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1st for the dark city

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First for boobplate is fine

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Explain why won't the Admech and Necrons share the blackstone if they have basically the same goal.

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Need some info on this post would the Tzaangor battleforce box be a good start for 1k sons?

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Wha kind of supplements you think we'll see? I hope Vanilla marines get one with different stratagems pools for certain chapters, maybe something like Codex Armageddon.

Another for the Commorragh!

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Yes, and you call them "Rune Priests", despite the fact that they are obviously Psykers.

manifest destiny. mankind owns the galaxy, didnt you know that?

I'm fully aroused by the prospect of knights becoming a proper faction. IMPERATOR VULT

>Sharing my space rock with space kangz
No thanks

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started painting for the first time today. holy shit those models get about 50x smaller when you take a brush to them, no wonder they make some brush sizes that look like it's literally 1 hair. gonna take a lot of practice, but it's fun!

yes for the dark city (and clowns)

They're both basically stubborn old men, compromise was never an option.

Hey I'm thinking of getting into Necrons with a casual destroyer cult, any list building advise/suggestions?

>doesn't fuck up the subject
>proper youtube link
>non-cancer edition
>tfw OP wasn't a fag for once

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What's the worst faction and why is it Space Juggalos?

Newfag here, what is so important about the Plastic Sisters of Battle release? It's because the plastic makes the sets cheaper? I've never been interested in the actual tabletop game but Adepta Sororitas game Never Ever, so this may be my best option

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>mfw all the hype about my Necrons gets overshadowed because plastic girls

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>Space Juggalos
Please be more specific

Can I drink the emperor's delicious tears?

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I know that feel xeno scum

Plastic is easier to paint and build, sisters are a well liked faction that have received any major attention in years

lads, i have a conundrum. what does a needle pistol look like? what is the closest pistol i can buy that would look like it? all i know is it shoots, well, needles. so im thinking one of those elf pistols that shoot chineese stars might be close. i dont think a bolt pistol would look right as a needle pistol, and i like to play wysiwyg

Can someone please edit this to the emperor and a Custodes

Mostly because they are ancient faction that is still in metal and haven't been updated in decades beyond minor patches in rules.

Now it'll be interesting to see if all the people that said they would buy them do or not.

I'm guessing people will pick up enough for a detatchment of some sort and leave them alone. They will be seasoning in imperial stew

Looks like a big syringe.

mostly horny neckbeards need fap material.

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I nominate Slaanesh Daemons. Who will now have minis older than sisters in their line.

THE EYE OF TERROR? IN M42? IN THIS SEGMENTUM? LOCALISED ENTIRELY WITHIN YOUR FORTRESS-MONASTERY?

Snipers are very army-specific and if there's no targets they're a 50pt Volkite Autocannon, but I like running a few in bigger games just for the awesome and the ability to shut down Guard nonsense.
Might drop them and some other bits for a fourth Dragoon if I keep the Stygies list.

Anyone actually tried Ryza? My guys are green, so no problems with the paint scheme, and I have all the models on hand for a 1k plasma spamfest.

so something like the primaris apothecary pistol, with the vials removed?

Yeah that would work.

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How many of you are actually going to buy a sisters army now?

Space Wolves have imperial plot armor. The Emperor protects with hypocrisy.

Nothing new

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Any anons along the VT/NH border up for a game sometime?

Partly because new sculpts and variety. Partly because plastic kits will be more reasonably priced and partly because plastic is easier to work with, which of good for conversions and what have you.

I will, I've wanted to kitbash an Inquisitor for a while and now have the chamber militant to accompany him.

Just like in the previous thread, can I please get some advice on uplifting my 1500 point Custodes list to fight on more equal terms with my friend’s 2000 point Tau list?

There was a bit of miscommunication last thread where I referred to my friends list as his casual list. That’s true, in the “this is the list he’s going to take in casual games“ way but not in the “I’m running whatever I feel like it” way. He only ever runs lists that he feels are optimised, and he’s driven away at least one person from the local club due to his power gaming before.
He’s already told me he’s going to put his Crisis Suits in storage since “they aren’t worth their points, so they aren’t worth taking”, and he was a Crisis/Riptide heavy Farsight Enclaves player during the last two editions.

I’m looking for advice on what I should focus on to improve my list. I certain that long-range high strength firepower is sorely lacking, but I’m not sure what else need improving.
I’m thinking that I should add a Contemtpor-Exemplar and a Valkyrie to my list to add some high strength shooting on fairly durable units, but I’m interested in hearing about other options.

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What is everyone working on?

I picked up some cheap chadmarines, they're fun to paint.

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it wouldnt be a bad start. you are still going to need marines, ahriman and if your willing to fork out the money, magnus.

Less than memes would lead you to believe. Or maybe not. If they get a silly good codex (doubtful) maybe more.

This is coming from a xenos and chaos player

I'm going to wait until the new models are finished and released.

Why would you buy a Sisters army now when GW has said they are making new models?

calling anything that size a pistol is just plain stupid
even if it was as light as a regular pistol due to majic advanssed spehss metals it'd still be extremely unwieldly to use as one would a pistol.
That thing should be either shoulder mounted and fired through some neural connection or some shit (like Predator's gun) or have a long ass barrel and be held like a rifle
The fact that its so ugly just shows how inept halo's design team is, specially compared to the guys that made their OST.
Sad!
buy a cheap knockoff of Han Solo's blaster, a VERY good file, some paint and then get to work
It could work I guess
btw google says it looks like this

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if they still have an all flamer squad after the chapter approved rules, ill get one of those units and a rhino for my inquisitor detachment. gotta be rolling with some hot babes, if you catch my drift

Wah, space wolves lied so they could continue magic on their own planet

Batch painting 30 skittles. Then on to a pair of dune crawlers

I will now.

