Roll up some orks

lets roll up an ork Klan
because

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shit staring of with a d10

Rolled 8 (1d10)

7-10 Freeboota
yay
now d100 for their colour

Rolled 13 (1d100)

1-16 Red (da fastest)
dem freebootas is ded speedy
d10

Rolled 8 (1d10)

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!

8-9 Oddboy (roll anuvva d10: 1-3 Mekboy, 4-5 Dok, 6-7 Weirdboy, 8-10 Kommando)
go ya gits
d10

ma boyz
can't ave a WAAAGH without no boys....

Rolled 10 (1d10)

dats a kommando dat is
but wot did he do
d100

Rolled 47 (1d100)

26-50 Krumped loads o' spiky 'umies
an he does it
sneakily
now d10
gork or mork

Rolled 1 (1d10)

Me thinks it was Mork and Gork

1-3 Gork
brutal
but cunnin
now how many boyz d10

Rolled 5 (1d10)

5-7 We gots enuff boyz to 'ave us a propa foight!
how big are they?
d10

Rolled 9 (1d10)

8-9 Da boyz be as big as dem regular gits' nobz!
waaaaagh!!!
now who are these big ass freebootas working for?
d100

Rolled 59 (1d100)

Rolled 85 (1d100)

51-70 Dem 'nid squigs
81-85 Spiky 'umies an' stuff loik dat
chaos makes more sense
now who're they fighting
d100

Rolled 78 (1d100)

I 'ay we work fer dem Spiky 'umies an' fight 'em too, real sneaky like

maybe they've tamed some 'nids through sheer waaagh!!! power
71-80 Dem 'umies
never see it coming
hired by chaos forces to krump some umies
now d10 what kind of boy does dis klan 'ave lots of

Rolled 3 (1d10)

2-3 Shoota Boyz
dakka dakka dakka dakka dkka dakka dakka dakka
now the most important part
whats the coolest thing they've ever looted
d100

Rolled 58 (1d100)

Dem 'umies will never see us comin'

56-60 One o' dem spiky 'umie Titans
fist we sneak up all sneaky like
AN DEN WE SHOOT DEM WAAAAAAAAGH!!!
anyway what append to it d100

Rolled 39 (1d100)

it's supposed to be a d10 sorry
but we can round up
4-5 It blew up in a foight (or there's a git mukkin about wit exploshuns)
got blowed up
cool