Warhammer 40,000 General /40kg/

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The sisterhood of T'au'va!

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You may, but only if you promise not to let the thing germinate and keep it from peeing on my nice blender.

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16th for evil elf pirates

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Is there supposed to be some sort of announcement today? Or is it tommorow?

Anons yesterday were saying Monday

It's not evil because Mon'keigh aren't people.

This guy understands me.
Spooky

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based

40kg, help!

Should I be good and continue the batch painting of my guard, or crack open Gangs of Comorragh and make on jetbike so I can test my scheme?

>wuzzat?
>nuffing, just some posh panzees is all

Whats a good kit to kitbash an autarch from? I don't like the lame monopose one GW sells.

Both!

Give yourself a rest from guard for a bit if you need it

Breaking up monotony with the bike might be good
But losing steam with the guard might suck
It’s a tough call user.

It's good to alternate between different projects to stop yourself getting bored.

Just dont start too many different projects.

My army continues to grooooooowwwwwww

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I kinda want to make some Space Maraduer Renegades now.

You all make good points. I think I'll do the boots and skin, then reward myself with the bike. Thanks anons!

>poor little engineseer

I like this a lot more than I should

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Dire Avenger Exarch parts seem like a good base.

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You don't want to burn yourself out painting one thing over and over.

Bike

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Shit.
So.
I managed to get hired at GW, in one of their stores.
So shit, if anyone is curious, AMA.

I will obviously not disclose which store, it is, or what country it is in.

Do they still chain you to your position?

Stop lying on the internet and go neck yourself

i wanna give my whole dark eldar army these little flags but i dont really know where to get them :'(

Whats the best way to arrange games at the store

What do they tell you about lord of the rings?

Very nice! Enjoy your dream job of being paid to hobby and convincing others to join in. Even with all the pressure it is miles better than many other jobs.

How much shit are you gonna steal

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I'll take a huge fucking break now, I've been shitposting and putting volume 1. far too long for it to be healthy, things shall get weird next time, for Space Marauder is free of his family..

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So, SoB plastic is coming next year, yeah? I've been saying that I'd get into 40k when SoB got plastic models so I'm pretty excited.

Servitor 33-Theta-34-Sigma Complies.

Call in advance, or try the FB account. You should be put in their calendar.

They don't like to talk about it, but it nearly killed the franchise.

It's pretty swell, but I've actually massively gone down on the amount of hobbying I get to do on my own stuff.
Store projects trump personal ones.
Getting young kids excited about the hobby, and showing their newly painted mini's is adorable. Specially when they just got taught drybrushing and think they're well on their way to a golden demon within the year.

Get a #0... its the best size. I use it for 99% of painting.

Fuck you and your waifu shit. That army is for chronic cucks like all imperium trash.

Pretty sure thats from the Dire Avenger kit too

I enjoyed my time working in a GW store.

Unfortunately life demanded that I get a grown up job for proper money, but I genuinely miss it

Except we'll probably get chaos sisters rules too.

My uncle is GW.

We have a huge fucking bits box. Among them, I found a full Nagash. He got put there because he was from a square base box. I am going ham with conversion fun.

I'm gonna hold onto this job as long as I can.
My means are good enough to treat this as a hobby job, more than a real serious ' put food on the table' job.

>he didn't update the Tip of the Day
youtube.com/watch?v=P4Qxda7OfK0

Why are all of you so bad at making OPs and don't check if the information is up to date?

>Except we'll probably get chaos sisters rules too.
No we wont. Shut the fuck up.

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YES

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Looking to do something like that for my Yncarne. What colour do you think he used ?

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This ork killed off a nemesis dreadknight last game.
So I gave him an appropriate name

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I currently have a box of SoS, Box of skulls and extra Escher bits

Guess I'll make some Assassins Eversors seems simple enough combi needle and skull, the rest look more tricky.
Bloody horned skull are huge.
Any suggestions?

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I'm not exactly claiming to be doing anything but shilling for GW.

I am not in the Nottingham HQ. I do not know about future releases.
Why would I lie about it?

I only made new thread because last one was a ghost town, and I don’t give that much of a shit.

Good for you, make the most of it mate! I’ve not enjoyed work so much since I left, sad to say.

>Why would I lie about it?
For the greatest currency of all.
(you)s

>baby spelled correctly

Typical millenial

I see GW is pushing for Troop Choices to be incredibly good. First Fire Warriors got massively cheaper, and with only a few cheap support guys, they can drown literally anything in so many wounds that you I'll struggle to find any reason to take anything else.

And now we got Lychguards as troops.

So with that in mind, what are you people expecting from DEldar and Orks?

That's the plan.
Getting a sweet Idoneth army, with the staff discount?
can't exactly resist that.
Dorking out with this stuff, and getting paid for it?
Ahahaha, fuck. It's mindblowing for sure. I'm glad to have been hired NOW and not... ~4-5 years ago.

I'd expect Lychguard to be FAQ'd.

incubi as troops

scourges as troops

Wasn’t lychguard as troops a typo/demo thing? Or did I miss a more legit leak

It was in the index, and now the codex too.

