Stat him

Stat him.

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2000 hp
600 con
Speed 5
BAB 1
0 everything else.

What do I win?

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STR 7
DEX 10
CON 4
INT 4
WIS 10
CHA 3

Mmmm splendid

Praise Leto II of the house a Atréides, saviour and god of mankind. May He lead us in His golden path. May the Great Worn save us and protect us.

PRAISE BE TO HIM!

Incarnation of a christian fundamentalists fear of knowledge +10

Insanity aura

Minor Greater Demon of Tzeentch.

Literally who?

YEAST/10

STR: 12
DEX: 6
CON: 16
INT: 18
WIS: 12
CHA: 6

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INT 30
WIS 15
STR VARIABLE
CON VARIABLE
CHA VARIABLE
DEX VARIABLE

Level 100 transmuter, custom spells

He seems like he’d be an interesting god of knowledge and slimes. He literally drains the knowledge that the slimes absorb via oozing over ancient texts or dissolving sentient creatures.

This isn't even a dead meme, it was stillborn.

STR: 10
DEX: 6
CON: 10
INT: 20
WIS: 14
CHA: 14

The Globgogabgalab is clearly out of shape and morbidly obese, full of schwibble glibberkind, but his true power comes from his thirst for knowledge through the consumption of books and charisma.

>le dead meme XD
Back to facebook you go

Some kinda fucking slug child.

Hail to the Rat King.

>Saying it's a forced meme is Facebook
Back to [anywhere else] you go.

I feel like he should have superior CON considering his sheer size compared to everything else. He's massive, the absolute fuckin unit.

Ah ah ah, I was talking about "dead" meme, which is specifically belonging to the short-attention-span having teens on youtube and other awful sites.

I dunno. Do you treat CON as endurance (in which case obesity is a negative) or as physical durability (in which case obesity is a positive)? Because Globby has literally been fattened on knowledge, whichever way you think is definitely going to matter.

The Globgogabgalab (Large Fey, Lawful Evil)

AC 10
HP 105 (14d10+28)
Speed 20ft.

STR 10
DEX 12
CON 15
INT 20
WIS 13
CHA 14

Skills: Arcana +15, history +15, Performance +7
Damage immunities: Slashing, Psychic
Condition Immunities: Grappled, Prone, Restrained
Senses: darkvision 60ft., passive perception 15

Fey ancestry: The Globgogabgalab has advantage against being charmed, and magic can't put him to sleep
Amorphous: The Globgogabgalab can move through a space as small as 1 inch wide without squeezing.

Actions:
Slam: Melee weapon attack, +5 to hit, 1d6 bludgeoning.

Change Shape: The Globgogabgalab magically polymorphs into a humanoid or beast that has a challenge rating equal to or less than his, or back into his true form. He reverts to his true form if he dies. Any equipment he's wearing or carrying isn't transformed.
In a new form, the Globgogabgalab retains his game statistics and ability to speak, but his AC, movement modes, Strength, Dexterity, and other actions are replaced by those of the new form, and he gains any statistics and capabilities (except class features, legendary actions, and lair actions) that the new form has but he lacks

Tome Scour: If The Globgogabgalab ends his turn in the same space as a book, scroll, or similar object, he may choose use his bonus action to enter the extradimensional space of that book, absorbing its knowledge. If the object had a spell of 7th level or lower written in it and it wasn't a scroll, The Globgogabgalab learns that spell, using intelligence as his spellcasting ability. if it was a scroll, he knows the spell but may only use it once. He still must expend the spell slot for those spells.

The Globgogabgalab is a 14th level spellcaster. His spellcasting ability is intelligence. +10 to hit, dc 18.
(Make your own damn spell list for him though. He gets an extra cantrip.)

Where's his staff?