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The halo needler is used by 8ft tall lizard men.

Take Destroyers

How many Guardsmen would it take to take down a traitor Warlord Titan using only their bayonets?

Anyone know a type of sheathed weapony bits I can stick on my minis to represent their base strength in melee that aren't the Space Marine blades? So far all I've found are the Fantasy wood elf daggers.

the dudes who made the needler are bigger than humans, it makes sense that they would have bigger pistols

the few of us who play necrons are pretty hyped. though its pretty understandable for people to lose their fucking minds over sisters, who havent had a codex in 20 years and any plastic models in the range for 25 years.

and as someone who collects necrons, deathwatch, knights, space marines, primaris marines, tau, sisters of battle and grey knights; I am pretty happy this edition with everything but the grey knights.

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In game or in lore?

I was already looking at Ahriman, this is going to be a slow building second army, so I'll see if I can get it. I heard Rubric marines are "not good" is that true?

Shit dog, great advice really appreciate it.

The current battle of sister line from 1996 is a bunch of monopose uncustomizable, low details models with manfaces.

Plastic will bring at least some customisation and pose variations and much finer details.

The set cheaper are literally a bonus at this point. No one order from GW in the first place because of the lack of customization in their "deals". Most of my sisters are either ebay or metal recasts. Ony GW-bought pieces I own are Verydian and Celestine.

Starting sororitas now might be the absolute worst possible choice, as they are announced for next year. You'd be paying "collector" prices for models that are likely older than you.

Half the armies of 40k are newer than the sisters of battle sculpts. They were introduced at the same time as the Necron but have not been updated since.

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whens the Deldar update?

I'd get one if the models are appropriately battle-nun and not like tumblr-marines

5040 I think.

is that a concept of the new sisters?

But still put links to dead megas. Op was still a bit of a fag.

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I wish I could buy them plastic nuns with guns right now

Fuck it, here is the poll

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if they actually make them look like turbo dykes like that I will quit the hobby

I already own 3.000 pts of them. It might double.

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You could also take destroyer lords as your hq choices

>update
You're not getting an update, just a new book.

No user just slapped the community logo on to bamboozle you, i remember seeing that drawing long ago

I already own over 3k in sisters right now. But I am pretty fucking tempted to update the army and replace it with plastic.

>though I am tempted to keep the metal nuns with guns just to prove how much of an oldfag i am.

I will at least buy any new models they come out with for it.

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Wrath of Magnus shows Russ was completely right about them and their power and Magnus was, as always, wrong.

>my battle hardened elite soldiers better look like anime girls, and not battle hardened soldiers

Reminder that rhinos can only transport 10 models or none at all

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A skinny necron character like that would be great.

>Lack of a standard "no" or "nah" option
>Forced to sound like I autistically hate sisters

How waacy are you going to go ? Cause this captain and bikes are really wacyy right now, while everything else is inculuded garbage tier trash.

What units do you already own models for ?

Here is my "wishlist" i'm currently building.
I'm a sister/inquisition player; so I only have to buy the bike to complete it.

== Imperial cult of Holy speed : "Golden go faster" ==

++ Adeptus Ministorum Battalion +3CP ++

Big tits in my face X2 + Tits pair X2 - 250pts
Canoness : Combi-Plasma, Power Maul - 64pts

5x Sister of Battle : 2x Storm Bolter, Heavy Bolter - 59pts
5x Sister of Battle : 2x Storm Bolter, Heavy Bolter - 59pts
5x Sister of Battle : 2x Storm Bolter, Heavy Bolter - 59pts

5x Seraphims : Plasma Pistol, Pair of Inferno pistols X2 - 98pts
5x Seraphims : Plasma Pistol, Pair of Inferno pistols X2 - 98pts
5x Seraphims : Plasma Pistol, Pair of Inferno pistols X2 - 98pts


++ Adeptus Custards Outriders +1CP ++

Captain Smashfucker on bike : Hurricane Bolter, Misericordia, Relic Bike, Warlord : Superior Creation - 164pts

3X Vertus Praetor : Misericordia X2 - 278pts
3X Vertus Praetor : Misericordia X2 - 278pts
3X Vertus Praetor : Misericordia X2 - 278pts

++ Imperium Vanguard +1CP ++

Inquisitor Lord Hector Rex - 115pts

Callidus Assasin - 80pts
Acolyte : Storm Bolter, Ordo Hereticus - 10pts
Acolyte : Storm Bolter, Ordo Hereticus - 10pts

== Total : 8CP, 1998pts ==

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Fake

Aye, got an admech/knight army on the got at, eill pause that when sisters arrive then start on 30k DA when they get get their book in 2020. Oh god I'm going to spend so much money

user needs his fapping material.

Reminder that your forced meme ain't catching

Plastic is the standard now, so really GW should have full lines of plastic models for every army. Think of it like a sports team building new stadiums, and a couple of teams get new stadiums dozens of times before one of the teams even gets one

ok when is that

Why do you hate women user?

At this point, the wolves could just start carving eight pointed stars into their flesh and breaking into houses at night to eat children and it would turn out to be the right thing to do.

My fellow berzerkers, has Angron-sempai noticed you yet?

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Am I supposed to enter 'Miranda Irene' as the actual name of the receiver, or do I have to send emails to go through with an order?

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I hope you leave.

Silly user, you can tell this is fake because GW don't do grimdark any more. Your sisters will be WoW-tier heroes one and all

What gun is that supposed to be?

it's the gun on the Eversor Assassin,

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Lorgar did everything wrong.

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Forge world sell some with their Escher weapons sets.

Good one

Drop all custodes not on bike. Get outriders bikes. Drop all inquisition. Replace with imperial guard brigade.

while masturbating to daemonette porn.

Lascannon