Don't count on it.

Lychguards aren't troops, they have the elites symbol in their data entry.

Ork boyz are actually the best thing they have going for them already, so I'm hoping they'll make some other units viable.

Dark Eldar not sure; I remember one of the rumoured leaks mentioned that Trueborn weren't an option any more, and if thats true then maybe its because they're being rolled into Kabalites who'll get better options instead.

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No, just the beta, and it wasn’t consistent even in that.

>incubi as troops
This would be super awesome.

Do it GW.

It is definitely not that way in the index.

Any word if they're going to do another global campaign any time soon?

Wasn't here supposed to be an FAQ?

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>DEldar:
The society of the Dark City is awash with political intrigue and murderous plots. Archons, Succubi, and Haemonculi must always watch their backs, and present strong leadership. Druhkari models within 12 inches of a friendly Druhkari character may use the character's leadership instead of their own, but if a Druhkari unit fails a morale test, then the character immediately suffers a mortal wound due to betrayal!

>Orks
Orks are a rambunctious bunch, and their technology can be frightenly powerful. As such we've replaced the attacks characteristic of all models with multiple attacks, and all guns with multiple shots, with a simple d3-1 roll.

Lychguard as troops is an editing issue. GW fucked up yet another codex.

Boys are gene-modded to space marines, girls are gene-modded to warlord-sized titanesses.

Pic related.

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But I like the Catholic aesthetic.

GW store staff don't get information on that kind of thing with any degree of advanced notice.

I wonder what the rain is like in the dark city, hardly natural, but must be all kinds of fucked up. Maybe it's chemical residue from all the drugs mixed with acid and blood.

Except it wasn't. Even on their codex data sheet they have the elites symbol.
And the WHC preview made no mention of them becoming troops, something they definitely would have.
It's a misprint in the points values, that's all

Pic Related

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I know you're just memeing, but the Dark Eldar fluff specifically mentions that when they're raiding in realspace (so where 99% of 40k battles would take place) all backstabbing gets put aside. All bets are off when they get home, but its more important to stick together when in the field.

Wouldn't that be cool haha! I wonder what they would smell like... Just saying for a friend haha!

Yes, I know the points chart erroneously puts their cost in the troops table, the data entry, where the rules for them is found, has them as elites.

I'm bringing all the models I've built and painted that have some melee prowess for some melee fun against an Ork tide. How does this look?

>Imperium Vanguard
HQ
Custodes Shield Captain, Spear - 122

Elite
Vexlius, Defensor, Storm Shield, Knife - 119
10 Crusaders - 150
Priest, Autogun, Chainsword - 35

Troops
3 Custodians, Spears - 156

>Catachan Battalion
HQ
Straken - 75
Commander, Fist - 38

Elite
Ogryn Bodyguard, Ripper Gun, Bruteshield - 55
Ogryn Bodyguard, Maul, Slabshield, Bullgryn Plate - 67
Ogryn Bodyguard, Maul, Slabshield, Bullgryn Plate - 67
Ogryn Bodyguard, Maul, Slabshield, Death Mask Relic - 62
6 Bullgryn, Mauls, Slabshields - 252

Troops
Infantry Squad, Mortar, Flamer - 52
Infantry Squad, Mortar, Flamer - 52
Infantry Squad, Mortar, Flamer - 52

>Catachan Battalion
HQ
Commander, Shotgun, Warlord, Grand Strategist - 30
Primaris Psyker - 46

Troops
Infantry Squad, Lascannon, Plasma Gun - 67
Infantry Squad, Lascannon, Plasma Gun - 67
Infantry Squad, Lascannon, Plasma Gun - 67

Heavy Support
Leman Russ, Punisher, Heavy Bolter -150
Basilisk, Heavy Bolter - 108
Basilisk, Heavy Bolter - 108

>Yet another "it's... It's a mistake!" Faggot
Jesus Christ, and the train starts again. First Tau, and now Necrons.

I wonder if GW is purposely trying to troll their Hyper Autistic playerbase. It sure is working.

The codex has contradictory information. There is a mistake in there either way

You do know they put out first week FAQs just for issues like these?

Have fun. I quit a few months ago as all it i... Is a hard sales job for plastic toys. Pressure from the top will get retarded and I worked in the UK.. feel sorry for the yanks.

Shit job that drains the hobby from you :D enjoy the discount.

So we need an FAQ, and until then, we have a situation where we can take them as both Troops when using points, and Elites when using power points.

GW is really putting in a lot of effort into their codexes these days.

Okay.

>The society of the Dark City is awash with political intrigue and murderous plots. Archons, Succubi, and Haemonculi must always watch their backs, and present strong leadership. When you deploy a Druhkari unit that isn't a character, you must nominate a character in your army to be it's leader. Roll a d6 at the end of the battle for each surviving non-character unit. On a roll of 1, the character nominated for that unit counts as a casualty when determining your opponent's points.

Product recall and replacement for non faulty product is something the consumer should demand.

But 40k consumer base seems to be composed of mostly shills and cucks

Perfect

They issue FAQs to correct the issue. That takes care of it.