Be play popular Warclub 40,000 B.C. rock-playing game Rogue Hunter-Gatherer

>be play popular Warclub 40,000 B.C. rock-playing game Rogue Hunter-Gatherer
>be playing Rock Priest, roll to bang rock together
>Unga Success, create fire
>Shaman player say fire is bunga juju
>say fire will help party hunt mammoth
>Shaman player say fire banned after Big Chief Horgrug use it to burn God-Chief hut down
>Shaman kill Rock Priest with atl-atl
>get angry and hit Shaman player with club
>Grugmaster ban me from hunting party
>tfw no hunting party
>feelsbadcaveman.totempole

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You come join our party

We no mind-hunt together. We all stay in own cave, just yell across field. When want roll, just wave at Grugmaster. It called Me Am See.

This mind-hunt, me Grugmaster. Hunting party all female shaman, all ten white season old.

>Still play Warclub 40,000 B.C
>In year of sky god 15
Really make Krug head hurt

Have grog try not play Warclub?

>Hunting party all female shaman
Cow-dung
>all ten white season old
Makes sense now now.

(unga)

Warclub cave flor version is better than rock playing version. Me have 20 deerskin worth hunting party right now but only fingerpaint 2 deerskin so far. Backrock is heavy.

>be Gub
>be always Grugmaster
no want

Do /v/ users actually find this shut funny?

Shaman rock for brain, fire gift from SkyMan! Me feel you pain. Use fire on club and hunt mammoth, show Shaman and Grugmaster power then unga become Grugmaster.

why do leafmaster want so many rocks for new leafs? Grugs hands hurt from collecting so many rocks.

>Be Club Sister player
>Gunga Workshop hasn't made Rock Club Sisters since 10,000 BC
>Gunga Workshop Village Chief announce Rock Club Sisters coming after next white season

Any other Grugs going to pay their meats to get new Club Sisters?

>be play Warclub 40,000
>not be play more good mind-hunts like Shiny Crystals or Five

no, only grugs happy of rock sisters is poop-smear-grugs. have a (grug).

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WHAT MAGIC BE THIS

grug displease skygod of Shiny rock tribe. Grug must be clubbed in the head to appease Skygod of Shiny Rock Tribe.

woman four finger less good at lifting heavy things, make bad Clubbers

See newGrug

What is this thread

>thread
thread like manylegsbiter line?

all thing make Krug head hurt. Krug is dumb dumb who likes to eat of the animal droppings

woman no need club if she has atl atl.

Also womans in warrior paint make grug feel funny, grug no ashamed to admit it

You am lucky, we play warlclub rock playing spooky back of cave.
>They say spirit am hide in tribe so we hit with club to find spirit
>Shaman say he am use dance to find spirit instead just hit with club
> He throw bad rock
>Grugmaster say him dance make him full of spirits
>Spirits club whole hunt
Why am shaman like this?

>Why am shaman like this?
Bad shaman. Time he pull again, club him on head and play with different shaman.

play G.R.U.G.S.
it best game system

>be grugnon
>be live near big water
>be live in big tribe
>be rock-play five winters with same group
Is good feel

>be play sci fi game with sword and shield
>all come to grunga’s cave because me have berries for all friends
>we fight mammoth and make Attack
>roll twenty sided rock
>have not invent number yet so us stare at rock on cave floor
>we throw rock at each other instead

happygrunga.cavepainting

Grugmaster only want unga party play berry picker. Me want play rex barbarian. What we do?

>twenty sided rock
>have not invent number yet

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Tell Grugmaster he is full of dunga, then show him how much gooder rex barbarian is with a demonstation

>me never do unga unga with lady grog
>cavemaster is mammoth hunter and Krag Thunderclub
>cavemaster club and drag new lady grog to cave when get dark
>hear unga unga through wall
>no want to play rock with cavemaster anymore

What me do?

>what we do

Grug know what do when cavemaster am bad grug

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Me count sides on finger but not know how to put on rock

You two should work together. Make rock with fingers.

Me am know mean, no mind all good

Me hope rock am roll good for grug!

Why there one of you bungas at every campfire

Move to next tribe over. Hope they have better Grugmaster. Hope you live through trip. Being eaten by tiger better than bad game.

Longtooth no eat grog, me am bad sniff. Grog no allow near campfire or cave unless jump in water. Why grug no like grog?

>be cavemaster
>far grug want play two-eastern-rock man in black bear pelt
what ug