Are you pre-ordering it?

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No

First Cards Against Humanity and now Paizo. Why companies think anyone would pay for literal shit? And why do people actually do this?

Haha, no.

I'm tempted to so I can be in the mosh pit for the threads when it's revealed as the utter shitshow it's going to be. I won't though.

I don't keep up with Pathfinder. Aren't rules available for free as online SRD?

>Paying money for a playtest.
>>Please purchase our special edition version of a playtest book that'll be irrelevant in about a year or two when the actual book comes out.

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IIRC they're putting the full PDF(s) of the playtest materials out for free this August. Dunno if the physical copies would be expected to go out earlier or at the same time.

To be honest, I'm sick of DND 5e and it's utterly disappointing lack of options or depth, so I'll probably pick it up and give it a spin if it's released online for free... but no way in hell I'm paying for it.

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Well, paid open alpha video games that never reach completion are lucrative market. It was only matter of time before traditional games developers get in on the scheme.

I'm buying it for shitposting purposes, and maybe gatecrashing some PFS game in my local area.

Wasn't the selling point of Pathfinder was that it was selfcontained 3.75?

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I thought the selling point was that it was 3.5 but casters were even MORE powerful.

2e seems to going the same route, since level 10 spells are confirmed to be a thing now.

>Pathfinder
>selfcontained

That's where you're wrong kiddo

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Fucking hell. I don't even know how paizotards can internalize this much bullshit without imploding into a brown hole.

>level 10 spells are confirmed to be a thing now

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Tone's hard to convey over text, but I was saying it as a BAD thing, not a praise of the game. People can say "caster supremacy" doesn't exist, but when you show up for a game and everyone's everyone's rolled up a full-caster every time... yeah, it's a problem.

>level 10 spells are confirmed to be a thing now

No fucking way, post proof. I refuse to believe that, I genuinely do

How are people not pissing their pants? Even 3.5 tards would be pissed over giving casters EVEN MORE VERSATILITY

it was in one of the first posts they published about second edition

paizo.com/pathfinderplaytest

Its been ten years since 3.x bit the bucket, its old news at this point user.

>since level 10 spells
Yeah but does that mean the same thing at all?

3.5 had 9th level, then 4e had 15th levels spells. They were not the same- to say the least.

I haven't read up on enough PF2e to know better, but enlighten me.

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Literally just go on the play test site, it's a bulleted play test mechanic.

to be fair, 4e doesn't count, there's no real "15th level spells", every class gets more and more abilities as they level up. If you were to quantify it as it was in 4e, they technically get 30th level spells

>all these buttock-bludgeoned martialfags

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Plot twist: 10th level spells are old 6th level.

It comes out in august as a free download.

Also casters can choose which components of a spell to use (somatic, verbal, material) and scale the spell's effect from like a touch to a ranged to an AOE based on how many components they choose to use. True story.

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I would fucking laugh. Caster tears would be my nectar for years.

>pathfinder

AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHA, no.

fuck yeah I am, paizo is a company that gives a shit and I like their setting. pf2e will probably be good. 4e is better than Pathfinder though.

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>and I like their setting.
This.
Golarion > Forgotten Realms
All years every year.

You're late, shill-kun.

This cannot be real.

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say what you like but I like Pathfinder

Well that's the point, user. Saying "Using 10th level spells" or 15th or 1st means what exactly? We have no base yet. Just a number.

You are setting the bar pretty low, but I would have to agree with you.

Didn’t paizo once say there would NEVER be a 2nd Edition?

Fuck off back to r/paizoshills.

I'm pretty sure that hasn't been the case, but they did say that they would support first edition PF for an allotted amount of time.

why are you in a paizo thread if you hate it so much? I like Pathfinder and you can't do anything about it. love you,!!!

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no they never said that. and in fact they are going to keep first edition in print in paperback.

I can tell you're completely buttflustered by how desperately you're trying to appear otherwise.

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>tripatrips
As it is written, so let it be.

Place your bets on how long Veeky Forums is going to be completely unusable when the final rules come out. There is no "oh it might be fine" scenario, because the only scenarios we have are these:
A. Paizo manages to Paizo up the rules even more than they did last time. Pathfag tears flow in floods as autists viciously mock them as this is their worst case scenario. We possibly get a livestreamed suicide via book burning.
B. Paizo catches lightning in a bottle and it's fucking great. Pathfags shit on everyone and won't shut up about it because autists have been making fun of them for years and they'll finally have ammo to fight back. PF1.0 fags still cry.
C. It's a lukewarm release, in which case autists STILL get to mock PF1.0 fags for having their precious system abandoned just like 3.5 was so many years ago. Except it will also contain the self-righteous bleatings of the PF1.0 fags and the PF2.0 fags will only make it worse with their own version of the 3aboo/4rry system war.
D. As per one of the above, but we come up with catchy nicknames like we did for 3aboos and 4rries. This is currently the least likely scenario.

Again, place your bets. Betting starts at 5 internets.

why are you so unhappy? try playing some Pathfinder user, it's fun! xoxo

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I believe in Veeky Forums so I'm putting ten internets on D + C.

I'm hoping for B, but expecting C. Still exited and hopeful though.

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Who else here /stoked for A/

I'm with you on this one. It's like This Is Spinal Tap--making an amp go to 11 doesn't make the scale automatically cap out higher and you could *more* easily make 10 louder.
And it's not like 9th level spells have ever been the problem with magic being disruptive.

Paizo is already ahead of the market with their MMO.

I predict there will be a handful of edition war threads, but because most Veeky Forums users after the removal of porn are now people with no ability to internally filter there will be non stop thread shitting combined with begging for janitors to ban edition war threads.

Honestly, I might. They're offering it as a free pdf and all, but I know I'm going to be pirating anything else they put out going forward so buying the one as a collector's item kind of appeals to me, seeing as I won't pay for it twice.

It isn't. We still know next to nothing about actual options so people are having a field day calling doomsday on every snip that comes out.
I hate Pathfinder and distrust Paizo but I really think any system is worth a fair look at. Discussing this one seriously will be impossible until 3e a decade from now

But this one goes to ten.

Still salty about that whole /d/ thing, huh /wst/?

Yes. The full playtest is going to be online in PDF form, but Paizo is also producing hardcopy versions for autists and/or collectors who want beta material in hardback.

In 2008, that was the point. 10 years later, Pathfinder has carved out a niche as the pretend elfgame with all the customization and shit in opposition to 5E's rather sparse set of options.

It will be E: retards will yell about the SJW boogeyman because the games have or lets you play someone that is not exactly white, male, and straight.

I'm talking about when blue board rules started to be strictly enforced. I never visited quest threads, but their removal never sat right with me either. I do enjoy edition warring though. So when those threads started to get deleted for no good reason I did get salty ... which is when I realised, porn kept the shitters out.

Veeky Forums was better before blue board enforcement.

I won't even pirate it.

This plus A.

Delusion on a par with /qst/ard pies.

I'd rather pound rusty nails through my dick than ever give Paizo any money.

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>Golarion > Forgotten Realms
Yeah no. FR may be shit, but at least most elements of the setting fit together fairly comprehensively, unlike the amusement park gonzo shit that is Golarion

No I play 5e.

OSR and 5E only for me. Sorry mate.

But user, you can get the game w/o giving them any money.

I'd also rather pound rusty nails through my dick than ever play Pathfinder again.

>Why companies think anyone would pay for literal shit?
Because people will pay for shit, even if it's clearly labeled as containing literal shit, and for some reason still expect to get something else in the box?