>implying bagpipes arent the best choice
ITT potential Bard instruments
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Levi Sullivan
>le I choose a quirky instrument for le quirky sex class
Jackson Powell
I play a valor bard, so I don't really play the "lovable sex fiend" that everyone else seems to do. I just like bagpipes because muh Scottish heritage.
Jaxson Lopez
>choosing bagpipes
>not choosing to play the vagina, like any respectable bard
Nolan James
>Not a guitar-axe
>Not a guitar-axe with a solo-activated flamethrower.
Are you even trying?
Luke Peterson
I can't hear you over the sound of my bardic tag-team.
Joshua Morris
thanks for reminding me that movie exists
Jonathan Foster
The world is my Instrument.
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Oliver Butler
You should try and distance yourself from your heritage as much as possible, mostly because bagpipes are the retard cousin born of two cousins banging each other.
Jeremiah Perez
I just dont get the hate, yo.
i forgot about Stomp. is that even a thing anymore?
Nathan Harris
>implying dance isn't
The hips don't lie.
Grayson Foster
what movie ?
Grayson Butler
Kung Fu Hustle
Aaron Wood
Jew harp. In my group our bard plays the Jew harp, but he's also very much a father. All this spells revolve around taking care of his kids, and so his other instrument is his keychain, which he jingles and jangles to magically distract his kids.
Levi Gutierrez
thats simultaneously hilarious and wholesome at the same time
Benjamin Williams
You don't get the hate for bagpipes? Have you ever even heard them? I'd rather listen to dubstep.
Grayson Cox
I like the sound.
Cooper Evans
thanks user
Alexander Cruz
no problem friend user.
Brayden Young
I think you can chop bard instruments into three groups: small woodwinds, large two handed, and vocal. Pic related has them all and what their users would look like.
>Big beefy guy using two handed instrument
>Lithe boy(girl) using woodwind
>woman singing with voice.
You can go against the trope easily but a small lithe girl using a massive bagpipe would stand out as much as a barrel-chested mongol raider belting out like he's in a disney movie.
Jacob Flores
I love stupid movies like that, have you ever seen shalulin soccer?
Henry Moore
Look, there's only one way to play a Bard correctly.
Jack Scott
>Not playing a Illithid bard who plays the Theremin to make spooky noises
Why even play bard?
Isaiah Richardson
By the same guy actually. He also recently made two movies based on the Journey to the West which are pretty fun.
For some reason Shu Qi is crazy hot to me. Maybe it's because she used to do softcore porn? Hell, she was in a chinese issue of playboy.
Colton Garcia
That's not a girl using that ocarina. That's Link dude.
Mason Gomez
I saw the trailer, didn’t know he did it, and thought it looked good, I’ll have to see that.
I’ll also look that up too, thanks
Blake Williams
Upright Bass, used as both an instrument and a weapon;
David Brooks
user I think it's just that she is really hot. Nothing strange about it.
Also she seems a little awkward IRL which might be your thing
Nicholas King
You're disgusting
Juan Stewart
preach brother
Juan Ortiz
An ocarina made from a human skull (or maybe a flute made from a femur?). You could play pied piper but with skeletons instead.
Lincoln Lewis
>not playing a psionic bard inspired by the Mule
Aaron Perez
>Skeleton Bard that plays himself like a xylobone
That was a fun game.
Jackson Foster
>requires 2 hands and your mouth
Honestly singing is the best just because it keeps your hands free.
Dancing is even better if you can convince your DM that you have some sort of blade-dancer combat style that lets you perform and attack at the same time, then you can even still talk while doing Bardic music abilities.
Cooper Rivera
The only way to bard correctly.
Easton Ortiz
Maybe you should try blowing on a skinflute for your musical instrument, user
Isaac Perry
>hamaha
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