The Jabberwocky comes whiffling up to your party. How do they react?
The Jabberwocky comes whiffling up to your party. How do they react?
Austin Murphy
Christian Green
probably by snicker-snacking the cunt
Andrew Perez
Wow rude, some innocent Jabberwocky comes burbling up to you and you just vorpal blade his ass? Quite rude indeed.
Luke Murphy
> I shoot it!
> I Action Surge and use Extra Attack so I shoot it too, but four times!
> I throw the druid at it!
> I get thrown at it, then cast thunderwave!
Every single time I send something big at them, it's always the same thing. But they enjoy it, so I can live with it.
Luis Cox
For a moment I thought that was all one player, and just imagining your party spazzing out in a fight and just start shooting everything they have and throwing each other at whatever they stumble into.
Jaxon Anderson
> spazzing out in a fight and just start shooting everything they have and throwing each other at whatever they stumble into.
Yep, that's about the plan most of the time. They're numbskulls, but they're my numbskulls.
Josiah Rivera
My party is the 40k universe how do they fare?
Kayden Fisher
I give it a Snickers bar we had saved for a snack.
Chase Morales
I'd probably gyre and gimble and galumph with mimsy, for the Boojum was a Snark you see.
Kevin Ortiz
So would you nigga play a game set in a Wonderland-esque land, where everything is nonsensical and everyone is nutters?
Asher Wright
I once played a game in which the party traveled to an underground city of skeletons called Bonetown. While we were there, we were tasked to slay the dread Jabberwoccyx, a massive skeletal Jabberwocky that could only be harmed by the Metacarpal Sword (which was a sword made entirely of fingerbones). We snicker-snacked' that fucker full of cavities.
The entire campaign was puns turned into actual radical challenges and dangers, it was great.
Joseph Cox
The creature is called the jabberwock. Jabberwocky was the name of the poem.
Andrew Bailey
Well, pardon me, why don't YOU be the OP then, if you're so smart!
Dominic Nguyen
They get eaten.
Jace Cox
Guy A sizes it up, decides it's not worth it, and runs like a bitch.
Guy B uses a random roulette to find the worst possible spell he could have prepared, casts it, then gets pissy with the DM when it doesn't do jack.
Guy C Leeroys in like a motherfucker.
Guy D ignores anything else that's happening and pretends that untrained and unboosted diplomacy checks will work.
Guy E looks up the probable stats online, concludes that this foe is beyond any of us, and follows Guy A.
Guys F, G, and H try to execute three different contradictory plans of attack.
It probably eventually dies, but not before C gets knocked to almost dead again, G bitches about possibility of friendly fire, and F engages in unsuccessfully suicidal tactics because he's got a new character he wants to play.
Jayden Long
Maybe not a full campaign, but a few sessions could definitely be fun.
Jackson Cook
Jabberwocky adtually had a statline in Warhammer Fantasy RPG 1ed. It was pretty dangerous, with a fuckton of hp-s and a poison attack I think.
Luke Martinez
Fpbp
Nolan Diaz
It depends on whether they have anything vorpal at hand.
Liam Clark
If he was OP, he wouldn't be smart.
Jordan Fisher
>Why is this in my casino
>Oh shit, fuck it's eating the guests
>Goddamn I hate those paladins, but I'm glad I still have a working relationship with them
>Better process these now steaming laser-burned gibs into more genetic monstrosities
>That'll teach 'em