely on that concept. Since during the middle ages there was an adventure craze, whenever the pcs enter a dungeon, I secretly roll a d100. Depending on the results (the table is adjusted depending on the dungeon, so a dungeon close to a city is almost guaranteed to be empty), the pcs may find absolutely nothing, or be able to loot the corpses of their enemies or previous adventurers. It adds some risk in choosing where to go next, prevents the party from becoming rich, and further enforces that being an adventurer sucks, so I like it

Obviously you must cook the creatures you encounter.

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>It adds some risk in choosing where to go next, prevents the party from becoming rich, and further enforces that being an adventurer sucks, so I like it
So why in the world would ANYONE become an adventurer in such a setting? The entire point of adventuring is that it's high risk, high reward. You have like 90% chance of getting killed(PCs being exceptional have better chances of survival, obviously), but if you survive, you're going to be filthy rich.

Most people don't want to, there are barely any adventurers. It's basically what you end up doing when you're really desperate for money or for a sense of purpose, or are just a criminal who can't stay in a city. The few adventurers that do exist are usually pretty fucked up, or where around during the adventuring craze and don't want to stop being adventurers.
That said, there's still a tiny chance that an adventurer can find some really valuable loot if they're lucky enough, and adventuring isn't just dungeon raiding.

>people never realized that they themselves are just prisons for skeletons

You want the answer, so you do it.

>people never realized that skeletons are just prisons for brains