>Things that you can say to a dwarf and your wife
Things that you can say to a dwarf and your wife
Connor Thomas
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Colton Harris
I love em short and stout
Robert Walker
I see you still haven't shaved that beard.
Jordan Morris
Maybe some hair isn't that bad
Sebastian Edwards
Lets spend the weekend in your coal chute.
Brody Peterson
what are you mining for coal down there?
Ian Gutierrez
Lemme check out that axe wound of yours
Caleb Jackson
How did you get hair in your gash already?
Sebastian King
I don't care about those physically perfect elves, you have nothing to worry about
Leo Lee
You're a real battle-axe, you know that?
Brody Harris
Want another beer?
Luke Walker
Your hammer is bigger than I expected.
Christopher Kelly
You gold-digging, hunchbacked snake!
John Wood
You're not real.
Colton Allen
Brandon Nguyen
I want to use my hammer on your anvil.
Chase Garcia
Christ your hairy all over
Carson Richardson
CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG
Austin Adams
wp
Don't stop, down there!
Aaron Peterson
underrated
Samuel Watson
Staph!
I like you better when you're drunk
Aiden Mitchell
You're a stupid cunt aren't you?
Logan Turner
If you mine too hard down they're you're gonna break it.
Colton Gonzalez
I love you.
Thomas Nguyen
>still only counts as one.
Sebastian King
Oliver Barnes
"Damn nigga you thick."
Michael Miller
I found us some gold!