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first for big sister titties

Oh shiiiit. McNiven is turning it to 11.

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first for new guard HQ's

The time has come

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secound for salamanders

Sixth for Vostroyan Waifus

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what are your favorite IG regiments anons?

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It's poetry time.

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The best feel

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Magnetized my deff dread, which is neat.

On another topic, what are the quintessential Deathskull units?

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>2019

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Guys, do you have all the necron leaks? I would like to assemble a force

Vostroyans and Kriegers

What's with the Space Marauder memes?

I want sweaty schola sweater puppies right on my face.

That little banner skull's blue is so nice and flat, its like velvet on my eyes

How do you magnetize models?

Drilling?

"AND HE PRAYS!"

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Does anyone have the greentext about mortarion's body guard?

Auxilia > Guard

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Why does the Assault Cannon have five small barrels and one big one down the bottom?

Dont worry guys, just found them

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rotary_cannon

their unifors seems to be a bit too clunky

I want to start Death Korps (with help from Chinaman.) what do I use for rules? Is there one book? Do I need the AM codex as well? Are the rules offered for free?

Something I just kinda force, basically memerape.

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oh my god do i pray

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SA = Guard.

this is good, fuck you
youtube.com/watch?v=hWDTuxeZrIc&t=0s

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Yeah pretty much, I use 2mm wide and 5mm wide magnet for my projects, which is good because I use a drill with drill bits that wide.

Caledor sky is pretty good

Who is ready for D.Va’s mecha?!

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Just need the imperial armour imperium book from forgeworld or just download where ever you can find it

you guys take faggotry to a new level

Does loc gift of nurgle stack with multiple sources or typhus.

Also does it stack within itself, can say multiple units in combat with one unit all hit it with gift of nurgle?

No, Imperial Militia = Guard.

>god tier
Steel Legion
The Last Chancers
Vostroyans
Catachan
Tanith First (And Only)
Krieg

>good tier
Attilan Rough Riders
Elysian & Harakoni Warhawks
Armageddon Ork Hunters
Savlar Chem Dogs
Tallarn Desert Raiders
Mordian Iron Guard
Valhallans

>literally average tier
Kanak Skull Takers
Cadians
Maccabian Janissaries

>shit tier
Fen Guard
Scintillan Fusiliers

>meme tier
Brontian Longknives
Phantine Air Corps
Praetorian Guard
Terrax Guard

What's the deal with that head's paintjob

Where do you get the magnets?

shitty character aside, thats one cool robot

its like looking at the sun

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and you take it up the ass you faggot

...

I mean, my brain is telling me it's cringey as shit and the singing/songs are bad but I keep rewatching it so I don't know what to think....

By the God Emperor what is this fucking abomination?

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kinda qt, they took time and effort to make a thing and thats enough for me

Why does D.Va look like a Polynesian Drag Queen with a combination of Downs and Elephantitis?

Whoever voiced Macha's speech was prob a fag, though they used an actual girl for the singing from the sounds of it

Some website called 'first4magnets'

>where ever you can find it
like in the OP?

>Cadians
>Average

They're Default Guard™ sure but in terms of fluff they're probably the best all-round soldiers man-for-man the Guard is capable of deploying.

I pray every single day

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yep

Not bad but certain parts seem kinda like they're rushing to get the lyrics in.

Mechanicus and Necron ones are the best.

macha's speech was voiced by a woman
youtube.com/channel/UCTRMzE8VJ4WH1F8kKdbYlzw

"MYAH!"

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guy uses crutch airbrush to paint so no surprised they can't paint faces

for a bigga shoota!

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with mechanicus and necron you can't understand words. sororita and macha are the best

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>Shadowsun next

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Feral world barbarian before recruitment into the mortifactors circa m41 (colorized)

i was hoping for cultist chan

lol thats not a fucking woman, that is a terrible tranny fucking ew

>Dat bone structure
>Adam's apple
>Woman

Er.....

The Necron one, I’m sure as fuck it was a man

>T'''''''au
>Tits
Pick juan

I like Macha's, other than aforementioned rushing, but I'm not a huge fan of the Sister's one as its another one that just feels like they're trying to jam the lyrics in as quickly as they can

I am making a sexy succubus from Morathi, friends

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>HWEEEEEEEE AAAHRRRREEE ZHEEEEE CHEEEMPYONNNNNZZZZZZZ

I’ve never played orks but I’m interested in them for political reasons. How can I best play out my ork fantasies?

is there a story about maid branch of sororitas?

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Just read the Mephet'ran's lore. It says that he enjoyed his games and plots in the War in Heaven. Hindering his fellow Star Gods and turning them against each other equally as he does the same to their enemies. That was because he was the weakest C'tan God so he had to use his brain.

However, his plans and deceptions were near perfect and thus his fellow gods discovered his lies and deceits. They named him the Great Deceiver. His reputation then became torn to tatters, No god would treat or speak to him. When the Necrons rebelled and warred with the C'tan Gods, the Deceiver was abandoned by his fellows. No C'tan God attempted aid the Deceiver as the Necrons cornered him, captured him, and then broke him apart to shards.

There is also this bit. Deceiver Shards self delude themselves by thinking they are in command of the Necrons they fight alongside. They are blind to the fact that they are forever enslaved to the very race that their original self guided to slavery.

Does this make the Deceiver the most tragic figure in 40K?

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based googlyeyesanon

what colour to paint a blood angels homebrew successor?

Too many clothes. Unathletic pose. Looks more like a fem archon.

Getting an hq that is actually a strategic command would be cool. Maybe a ten man command squad or option to turn baneblade into a command tank?

Lools like that would make a pretty sicc Archon counts-as muh d00d.

>cork

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1. The hair definately gives a Succubus vibe.
2. Morathi is the leader of the Sigmar version of the Wyches, so it fits.

I wanted him to be subtly still in control of himself despite fragmentation due to being a trickster god.

>1d4chan.org/wiki/Sisters_of_Cleaning

I’d imagine that they must have serf equivalents.

Just make a Stratagem like the SM Chapter Master one. Upgrades a Company Commander to a Regimental Commander and gives them one more order and some form of Creed style buff.

Rules wise, yes. (In 8th. Not in 7th.)

Lore wise, no. They're a seperate branch of the military from the Guard entirely.

Technically speaking Famulous are Battle maid commissars for nobility and other worthy members of the Imperium.
They make sure saints are born, nobles do not inbreed into retardation and officers or governors do not turn traitors

Sadly not every non pleb memeber of the Imperium has access to Battle maids of moral superiority

I like the idea that trickster gods do better than others in 40k because they don't take the setting as seriously as everyone else.

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Can't wait to see this picture posted next thread too with some trite 'question' you don't actually care about the answer to.

>Skeletor

He's mumm-ra user.

Except for Kasrkin and Grenadiers.

Kasrkin and Grenadiers aren't Stormtroopers. They're more like Veteran Squads now.

So lore question. How small could be a cybernetic or weapon making forges? You know like ones ademechs use. Need it for a dark heresy game to show one in a hidden part of an underhive, made by a heretek.

if tyranids outnumber everyone in the galaxy, why they haven't eaten everyone yet?

how the fuck are you supposed to eat 7 layer bean dip

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Probably factory sized.

>burkha

i care you faggot

Not sure...

The new Necron codex lore brought back the whole Cegorach tricking the Outsider into eating his brothers. It says that the Outsider exiled himself somewhere south of the galaxy. He is hidden in a hollow sphere.

So how game changing would the awakening of a full C'tan God be for the setting?

I don't suppose you've ever actually seen one, then
Expected as much