Level 30 terry crews blocks your path

level 30 terry crews blocks your path
What you gonna do?

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starting singing a thousand miles by vanessa carlton

I call my opponent a cheater. Terry Crews is so broken in this edition.

Pray to the god of destruction in my setting
>lvl 121 barbarian avariel
>fused with a magical power plant
>armed with a magic cannon that can fire 121d6 fireballs(radius 5ft/lvl) or 121d4 Burning Rays(like burning hands but with scaling damage and range (15ft/level width and length cone)
Hope you like nukes

No u

I cast Detect Old Spice.

If reality is any indication, I grope him, and then get away with it because no one has any interest in protecting men from sexual harassment

>fire damage

Sorry user, Old Spice protects him from heat

Well, Terry Crews seems like a decent person, so if he blocks my path I'll give him the chance to explain himself.

Is he Chaotic Good?

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>rocks fall, level 18 spell
>a rock of size large enough and dense enough to epiminate the target, factoring in AC, damage reduction, and protection, falls on the targets head
>saving throw: none
>range: to target
>duration: until target death

Lawful spice

>trying to kill terry crews with infinite rocks

congratulations you created a never-ending wandering rock storm. Fucking wizards

Invading other commercials doesn't seem lawful.

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Lawfully spicy =/= laws of the universe

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>granite
>not dolemite

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Black no Crack

>Pray to the god of destruction in my setting
That's Terry Crews you idiot

What does a level 30 Terry Crews stats look like?

Str: 20
Dex: 18
Con: 20
Wis: 14
Int: 12
Cha: 22

Class: Paladin (Oath Spice)

Is there more of this?

Obviously invite him to join my quest.
For fresh smelling bodies and great justice!

I summon some pornography. Crews crumbles.

Question the morality and purpose of my quest, if someone as good as him opposes me then I must have been mislead

I'm obviously going the wrong way if he's blocking my path and not either welcoming me through or wanting to join me. If Terry crews says you're going the wrong way then you've never been right in your life.

This. I'd rather be friends if we could. Throw a persuasion roll and see if I can get him to join me for some adventures.

Grab his dick. He won't fight back, and the cops won't do shit.

Rolled 6 (1d20)

I swing at him with my vorpal scythe